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Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005
best case scenario would have been a reality tv show with a pickup artist and elliot

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Gaunab posted:

his first reaction isn't to be creeped out by a sixteen year old girl making out with a twelve year old but instead to jealously stare at them. lol

it is really really pathetic to be a 16 year old and watch the 16 year old girl near you make out with a 12 year old

like, the girls options are you or basically pedophilia and she chooses one of societies largest taboos, that's pretty funny

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
today i went to the zoo with some girls, i tried to hold ones hand but instead she started to make out with a zebra in front of me and they were both using tongues. i was so jealous because even though i am a beautiful man and a genius, these girls would rather make out with zebras instead of me, the perfect gentleman. i felt jealousy towards the zebra because even though he was only 4 he had what i had never had. i ran home and cried

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

theflyingorc posted:

today i went to the zoo with some girls, i tried to hold ones hand but instead she started to make out with a zebra in front of me and they were both using tongues. i was so jealous because even though i am a beautiful man and a genius, these girls would rather make out with zebras instead of me, the perfect gentleman. i felt jealousy towards the zebra because even though he was only 4 he had what i had never had. i ran home and cried

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Tim Raines IRL posted:

well then it was pretty selfish of him to go out in a blaze of glory and deprive the world of that moxy. i could use more moxy in my life

This is not how to spell moxie

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

doctor 7 posted:

So at this point it seems pretty clear Elliot was just a really pathetic and lovely person who happened to have a mental illness. Rather than an upstanding young man with mental health problems that he had trouble with and were eventually his downfall or something.

no its obvious to all of us how normal elliot was and the fact that his brain worked fine

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
was it ever revealed exactly how he died? i heard he shot himself in the head while reloading but idk that seems like a bit too perfect of a death, being unable to even reload a gun properly

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


Does he ever mention suicide in his manifesto?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



If the dirty casuals hadn't taken over wow, elliot rodger would still be playing 14 hrs a day.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

ethanol posted:

If the dirty casuals hadn't taken over wow, elliot rodger would still be playing 14 hrs a day.

there is no hope now for azeroth

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

General Bort posted:

Does he ever mention suicide in his manifesto?

He mentions devastating consequences for those who withheld poon from him.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

whip posted:

He mentions devastating consequences for those who withheld poon from him.

every woman in the entire world?

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

General Bort posted:

Does he ever mention suicide in his manifesto?

Yes he said he wanted to end his rampage by shooting himself with two handguns at once for some reason.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoIain7C5yU

What if elliot roger had love llike elliot the dragon

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
That's a funny reference, thanks for making it twice in this thread.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

It's only paedophilia if the boy is older.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Kevyn posted:

Kid is 12 and named Leo Bubenheim and he's still piling up clam

he probably told her he could get her a part in a movie

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
People are saying his family wasn't very wealthy, but I assure you, only the wealthy could write sentences like this:

quote:

We met up with the Bubenheims at the Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, and a friend of Pollina’s was there with them

LOL I just GIS Calabasas and the returns are all rich celebrities

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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ProperCoochie posted:

People are saying his family wasn't very wealthy, but I assure you, only the wealthy could write sentences like this:


LOL I just GIS Calabasas and the returns are all rich celebrities

http://sagebrushcantina.com/menus/dinner-menu-2/

yea bro $8 burgers is some seriously expensive food lol.

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
if there is any justice elliot will be reincarnated over and over as a mayfly who fails to get laid

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I read all the wow sections in his manifesto. Playing WoW was social death in high school. pretty safe to say elliot was outcast early because of wow

playing video games all day literally kills

thousands of goons at high risk

I'm literally washing my hands of it

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

ProperCoochie posted:

People are saying his family wasn't very wealthy, but I assure you, only the wealthy could write sentences like this:
His dad was an assistant director who was broke because he spent all his money on Projects, so he was always working for Hollywood millionaires and Elliot got to tag along and hang out at their mansions and parties, so instead of living in a basement playing videogames like he was fated to do he grew up around terribly spoiled rich kids and thought he was one. He was able to blend in just standing around sneering and glaring so the other rich folk probably figured he was just quiet and aloof or someone's rent boy and ignored him, nobody knew he was a social retard until he opened his mouth, and even then if someone looked at him funny he'd go away to cry alone instead of making a public spectacle of himself.

A lot of the funny incidents happened when he got drunk enough to come out of his shell, because he had neither the power nor personality to be an absolutely revolting prick and get away with it. Its difficult to even think of a good analogy because he's just a perfect storm.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 715 days!)

i'm so poor my mommy bought me a beamer please sirs can you spare any change

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
What wouldve happened if he had actually gotten laid?

I think it's a toss-up between:

a) cried,

b) got angry because the girl (or boy) was not the 10/10 blonde bombshell he has been unrealistically fantasizing about since 12yo and now his sex life is irrevocably tainted, or

c) acted like the smuggest fucker in the world after 10 seconds of hooha-thrusting and premature ejac, with the girl having to finish herself off while Elliot is updating his blog about losing his virginity.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



if elliot ever actually got to the point of taking his pants off, his overwhelming anxiety would surely have killed for lack of better word any erection and we'd be in the same spot

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Elliot rodgers death was a net gain for the world and i hope his parents know this and are comforted by it

RowsdowerHotline
Nov 5, 2003
Forum Crackwhore
I'm not Elliot Rodger :( (because I'm still alive)

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
i guess you could say elliot rodger really put the pussy on a pedastal

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
im sorry thats the second time ive referenced that movie this thread but really nobody else thought to say that??

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

he kinda put himself on a pedestal though, and expected the hot white blonde pussy to line up to worship him

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


mom the meatloaf haha

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
wish this thread existed before my "let's get a goon a date" thread so we could've done it wtih Elliot Rodger instead

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
man, i'd kill for some sex right now

-elliot rogers

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

pathetic little tramp posted:

Let's take this moment to remember all the one-year-older-than-us goth chicks who got us laid in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxoEpVDGvPE

She also gave me all her tickets that she won at skeeball. Love was simpler then.

lmao this is an old post but it is the truest and real post

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DUNCAN DONUTS
Mar 27, 2010

by XyloJW

theflyingorc posted:

today i went to the zoo with some girls, i tried to hold ones hand but instead she started to make out with a zebra in front of me and they were both using tongues. i was so jealous because even though i am a beautiful man and a genius, these girls would rather make out with zebras instead of me, the perfect gentleman. i felt jealousy towards the zebra because even though he was only 4 he had what i had never had. i ran home and cried

i returned home, where i began to cry uncontrollably. i angrily fantasized about returning to the zoo and throwing a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte into the zebra's face. sorrow and anger turned into fury when i spotted the pack of Juicy Fruit Gum my roommate had left on his desk.

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