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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/23/w...pe=article&_r=0

p sure artillery trucks aren't normal parts of aid convoys but :shobon:

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Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
these artillery pieces are loaded with compressed tents, you simply fire them at refugees from 5km away and they can use them for shelter in moments

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

you see life in russia is lovely enough that getting hit w an artillery shell is considered aid

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
the natural evolution of the man-portable t-shirt cannon

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
:gas:

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Good, the millennial generation needs to shoulder the costs of another war, god knows we've been living large for far too long.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
also i think russia might have stopped pretending when they overtly invaded crimea

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

a hole-y ghost posted:

you see life in russia is lovely enough that getting hit w an artillery shell is considered aid

only if they count it as russia first :ussr:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i like that the convoy of fake aid is the invasion and not the russian troops already hanging around or the guys shelling from just across the border.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
the convoy is just aid for the soldiers already there, these are russian-flagged artillery

:siren:this isn't the comedy of errors humanitarian convoy:siren:

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

Fandyien posted:

i like that the convoy of fake aid is the invasion and not the russian troops already hanging around or the guys shelling from just across the border.

any russian soldiers in sevastopol are just using their month off to holiday by the beach, do not be alarmed

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
its about time Russia started conquering Europe again. We need a strong leader and I think mother russia is the one

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


WATCH OBAMA START A loving WAR

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
pretty sure this is pretty smart, we can draft every 18-20 year old kill them and have a true lost generation no one cares about.

Sunsetaware
Jun 2, 2012

It's humanitarian aid, and people who want to disallow humanitarian aid are the real aggressors.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Seizure Robot posted:

WATCH OBAMA START A loving WAR

Michelle already owns Barack in the loving war

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

TOILETLORD posted:

pretty sure this is pretty smart, we can draft every 18-20 year old kill them and have a true lost generation no one cares about.

if you own a current-gen smart phone, you must be drafted. especially women because equal rights

(also the government can locate them easier if they try to ditch)

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
If I was China right now I'd definitely annex Mongolia

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Seizure Robot posted:

WATCH OBAMA START A loving WAR

Russia VS United States is inevitable and nukes will be on the table.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Crewmine posted:

If I was China right now I'd definitely annex Mongolia

like china has enough man power to take on a mongolian in a war.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
This has got to stop.
We must stand up and fig....WELCOME MOTHER RUSSIA AND THANK HER FOR BRINGING US CIVILIZATION AND A POTATO FOR EVERY FAMILY.

SIGNED,
LITTLE GIRL

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
its pretty funny because this shows how impotent the western powers are, theres no way nato can realistically go to war and neither can the usa, theyll just have to give up ukraine lol. and the non ussr countries beneath them (china et al.) don't give a poo poo and will trade with them no problem

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Relin posted:

its pretty funny because this shows how impotent the western powers are, theres no way nato can realistically go to war and neither can the usa, theyll just have to give up ukraine lol. and the non ussr countries beneath them (china et al.) don't give a poo poo and will trade with them no problem

No, we can still sanction the poo poo out of them and crush their economy. We just have to find the balls to actually do it.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

b-b-but the russian gas!!!

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Shadoer posted:

No, we can still sanction the poo poo out of them and crush their economy. We just have to find the balls to actually do it.

they won't do anything till after the midterm elections.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

a hole-y ghost posted:

b-b-but the russian :gas:!!!

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

Shadoer posted:

No, we can still sanction the poo poo out of them and crush their economy. We just have to find the balls to actually do it.
as i said, there are plenty of countries that will still trade with russia. from what i've read (no expert here) the russian government and media have effectively cowed the populace who will endure the sanctions in the name of russian nationalism and christian pride

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
they're actually rolling the tanks in backwards so it looks like they're leaving. keep it on the d/l

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
just exactly what is the plan if, in a hypothetical scenario, Russia just starts taking over countries one by one


its not like we can go to war with them. They have like, a scary amount of nukes bro



sanctions maybe?

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Zzulu posted:

just exactly what is the plan if, in a hypothetical scenario, Russia just starts taking over countries one by one


its not like we can go to war with them. They have like, a scary amount of nukes bro



sanctions maybe?

The soviet union rises from the ashes like a phoenix.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Zzulu posted:

just exactly what is the plan if, in a hypothetical scenario, Russia just starts taking over countries one by one


its not like we can go to war with them. They have like, a scary amount of nukes bro



sanctions maybe?

we annex canada for american safety, draft all canadians for a future land war.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Chris Awful posted:

The soviet union rises from the ashes like a phoenix.
more like a very drunk man in a tracksuit who woke up after stumbling and falling down into a ditch

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Chris Awful posted:

The soviet union rises from the ashes like a phoenix.

Putin wants to be czar so bad.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
so what

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


lol the eu is so disorganized that america has to save them from the russians again

this is why nobody takes you smelly little ethnic fiefdoms seriously

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:

just exactly what is the plan if, in a hypothetical scenario, Russia just starts taking over countries one by one


its not like we can go to war with them. They have like, a scary amount of nukes bro



sanctions maybe?

they loving collapse because some dudes went on strike in poland, again

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
never underestimate warmongering slavs

especially when they got nukes

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Zzulu posted:

just exactly what is the plan if, in a hypothetical scenario, Russia just starts taking over countries one by one


its not like we can go to war with them. They have like, a scary amount of nukes bro



sanctions maybe?

let them have the balkans and baltics

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

hmm there is not enough information here for me to form an opinion.. what is the chukchi stance on the issue???

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Bro Dad posted:

lol the eu is so disorganized that america has to save them from the russians again

this is why nobody takes you smelly little ethnic fiefdoms seriously

lots of germans are unironically siding with russia over this

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