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but no one has remembered. ITT share cool stories of when you surprised peeps on their birthday / got surprised bad surprises are preferred My dad came home to a surprise party only everyone was in the living room watching the second plane hit the towers. Everyone went home after that. Was a pretty big downer.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 12:49 |
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Hope you die today. Why the hell was your dad having a surprise party in the morning. If you live somewhere other than the US why would people go home instead of hanging out and celebrating?
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 12:49 |
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You're one year closer to death, and that's a good thing.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 12:50 |
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Happy Birthday! Eat some cake!
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 12:53 |
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Happy Birthday, I'm gay
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 12:54 |
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lol if you were born
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 12:55 |
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John Kruk posted:Hope you die today. Maybe he works the night shift? efb: happy birthday op
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 12:56 |
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so...another birthday celebrated on the internet huh? shotguns are cheap and legal in most states
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 12:57 |
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John Kruk posted:Hope you die today. UK, so was afternoon and because idk apparently watching 1000 people die live on tv kinda killed the party mood e; gonna go to a restaurant and tell them its my birthday so I get a free cake and a the waiting staff have to awkwardly sing happy birthday to a single dude, that'll show them Creepy Goat fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Aug 22, 2014 |
# ? Aug 22, 2014 13:02 |
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Closer to death. Good.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 13:07 |
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Happy birthday OP, hope your hopes come true, unlike mine ever will.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 13:35 |
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Creepy Goat posted:UK, so was afternoon and because idk apparently watching 1000 people die live on tv kinda killed the party mood can they sing the real Happy Birthday To You song or is it a wacky variation because of legal whatever
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:03 |
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:04 |
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same
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:22 |
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Creepy Goat posted:UK, so was afternoon and because idk apparently watching 1000 people die live on tv kinda killed the party mood If I lived in the UK my erection wouldn't have died for a week afterwards.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:40 |
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My birthday was on the 1st of this month but not a single goon wished ME a happy birthday, so I'm going to be passive-aggressive and not wish you a happy b-day, either.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:42 |
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please poo poo into my mouth
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:44 |
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happy birthday creepy goat! i've always loved your avatar
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:48 |
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John Kruk posted:If I lived in the UK my erection wouldn't have died for a week afterwards. Maybe that's why everyone left awkwardly, my child-self just wasn't aware of raging boners at the time (sheltered middle class childhood) Went for lunch after morning meeting and jokily said to the bar girl could I have a single candle b/c it's my birthday and now I've got a pity date lined up with said cute student chick Also one birthday when I was like 6 I asked the face paint lady to paint a Velociraptor face on me, then went and got an anatomically correct diagram for her for reference like a loving huge sperg Someone else post fun birthday stories b/c I've exhausted my collection
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:02 |
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:03 |
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My friends are too lazy to try to organize anything in my honor. They're butts. Happy Birthday OP!
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:03 |
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big fuckin deal
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:06 |
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happy birthday to us
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:09 |
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welcome
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:10 |
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Pretty tacky to have a surprise party on 9/11. you're dad is an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:11 |
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wow, good job on being born. quite an accomplishment
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:12 |
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Happy Birthday.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:15 |
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Happi Birfdai
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:20 |
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I was in the Army on my 18th birthday I was given my first beer by my MCpl, then I got grabbed, slid down a table having about fifty people hit me and got dumped in a garbage can at the end of the table.... good times. hope you have a great birthday as well.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:18 |
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Happy birthday, anonymous goon
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:12 |
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enjoy your visit from the birthday skelongton
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:34 |
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stay safe birthday skelongton
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:34 |
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Creepy Goat posted:but no one has remembered. Do you celebrate your dad's birthday with two tower cakes? You should also happy birthday buddy.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:36 |
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Ball Cupper posted:You're one year closer to death, and that's a good thing. that implies that there is a set time for when you die like 55 years after birth to the minute when in reality op could be dead right now considering he hasn't posted in awhile
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:41 |
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Maybe no one remembered because birthdays are dumb unless your 12 or something. Oh well happy birthday
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:55 |
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I had an actual surprise birthday party thing on my 30th. It was pretty cool. It sort of disrupted my plans of killing myself that day, tho. e. oh yeah happy birthday
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:57 |
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eat a special birthday dinner my last birthday i had eggs and sausage and bacon and ham and it was awesoem
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:58 |
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Creepy Goat posted:but no one has remembered. happy birthday you piece of poo poo!
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:58 |
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I know for a fact that it's not the OP's real birthday. He may not know that, but I do.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:59 |
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im pooping! posted:eat a special birthday dinner no wonder ur pooping lol
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