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rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp

Al Borland posted:

But he wanted a pure Aryan woman that would carry his pure Aryan blood child.
lol dude thought he was white.

actually his extensive manifesto/livejournal had a bunch about how he couldn't get girls due to being half asian.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
You know the NSA should have copies of him crying to his mother.....

So one day in the future he will make us smile once again.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

rainy day posted:

actually his extensive manifesto/livejournal had a bunch about how he couldn't get girls due to being half asian.

tbh no white chick wants an asian guy (small penises) so i don't blame him

it owns being 100% white

rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp

Xaris posted:

tbh no white chick wants an asian guy (small penises) so i don't blame him

it owns being 100% white

hes a magnificent, worldly gentleman tho....

rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp
also on the global average white people have pretty tiny penises too, beat out by basically all of africa and south america.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
Reading the Elliot Rodgers manifesto really should be required in high school. You could have a pretty good sequence of The Inferno, The Decameron, Catcher in the Rye, and then the Rodgers Manifesto.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
but at least we're not china/india penises

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

rainy day posted:

actually his extensive manifesto/livejournal had a bunch about how he couldn't get girls due to being half asian.

I thought he was an "exotic Eurasian" that should be irresistible, and it was the full Asians that women hated.

I definitely remember a series of posts where an Asian guy was posting pictures of himself with his (blonde?) girlfriend, and Elliot went from "that's a hooker, no way," to eventual "noooooooooo" as more pics got posted.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

cname posted:

What's the deal with him trying to visit a sorority house? Did they not let him into a party or something?


In all fairness, he rocked up there but was defeated by a locked door.

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.
http://youtu.be/W09yHSfq464

Elliot Rodger Comes Out of the Closet.

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

happyhippy posted:

Remember when he was angry with his mother that she could only afford to buy him only one $400 shirt.

Hah, could have afforded 4 above average hookers for that you poo poo head.

Shopping List 4 Mom:

- game of thrones book
- 400$ shirt
- (1) prostitute of acceptable ethnocultural background

rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp

Tipps posted:

Shopping List 4 Mom:

- game of thrones book
- 400$ shirt
- (1) prostitute of acceptable ethnocultural background

are you kidding? such an impressive gentleman would never stoop to paying for sex. the hot busty blond girls should be paying him!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i would have let him give me head irl he got some killeer dsls

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
imagin cummin all over elliot rogers face !!!!!!!!!!lol

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
was his mom asian or his dad?

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
The ultimate gentleman

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Also his father will probably never again work in the industry.

"Wait, wasn't your son the kid that complained about never getting laid and then killed a bunch of people out of jealousy? Umm yea we'll call you back"

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Also his dad had last made a documentary about finding god which is kinda funny in some way. Ironic? Tragic? Or just unsurprising

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Tautologicus posted:

Also his father will probably never again work in the industry.

"Wait, wasn't your son the kid that complained about never getting laid and then killed a bunch of people out of jealousy? Umm yea we'll call you back"

it was the step-dad that worked in the movies

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Zzulu posted:

but at least we're not china/india penises



:unsmith::hf::unsmith:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

it was the step-dad that worked in the movies

wasnt them some lovely movies too

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

it was the step-dad that worked in the movies

That's negative ghost rider, his father.

His step mom was also on TV.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

InterceptorV8 posted:

That's negative ghost rider, his father.

His step mom was also on TV.

wasnt it one of them real sluts of x shows or somting

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

it was the step-dad that worked in the movies

No it was his biological father.

http://www.rodgerpictures.com/#!/index

His biological mother was a small time actress and his stepmother is another small time actress.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

I read his entire manifesto. He was so incredibly spoiled. He lived in a 6-bedroom home and went on regular vacations and had lots of expensive toys. At the end of his life his mom paid his rent while he went to college.

You wasn't terrible looking either, although personally he's not my cup of tea. You have to be a real oval office if you can't get laid in his situation.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Why do they keep calling him the Virgin Killer though? It's loving weird.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Clochette posted:

I read his entire manifesto. He was so incredibly spoiled. He lived in a 6-bedroom home and went on regular vacations and had lots of expensive toys. At the end of his life his mom paid his rent while he went to college.

You wasn't terrible looking either, although personally he's not my cup of tea. You have to be a real oval office if you can't get laid in his situation.

he was a crazy person man


dude stabbed and killed a bunch of people. That kind of crazy usually isnt very attractive to peoples

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
no, i don't

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Zzulu posted:

he was a crazy person man


dude stabbed and killed a bunch of people. That kind of crazy usually isnt very attractive to peoples

Yeah that's what I mean

He was all like "GIRLS ARE SHALLOW THEY DON'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M ASIAN AND SHORT AND I'M FROM A REALLY RICH FAMILY BUT NOT ENOUGH TO BE A BILLIONARE" and it's just like, hey maybe the problem is that you're a loving Looney Toon

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

You know what? You're right.

I would've cum on his face, neck, chest and breast.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
wait, maybe I do remember him after all

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
My favorite part of the manifesto is that a kid living in LA didn't know a BMW was a high-status car until he was in college.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PVDECCEsU4

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

Hogge Wild posted:

wasnt it one of them real sluts of x shows or somting

Yeah, real hollywood slutwives or something stupid like that.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I only wish we could bring him back as a forums spirit, so we could make fun of his tiny penis for the rest of eternity

Stay safe, Elliot ghost

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
That kid really didn't have an excuse for not getting laid.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
he one of them self hating asians. not really his fault, just the fault of whichever parent was asian

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

That kid really didn't have an excuse for not getting laid.

What if he had no penis and no butthole?

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
but he has 300 dollar sunglasses!

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InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

Hellsau posted:

What if he had no penis and no butthole?

23 years without taking a poo poo would really make someone grumpy as all gently caress.

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