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Stormyish

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, LITTLE MAN, POSTIN' ALL THAT SMACK TALK UP IN THE HOUSE OF PAIN, BROTHER


SPEAK UP IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH TO WRESTLE ALL OF THIS, TINY POSTING MAN, OOOHHHHH

WAIT A SECOND... IS THAT A DOG IN A CAT THREAD?


GIMME A SECOND, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, BROTHER

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

o b-yobbeerrrs come out and playyyyeeeee

FluffieDuckie

i'm not going to lie. this thread is scaring me a bit

Salmiakki


Bo-Pepper posted:

o b-yobbeerrrs come out and playyyyeeeee



this is the most hosed up gif why is his face so perfectly still aaaaaah

Stormyish

FluffieDuckie posted:

i'm not going to lie. this thread is scaring me a bit

MNNN LITTLE DUCKIE, IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, MMM GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN *tears off a total of three shirts in a row*

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

NOT THE TURNBUCKLE OH LORD

FluffieDuckie

Stormyish posted:

MNNN LITTLE DUCKIE, IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, MMM GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN *tears off a total of three shirts in a row*

:derp: help help :derp:

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!


Stormyish

ALRIGHT BROTHER, I'M BACK FROM QUADRUPLE SUPLEXING THEM DIRECTLY INTO THE FORBIDDEN ZONE


NOW I SEE YOU, LITTLE POSTER MAN, THINKIN YOU'RE ALL BIG BULL AND HORNS
WELL I'M-A GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN A NOTCH

Diqnol

*punches OP, but for real*

Looke

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!


Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

realtalk i touched rowdy roddy piper at wrestlemania ii and i was very excited about that

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Bo-Pepper posted:

realtalk i touched rowdy roddy piper at wrestlemania ii and i was very excited about that

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan came to my school one time and I don't remember why

tight shorts

http://mrtlecture.ytmnd.com/

SpamPudding

:peanut:

OH YEEEEEEEEAH CALL OUT THREAD, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.
I KNOW JUST WHO TO CALL OUT.


*spins rotary dial*


*ring ring*


HEY THERE BROTHER, YOU'VE JUST REACHED THE HULKSTER, WHAT CAN I SUPLEX FOR YA?


OOOOOO HULKY YOU THINK YOU SO BAD, BUT I'M THE BADDEST MOTHER AROUND AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. I'M GOING TO RISE TO THE TOP AND TAKE AWAY ALL THAT YOU HOLD DEAR.


MACHO MAN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO MACHO MANWHICH BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GROUND YOU UP AND EAT YOU FOR DINNER IF YOU EVER SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND THESE PARTS!


I DON'T NEED TO GET NEAR YOUR STINK CLOUD TO BEAT YOU HULKSTER, I'M ALREADY HITTING YOU RIGHT IN THE MAMBY PAMBY POCKET BOOK YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT RIGHT NOW!


DON'T TELL ME YOU SENT ANOTHER COUPLE HUNDRED HEADSHOTS OF YOURSELF AND DIDN'T PAY FOR PROPER POSTAGE!?


NO, I'M ROAMING!


OH NO!

FluffieDuckie

SpamPudding posted:


OH YEEEEEEEEAH CALL OUT THREAD, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.
I KNOW JUST WHO TO CALL OUT.


*spins rotary dial*


*ring ring*


HEY THERE BROTHER, YOU'VE JUST REACHED THE HULKSTER, WHAT CAN I SUPLEX FOR YA?


OOOOOO HULKY YOU THINK YOU SO BAD, BUT I'M THE BADDEST MOTHER AROUND AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. I'M GOING TO RISE TO THE TOP AND TAKE AWAY ALL THAT YOU HOLD DEAR.


MACHO MAN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO MACHO MANWHICH BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GROUND YOU UP AND EAT YOU FOR DINNER IF YOU EVER SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND THESE PARTS!


I DON'T NEED TO GET NEAR YOUR STINK CLOUD TO BEAT YOU HULKSTER, I'M ALREADY HITTING YOU RIGHT IN THE MAMBY PAMBY POCKET BOOK YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT RIGHT NOW!


DON'T TELL ME YOU SENT ANOTHER COUPLE HUNDRED HEADSHOTS OF YOURSELF AND DIDN'T PAY FOR PROPER POSTAGE!?


NO, I'M ROAMING!


OH NO!

