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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pretty simple and straightforward rule

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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

just shove a tampon in there and suck it up princess aint no sharks in a pool

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
If your wiener makes pus
Don't ride the bus

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
if you can tell there is blood in your stool it means you are too sober.

PainBreak
Jun 9, 2001
Heeeeeeeee poop. :airquote:

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
Once I ate a ton of beets and my poop was just straight up red, and I got really scared and called my momma and she said, it's just beets baby

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
if you think aids is droll, poz my neg hole

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

If your balls are in pain, don't get on a plane.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
When you turd in my hole, dont morph into a mole.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
if there's poo poo in your cooch stop drinking the hootch!

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
If I fart on your tits dont guff in my grits.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
If you drink rum on the pitch, you'll cum in a bitch

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rapman the Cook posted:

If I fart on your tits dont guff in my grits.

Gold mine plz we got some real Maya angilous up in here

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
if a fedora you has, you'll look like a spazz

Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 18, 2004


you can't tell me what to stoooooooooooooooool

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
I poo poo where I please and please where I poo poo

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
sounds like ebola

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

if you drink beer, you are a queer

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
if there's cum in your mouth, you must have gone south

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

if you hate the jews, don't go on a cruise

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
if there's cum up your bum don't go for a run

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

if there's cum up your bum don't go for a run

Doesn't rhyme. And don't be talkin' about poetic licenses either.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
if she thinks elvis is dead, she's no good in bed

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Something something urethra, something something eureka.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

If the sphincters which govern your orifices fail, please avoid riding the Commuter Rail

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


If it's making GBS threads blood ye be doin'
Best bring a towel when yar pooin'

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

If your breeches are fill'd with your bowels' noxious stew, then riding that penny farthing is not for you

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Poop as black as night.
You should see a doctor soon,
Not swim in my pool.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
if u post on the forums today, ur gay

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
Call of Doodie makes me poopie!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

you irl posted:

if u post on the forums today, ur gay

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

a creepy colon posted:

Pretty simple and straightforward rule

Stay safe, a straightforward rule.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

you can't stop me

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Dirty Sanchez posted:

Doesn't rhyme. And don't be talkin' about poetic licenses either.

wtf are you on about? It does rhyme you twat

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Why not though?
What the gently caress is the point of the chlorination in the pool if not to make people feel potentially safer about the fact that they are swimming in other people's watered down blood, poo poo, and piss?

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


my cat gets really happy and runs around after he poops

I think it tickles his prostate

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA

Moola posted:

wtf are you on about? It does rhyme you twat

It does not. Sounding close enough isn't enough.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
If there's blood on your pole
You should dig a hole

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
if you ate my d you have hiv

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

if you're on the rag just poo poo in a bag.

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