best case scenario would have been a reality tv show with a pickup artist and elliot
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 07:41 |
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Gaunab posted:his first reaction isn't to be creeped out by a sixteen year old girl making out with a twelve year old but instead to jealously stare at them. lol it is really really pathetic to be a 16 year old and watch the 16 year old girl near you make out with a 12 year old like, the girls options are you or basically pedophilia and she chooses one of societies largest taboos, that's pretty funny
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 08:04 |
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today i went to the zoo with some girls, i tried to hold ones hand but instead she started to make out with a zebra in front of me and they were both using tongues. i was so jealous because even though i am a beautiful man and a genius, these girls would rather make out with zebras instead of me, the perfect gentleman. i felt jealousy towards the zebra because even though he was only 4 he had what i had never had. i ran home and cried
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 08:08 |
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theflyingorc posted:today i went to the zoo with some girls, i tried to hold ones hand but instead she started to make out with a zebra in front of me and they were both using tongues. i was so jealous because even though i am a beautiful man and a genius, these girls would rather make out with zebras instead of me, the perfect gentleman. i felt jealousy towards the zebra because even though he was only 4 he had what i had never had. i ran home and cried
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 08:28 |
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Tim Raines IRL posted:well then it was pretty selfish of him to go out in a blaze of glory and deprive the world of that moxy. i could use more moxy in my life This is not how to spell moxie
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 09:42 |
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doctor 7 posted:So at this point it seems pretty clear Elliot was just a really pathetic and lovely person who happened to have a mental illness. Rather than an upstanding young man with mental health problems that he had trouble with and were eventually his downfall or something. no its obvious to all of us how normal elliot was and the fact that his brain worked fine
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 11:42 |
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was it ever revealed exactly how he died? i heard he shot himself in the head while reloading but idk that seems like a bit too perfect of a death, being unable to even reload a gun properly
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 11:43 |
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Does he ever mention suicide in his manifesto?
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 12:11 |
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If the dirty casuals hadn't taken over wow, elliot rodger would still be playing 14 hrs a day.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 13:26 |
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ethanol posted:If the dirty casuals hadn't taken over wow, elliot rodger would still be playing 14 hrs a day. there is no hope now for azeroth
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 13:35 |
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General Bort posted:Does he ever mention suicide in his manifesto? He mentions devastating consequences for those who withheld poon from him.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:47 |
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whip posted:He mentions devastating consequences for those who withheld poon from him. every woman in the entire world?
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:48 |
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General Bort posted:Does he ever mention suicide in his manifesto? Yes he said he wanted to end his rampage by shooting himself with two handguns at once for some reason.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:25 |
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:31 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoIain7C5yU What if elliot roger had love llike elliot the dragon
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:33 |
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That's a funny reference, thanks for making it twice in this thread.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 17:41 |
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It's only paedophilia if the boy is older.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 18:56 |
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Kevyn posted:Kid is 12 and named Leo Bubenheim and he's still piling up clam he probably told her he could get her a part in a movie
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:05 |
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People are saying his family wasn't very wealthy, but I assure you, only the wealthy could write sentences like this: quote:We met up with the Bubenheims at the Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, and a friend of Pollina’s was there with them LOL I just GIS Calabasas and the returns are all rich celebrities
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:28 |
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ProperCoochie posted:People are saying his family wasn't very wealthy, but I assure you, only the wealthy could write sentences like this: http://sagebrushcantina.com/menus/dinner-menu-2/ yea bro $8 burgers is some seriously expensive food lol.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:03 |
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if there is any justice elliot will be reincarnated over and over as a mayfly who fails to get laid
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:14 |
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I read all the wow sections in his manifesto. Playing WoW was social death in high school. pretty safe to say elliot was outcast early because of wow playing video games all day literally kills thousands of goons at high risk I'm literally washing my hands of it
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:26 |
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ProperCoochie posted:People are saying his family wasn't very wealthy, but I assure you, only the wealthy could write sentences like this: A lot of the funny incidents happened when he got drunk enough to come out of his shell, because he had neither the power nor personality to be an absolutely revolting prick and get away with it. Its difficult to even think of a good analogy because he's just a perfect storm.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:33 |
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i'm so poor my mommy bought me a beamer please sirs can you spare any change
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 08:55 |
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What wouldve happened if he had actually gotten laid? I think it's a toss-up between: a) cried, b) got angry because the girl (or boy) was not the 10/10 blonde bombshell he has been unrealistically fantasizing about since 12yo and now his sex life is irrevocably tainted, or c) acted like the smuggest fucker in the world after 10 seconds of hooha-thrusting and premature ejac, with the girl having to finish herself off while Elliot is updating his blog about losing his virginity.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 16:04 |
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if elliot ever actually got to the point of taking his pants off, his overwhelming anxiety would surely have killed for lack of better word any erection and we'd be in the same spot
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 16:05 |
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Elliot rodgers death was a net gain for the world and i hope his parents know this and are comforted by it
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 16:50 |
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I'm not Elliot Rodger (because I'm still alive)
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 17:40 |
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i guess you could say elliot rodger really put the pussy on a pedastal
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 18:01 |
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im sorry thats the second time ive referenced that movie this thread but really nobody else thought to say that??
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 18:01 |
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he kinda put himself on a pedestal though, and expected the hot white blonde pussy to line up to worship him
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 18:04 |
mom the meatloaf haha
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 18:05 |
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wish this thread existed before my "let's get a goon a date" thread so we could've done it wtih Elliot Rodger instead
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 18:05 |
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man, i'd kill for some sex right now -elliot rogers
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 18:08 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:Let's take this moment to remember all the one-year-older-than-us goth chicks who got us laid in high school. lmao this is an old post but it is the truest and real post
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 18:48 |
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theflyingorc posted:today i went to the zoo with some girls, i tried to hold ones hand but instead she started to make out with a zebra in front of me and they were both using tongues. i was so jealous because even though i am a beautiful man and a genius, these girls would rather make out with zebras instead of me, the perfect gentleman. i felt jealousy towards the zebra because even though he was only 4 he had what i had never had. i ran home and cried i returned home, where i began to cry uncontrollably. i angrily fantasized about returning to the zoo and throwing a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte into the zebra's face. sorrow and anger turned into fury when i spotted the pack of Juicy Fruit Gum my roommate had left on his desk.
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