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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
i cant be the only one that thought that was a good idea

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Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

watch out for hot spots

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hotdogs do not have the structural integrity to make it past my tight rear end in a top hat

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
yes, everyone should microwave a hotdog and insert into their anus atleast once. ganbarre

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I put a hotdog up my butt and it came out a corndog.

This is how I have made my millions.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Is this a Doobie's Dog Thing? I haven't been paying attention to that for a while.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

No

e; Yes

free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Aug 22, 2014

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
when I get to prison I'm chopping hot dogs with my balloon knot at first meal

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

THS posted:

hotdogs do not have the structural integrity to make it past my tight rear end in a top hat

Pretty sad for OP's penis that his idea of a substitute penis is flaccid.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
lol i was like 12 lay off my boy hole

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Gross, dude. They taste better if you grill them instead.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
you idiot you're supposed to freeze the hotdogs before sticking them in your butt

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

how many seconds should i zap my hotdog before jamming it up my butt? at 100% power, or a lower setting?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I Have a pack of Hebrew Nationals up my rear end right now. Can't call me an Anti-Semite

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
use kilbalsa.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





i have in fact shoved my hotdog into the anus of a microwave (mom)

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
how long can a hotdog be in your rear end before it starts digesting it

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

1gnoirents posted:

how long can a hotdog be in your rear end before it starts digesting it

Hot dogs cant digest anything they are a food product.

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

...of SCIENCE! posted:

you idiot you're supposed to freeze the hotdogs before sticking them in your butt

Helps with the hemorrhoids.


True fact. :science:

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Hot dogs cant digest anything they are a food product.

I didnt do well in biology sory

saig
Mar 9, 2003

i see your reply and raise you an i dont give a shit
Thread title made me chortle thanks

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



its a great way to have a fresh hot hotdog ready for lunch when you need it, op

you dont really need to microwave it though, your body will have plenty of time to heat it up

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
just put icy hot on it slap it in and wait for fireworks.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

...of SCIENCE! posted:

you idiot you're supposed to freeze the hotdogs before sticking them in your butt

If by doing this am I still supporting ALS awareness??????? I need to know, I just got challenged on twitter.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

nutranurse posted:

If by doing this am I still supporting ALS awareness??????? I need to know, I just got challenged on twitter.
yeah but you have to tweet back a picture

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

gggiiimmmppp posted:

its a great way to have a fresh hot hotdog ready for lunch when you need it, op

you dont really need to microwave it though, your body will have plenty of time to heat it up

hulk hogan meat poo?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





bar s hotdogs or gtfo

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

"i had a hot dog with 'natural casing' today for lunch"
:q:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

you gotta sit down your best bud at work though and say "hey have you ever thought of this... out of all the people working here, any one of them could have a hot dog in their rectum right now and we wouldn't even know it. it's just sitting in there, staying warm."

this way you alleviate any suspicion on yourself

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.

EA Sports posted:

i cant be the only one that thought that was a good idea

challenge everything

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
lol

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
How do you insert a microwave into your anus?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Guy Fleegman posted:

How do you insert a microwave into your anus?

with a lot of astroglide.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

only hebrew national because my rear end in a top hat is jewish

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




coulda really used a "BANGBROS" label in the bottom corner

Pr0phecy
Apr 3, 2006

THS posted:

hotdogs do not have the structural integrity to make it past my tight rear end in a top hat

as a stem major

PainBreak
Jun 9, 2001
Heeeeeeeee poop. :airquote:

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WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

I am not a monster so I do not microwave hot dogs

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