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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Robo Reagan posted:

Putin's a bit of a motorboating rear end in a top hat

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newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
relocate all ukranians to israel/all israelis to the newly unpopulated nigeria and liberia

naem
May 29, 2011

Parallax Scroll posted:

nah a country with a bigass conventional army is what were actually prepared for

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
I'd love to see the North Korean leadership try and start some poo poo in the middle of some serious tension between the US and Russia so the US would have an excuse to just stomp the living gently caress out of those shitheads and then quickly go back to mean muggin' Russia.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Amarcarts posted:

I'd love to see the North Korean leadership try and start some poo poo in the middle of some serious tension between the US and Russia so the US would have an excuse to just stomp the living gently caress out of those shitheads and then quickly go back to mean muggin' Russia.

china would flip a tit. NK's gotten good at knowing when to shut up and when it's okay to throw a tantrum for more aid

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

SK would flip too because both they and china would have to deal with all the NK refugees

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
plus NK would probably bomb the poo poo out of Seoul or anywhere they could hit really as a final gently caress you so we'd have to deal with that

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
if the united states becomes involved in and then wins a war with russia, we should enslave the russians

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Gaunab posted:

if the united states becomes involved in and then wins a war with russia, we should enslave the russians

that is the most appropriate way to pay your soldiers imo

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Seizure Robot posted:

WATCH OBAMA START A loving WAR

more like WATCH OBAMA DRAW ANOTHER RED LINE

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Gaunab posted:

if the united states becomes involved in and then wins a war with russia, we should enslave the russians

you've never played RISK, have you? russia is a bitch to keep control of

Pinely
Jul 23, 2013
College Slice
I don't feel that threatened by Russian nukes. Like, Sochi was the best that Russia had to offer the world, and it was a total poo poo hole. I bet the workers in those missile silos are too busy huffing fuel and selling scrap to actually launch the missiles. For all we know, Putin may have already ordered a nuclear strike and nothing happened.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Pinely posted:

I don't feel that threatened by Russian nukes. Like, Sochi was the best that Russia had to offer the world, and it was a total poo poo hole. I bet the workers in those missile silos are too busy huffing fuel and selling scrap to actually launch the missiles. For all we know, Putin may have already ordered a nuclear strike and nothing happened.

we're not so different afterall, comrade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1ya-yF35g

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Pinely posted:

I don't feel that threatened by Russian nukes. Like, Sochi was the best that Russia had to offer the world, and it was a total poo poo hole. I bet the workers in those missile silos are too busy huffing fuel and selling scrap to actually launch the missiles. For all we know, Putin may have already ordered a nuclear strike and nothing happened.

the kremlin basically did order a nuke strike after a radar anomaly and it was up to one dude, Petrov, to give the final confirmation before WWIII broke out and he didn't so there's that i guess

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

Pinely posted:

I don't feel that threatened by Russian nukes. Like, Sochi was the best that Russia had to offer the world, and it was a total poo poo hole. I bet the workers in those missile silos are too busy huffing fuel and selling scrap to actually launch the missiles. For all we know, Putin may have already ordered a nuclear strike and nothing happened.

sochi wasn't a display of power, it was just putin showing off how the power of raw, unfiltered capitalism could be used to make his buddies fabulously wealthy

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
The US should have their jets fly escort for the Ukrainian air force (with their publicly acknowledged permission), and make sure Putin knows any US aircraft that are attacked or even locked on to will have every right to respond with deadly force. Allowing the Ukranian air force to operate completely free of SAM/MANPADs would probably be a huge advantage and make Russia's invasion a little too costly. Or would Putin and the Rebels be ballsy enough to try and shoot down a USAF jet?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Crewmine posted:

sochi wasn't a display of power, it was just putin showing off how the power of raw, unfiltered capitalism could be used to make his buddies fabulously wealthy

basically yeah, sochi was a shitheap because putin was pocketing billions lol. russia is basically the libertarian small govt paradise that republicans want and the irony is loving Shakespearean

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

Blistex posted:

The US should have their jets fly escort for the Ukrainian air force (with their publicly acknowledged permission), and make sure Putin knows any US aircraft that are attacked or even locked on to will have every right to respond with deadly force. Allowing the Ukranian air force to operate completely free of SAM/MANPADs would probably be a huge advantage and make Russia's invasion a little too costly. Or would Putin and the Rebels be ballsy enough to try and shoot down a USAF jet?

