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Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

how many skrillexies do you thing you could bench ? i think i could something around 17

not sure about squats

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naem
May 29, 2011

squillatsex

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax
I think he's pretty cool. He releases free music and just sorta lives the life people dream about, without being an attention seeking douche.

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
No-one dreams about being 5'4".

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Serious post: what's wrong with his face? Does he have the same skin problem the dude from Battlestar/Blade runner has? How can one's face get so hosed up?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Baronjutter posted:

Serious post: what's wrong with his face? Does he have the same skin problem the dude from Battlestar/Blade runner has? How can one's face get so hosed up?
He's got seriously bad / hosed up skin.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Lowtax posted:

He's got seriously bad / hosed up skin.

How's his hair? Soft and silky or greasy and gross?

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

no, they're dancers

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Baronjutter posted:

Serious post: what's wrong with his face? Does he have the same skin problem the dude from Battlestar/Blade runner has? How can one's face get so hosed up?

A little known and usually third world disease called "acne."

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
I must say, like most of us, he looks like he was a pretty obnoxious dweeb in high school. Good on you dude for moving on.

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:
If you think all he plays is dubstep, check him out again (live) some time soon. He is playing more stuff with more trance and progressive elements to it. I'm not the biggest skrillex fan but I give him credit for changing up his sound :)

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
To be honest I'd rather keep the number of girls I've slept with and not look like a stunted little freak man

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

redshirt posted:

How's his hair? Soft and silky or greasy and gross?

also what does it smell like

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

mookface posted:

To be honest I'd rather keep the number of girls I've slept with and not look like a stunted little freak man

I would easily trade like 6' height to have his raw talent and money. I might even accept the acne and hair if I really had to. The voice is a dealbreaker though.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Business Gorillas posted:

sorry to say it but eternal ladyboy skrillex has gotten more stinky slizz

haha nope

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Ardemia posted:

If you think all he plays is dubstep, check him out again (live) some time soon. He is playing more stuff with more trance and progressive elements to it. I'm not the biggest skrillex fan but I give him credit for changing up his sound :)

Yeah I saw him like a month ago and he only played 2-3 dubstep tracks the whole time. Absolutely amazing show btw.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I saw Benny benassi last month and his second to last song was skrillex's remix of cinema. Dubstep is a lot better sounding at a concert. And drunk.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


"Stinky slizz" made me laugh pretty hard

TontoCorazon fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Aug 22, 2014

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax
Benny Benassi and Skrillex are awesome live. Bassnectar is #1 though.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Alceste posted:

yeah, him and every other guy who's ever been famous for anything ever, so loving what, my life is still pretty great without all that

dude makes money and has a good time selling lovely music to idiots so good for him, doesn't matter that he looks like the half-aborted child of corey feldman and quasimodo...lots of rich people are ugly

it only bothers me when i have to listen to that poo poo coming from something i can't turn down or mute

hahahaha where you crying on your keyboard while you were writing this?

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

Lowtax posted:

He's got seriously bad / hosed up skin.

thats called being uncircumcised lowtax

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i like dubstep music B)

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Over There posted:

I saw Benny benassi last month and his second to last song was skrillex's remix of cinema. Dubstep is a lot better sounding at a concert. And drunk.

and on ketamine

ginealgo
Aug 21, 2014

by Ralp
when i sent to starscape in 2011 a girl i was with got kicked out and she met skrillex by the gate and he got her back in so he seems pretty chill

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

at least i'm not...a dialup modem!! listen to queen, swagfags :iamafag:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
That ain't workin
that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothing
And your chicks for free

Nomadic Scholar
Feb 6, 2013


420DD Butts posted:

but what if you're too tall to fit in the grave?

villains don't need tombstones

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lowtax posted:

He's got seriously bad / hosed up skin.

that explains why he kinda looks like Janis Joplin as well as Corey Feldman.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
could you image how sad your life would have to be to brag about sleeping with skrillex

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzhxVjKwwoI

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

good for him, honestly :)

getting de pussy while being hemorrhoid-ugly, more power to him

it's not like I was going to gently caress any of those women anyway

what's the story behind the Lowtax/Skrillex photo, did they just randomly meet

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
what the gently caress is a skrilex?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

what the gently caress is a skrilex?

it's a guy who stole funny sounds from another bunch of guys and people thought it sounded good

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Don Tacorleone posted:

it's a guy who stole funny sounds from another bunch of guys and people thought it sounded good

Oh. So he's early KMFDM 20-30 years later?

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 637 days!
I don't know Ape OP, I've met a lot of god drat women folk.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Oh. So he's early KMFDM 20-30 years later?

sure grandpa

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
That's not Edward James Olmos bad skin.

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010
Goons hate another goon loving hoes and making dat chedda.

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Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 637 days!
I saw photographic evidence once that Skiller is lowtaxs illegitimate son.

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