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TheJoker138 posted:Some loving nerdy loser who's really upset about this Zoe Quinn thing will start killing female gamers or something soon, don't worry. its ok as soon as she is dead the factory will ship another one with pink hair instead of blue.
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i don't understand how someone that good looking and that wealthy couldn't get laid. it boggles the mind. at least i have an excuse. Every time he even said hi to a woman the fact that she didn't pull down his pants and blow him right there caused him to run crying to his car to record a 15 minute video blog about how awful women are.
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i don't understand how someone that good looking and that wealthy couldn't get laid. it boggles the mind. at least i have an excuse. Literally too stupid to gently caress.
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same I wonder how many MRAs look up to this guy as a hero
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TOOT BOOT posted:
None, because he called their whole movement dumb
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Aug 22, 2014 04:08
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he was such an unpleasant little bitch that even the other pathetic ragey incels hated him
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Ponce de Le0n posted:None, because he called their whole movement dumb he was against puas because pick up tricks didnt work for him. i dont think he wrote about mens rights in a wider sense in his manifesto, but i could be wrong because i didnt read that worthless poo poo kid was no kaczynski
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he shoulda just joined ISIS apparently they have a ton of western white dudes with convert zeal with his love of violence and misogyny he'd have fit right in
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pepperidge farm remembers
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ginealgo posted:pepperidge farm remembers gtfo
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i don't understand how someone that good looking and that wealthy couldn't get laid. it boggles the mind. at least i have an excuse. i thought your amazing law school cred was the fast track to getting pussy?!?
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Aug 22, 2014 04:31
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lmao rollins outta nowhere
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Ha ha look at this nerd. I was a dorky goth loser and even I was able to bone a hot latina goth chick when I was 15.
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his manifesto should be required reading in every school as an example of how not to be and think, and also as comedy relief
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Carver Crisis posted:his manifesto should be required reading in every school as an example of how not to be and think, and also as comedy relief our education woes would be solved
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His manifesto coming out piece by piece as people made their way through it was one of the internet highlights of the year. Holy poo poo that was one pathetic bunch of words. brb going to go limp away and sob in my bmw
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cant wait til they make the internet able to communicate with ghosts id show him the insane groupie he got from going hard like that.
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Yeah I remember him. I really liked it when he thwarted the government agents and escaped with the alien then flew his bike across the moon.
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A frustrated and empty young man named Elliot Rodger, having just viewed Clanging of the Swords IV, and feeling a sense of purpose for the first time, vows to serve none but Allah. With his father's credit card, he soon books a flight to Syria to receive his training and get in on the ground floor of the Islamic State. A few months later, he's butchering women and rip-roaring up and down the roads of the newly-minted caliphate, having traded his BMW for a stolen American surplus humvee, and his 80s favorites for anasheed. He's having the time of his life - a life which is suddenly and tragically cut short when a pair of JDAMs dropped by an F/A-18 fighter hit his convoy. In an instant, the searing heat and force of the explosions give way to a gentle warmth that feels almost like an embrace. His vision is filled with soft white light. A massive, imposing, yet benevolent voice seems to boom and echo through his entire consciousness. "ELLIOT..." "Who... who is that!? Where am I!?" "DEAR CHILD, SURELY YOU KNOW, EVEN AS YOU ASK." "N-no! That can't be! It can't be over already!" "FEAR NOT, ELLIOT RODGER... FOR YOU, THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO CLAIM THE ETERNAL REWARDS OF MARTYRDOM." Soon, the white light begins to recede from Elliot's field of vision. What replaces it is a seemingly endless expanse of jaw-dropping beauty and opulence that far exceeds any earthly fantasy. Great avenues of silver and gold, all lined with majestic palaces that are carved entirely from precious stones. Lakes of honey and rivers of wine. A sky that pulses and radiates with every hue of the rainbow, as well as new, even more beautiful colors that no mortal can hope to imagine. But the most magnificent sight of all sits directly below him, at the center of this paradise. For a brief moment, he thinks he is being reflected in some bizarre, wondrous kaleidoscope. But soon he counts them all. Seventy-two. Seventy-two perfect clones of himself lay in a circular pattern reminiscent of a flower, all of them naked and prone, waiting for their master to descend on them and have his way. "I FULFILL THE PROMISE OF MY HOLY WORD, AND RENDER UNTO MY FAITHFUL SERVANT THE VIRGINS OF PARADISE, ALL SUITED TO HIS OWN TASTE. WELL DONE!" Elliot is overcome with delight and gratitude. He flies down to the ground that lay at the center of this harem, and then drops to his knees. "Truly, God is the Greatest!!!" he exclaims, with tears of joy running down his face. It isn't long before he collects himself, and soon there is not a single Elliot that remains immaculate. At last, the dark cloud of virginity has evaporated from his soul, and he is now free to express his love for himself in limitless ways. And so he shall. Forever. ~Fin~
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Hobohemian posted:That might actually be true. He made mass shooting so unbelievably dorky and pathetic potential shooters even feel ashamed to be associated with him. That's pretty impressive. Truth. He put a new, pathetic spin on the random shooting craze that people hereafter will remember. He may be a hero after all.
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Here is the original thread devoted to him: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3637102
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it's extremely important to me that the posters in this thread understand that I have, in fact, had sex. e: with a woman
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potential goldmine well into his 20's. sadly,he killed
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the most embarrassing national nightmare yet
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i like how he spent 4/20 postin about penis sizes on message boards rather than blazin it up
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Aug 22, 2014 06:10
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Isn't it actually 6? Buncha tiny dick mother fuckers.
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just a reminder that your posts are your legacy once your balls + rear end are buried in the cold, welcoming earth
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I can fit both fists in my mouth while doing an almost perfect split, I never had to worry about penis size.
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my dick is huge, so i will never shoot anybody with a gun
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Tiler Kiwi posted:my dick is huge, so i will never shoot anybody with a gun pretty much most things bad in the world can be drawn with pretty much a straight line back to people with small dicks trying to overcompensate
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Tiler Kiwi posted:my dick is huge, so i will never shoot anybody with a gun Or waste money on an expensive, penis-shaped sports car.
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Say what you want about Elliot Rodger, but he did allow this .gif to be created: Which I periodically send to my wife when I'm at work. E: That is, my wife, who I have had sex with, and who is a woman.
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Solid Poopsnake posted:Say what you want about Elliot Rodger, but he did allow this .gif to be created:
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he owns
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Eliot Rodger's nemesis:
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