yeah probably they shot down a passenger jet so why not

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Blistex posted:

The US should have their jets fly escort for the Ukrainian air force (with their publicly acknowledged permission), and make sure Putin knows any US aircraft that are attacked or even locked on to will have every right to respond with deadly force. Allowing the Ukranian air force to operate completely free of SAM/MANPADs would probably be a huge advantage and make Russia's invasion a little too costly. Or would Putin and the Rebels be ballsy enough to try and shoot down a USAF jet?

this is one of those situations where the Russians blow up a plane by "accident" and Putin goes "whoops, oh well gently caress you do something about it" and thne Obama has to deal with a congress/senate that already loving hates him frothing at the mouth for commie blood

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
october 2014. President Putin is making a statement on live television about how unreliable the f35 is while visibly trying not to laugh

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Crewmine posted:

october 2014. President Putin is making a statement on live television about how unreliable the f35 is while visibly trying not to laugh

lmao okay now i kind of want it to happen

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness
I love that one of Putin's officials clearly said recently he was planning on taking Finland back in the future and nobody gave a poo poo.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

Queen Gnome posted:

I love that one of Putin's officials clearly said recently he was planning on taking Finland back in the future and nobody gave a poo poo.

That's because the last time they tried Russia got its rear end kicked

Finland on the left, USSR on the right.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
thats just how russians wage war though


2.25 million german soldiers died on the eastern front

13 million russian soldiers died on the eastern front


its the slav way

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


if american agents werent so bad at this whole assassination business i would ask for a bullet to be put through putins head

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Robo Reagan posted:

the kremlin basically did order a nuke strike after a radar anomaly and it was up to one dude, Petrov, to give the final confirmation before WWIII broke out and he didn't so there's that i guess

thats not how it happened at all you loving mongloid

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

Zzulu posted:


13 million russian soldiers died on the eastern front


they're squatting in filthy slav heaven now

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

*jar jar voice*
isa peeple gonna die?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

thats not how it happened at all you loving mongloid

please tell me what happened then gently caress trophy 2k14

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Real tok:
I get all my news from SA and posters named gently caress trophy and Roboreagan

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

Zzulu posted:

thats just how russians wage war though


2.25 million german soldiers died on the eastern front

13 million russian soldiers died on the eastern front


its the slav way

yeah and now after killing half their population the place is a backwards shithole. not a good way to wage war

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
russia wages war. russia loses. the world makes slaves out of russians in order to stop future conflicts. the era of the russian slave trade is ushered in. In 2087 russian-chinese citizen and civil rights leader dmitri huang is assassinated. through his death china becomes the last country to outlaw russian slavery. the world rejoices

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Davincie posted:

yeah and now after killing half their population the place is a backwards shithole. not a good way to wage war

it was always a backwards shithole

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010
In this thread we pretend the U.S. government will ever have the balls to fight a large nuclear power.


None of you fuckers are going to join the army to die in cold mother russia just sit down.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Modus Operandi posted:

In this thread we pretend the U.S. government will ever have the balls to fight a large nuclear power.


None of you fuckers are going to join the army to die in cold mother russia just sit down.

basically

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


like lol nigga half-rotten krokodil corpse slavs have more balls and are more ready to die for their country than like 99% of burgers banging the war drums

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Don Tacorleone posted:

*jar jar voice*
isa peeple gonna die?

lol :D

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Modus Operandi posted:

In this thread we pretend the U.S. government will ever have the balls to fight a large nuclear power.


None of you fuckers are going to join the army to die in cold mother russia just sit down.

we don't have to. that's what drones are for

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010

Gaunab posted:

we don't have to. that's what drones are for

pretty sure a few mosquito gnat drones won't be conquering russia.

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Modus Operandi posted:

In this thread we pretend the U.S. government will ever have the balls to fight a large nuclear power.


None of you fuckers are going to join the army to die in cold mother russia just sit down.

hopefully the russians havent figured this out yet but w/ modern tech you can bring in space heaters and airdrop food and be fine i have no idea how russia would do in a war where burning everything to the ground isn't a viable tactic

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