:vince:

Noctis Horrendae

Stormyish

god drat it

Salmiakki


SpamPudding posted:


OH YEEEEEEEEAH CALL OUT THREAD, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.
I KNOW JUST WHO TO CALL OUT.


*spins rotary dial*


*ring ring*


HEY THERE BROTHER, YOU'VE JUST REACHED THE HULKSTER, WHAT CAN I SUPLEX FOR YA?


OOOOOO HULKY YOU THINK YOU SO BAD, BUT I'M THE BADDEST MOTHER AROUND AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. I'M GOING TO RISE TO THE TOP AND TAKE AWAY ALL THAT YOU HOLD DEAR.


MACHO MAN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO MACHO MANWHICH BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GROUND YOU UP AND EAT YOU FOR DINNER IF YOU EVER SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND THESE PARTS!


I DON'T NEED TO GET NEAR YOUR STINK CLOUD TO BEAT YOU HULKSTER, I'M ALREADY HITTING YOU RIGHT IN THE MAMBY PAMBY POCKET BOOK YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT RIGHT NOW!


DON'T TELL ME YOU SENT ANOTHER COUPLE HUNDRED HEADSHOTS OF YOURSELF AND DIDN'T PAY FOR PROPER POSTAGE!?


NO, I'M ROAMING!


OH NO!

tao of lmao

I clicked this thread wondering why it was gold and now i know.

FluffieDuckie

Air Julio posted:

I clicked this thread wondering why it was gold and now i know.

the voting system works!

ulvir

this is too much patriarchy for me to handle

Stormyish

ulvir posted:

this is too much patriarchy for me to handle

THEN I GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SMASH THAT PATRIARCHY



OOOOHH YYEEAAHH

tao of lmao

Stormyish posted:

THEN I GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SMASH THAT PATRIARCHY



OOOOHH YYEEAAHH

THUNDER. IN PARADISE.

MESSIN W HIM IS LIKE ROLLING THE DICE.

LappyDore64

by XyloJW
:bahgawd: IT'S A REAL SLOBBERKNOCKER OF A THREAD WE GOT HERE TONIGHT FOLKS

pogi

Okay OP, let's do this. I'm the greatest. Ding ding ding.

It's just a job, OP. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.



If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.



I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round.



Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, motherfucka.

WhenInRome

isnt this the wrestler from always sunny

tao of lmao

WhenInRome posted:

isnt this the wrestler from always sunny

it's

FluffieDuckie

none of you sissy boys would have lasted a minute in the ring back when real men wrestled

SpamPudding

:peanut:

*slams phone* drat THAT MACHO MAN!


OH HOGEY, WHY DO YOU TAKE HIS CRAP ALL THE TIME? I THINK IT'S TIME YOU SHOULD TEACH HIM A LESSON.


OH ADORING WIFE WHOM I LOVE AND CHERISH AND WILL NEVER CHEAT ON IN 2007 YOU ARE RIGHT.
WE ALSO SHOULD STOP YELLING AT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME, IT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR OUR MARRIAGE.


I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS...YES, HELLO? THIS IS THE HULKSTER, I'VE BEEN CALLED OUT.


IT'S TIME TO ASSEMBLE THE SQUAD...

SpamPudding

:peanut:

HO HO YEAH, I GOT THAT HOGAN GOOD ALRIGHT. HO HO, I SHOULD SEND HIM A BOX FULL OF DOOKIE OR SOMETHING TO REALLY RUFFLE HIS...WHAT IS THAT!


BROTHER YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD ME ALL TIED UP, READY TO LIFT THAT HEAVY WEIGHT BELT OVER YOUR HEAD AND CLAIM VICTORY, BUT OH NO BROTHER. THE HULKSTER NEVER GIVES UP, THE HULKSTER NEVER SURRENDERS. HERE WITH MY LEAGUE OF 90's HULKAMANIACS I'M HERE TO TAKE. YOU. DOWN.


WITH MY MIGHTY SAUCE I SHALL PUNISH YOU FOR I AM, POWER PIZZA BAGEL!


I WILL DOMINATE THE AIR WAVES WITH MY TEEN HEART THROB POWERS, I AM, POWER THAT GUY FROM CASPER NOBODY REMEMBERS!


I DRIVE THE VAN, I AM, POWER LEFT EYE LOPES!


AND I RIDE SHOTGUN, I AM, POWER KURT COBAIN!


AND WE'RE CALLING YOU OUT BROTHER!


HO HO YEAH, IT'S PLAY TIIIIIIIIME~

Stormyish

You're loving trashing me here, c'mon

FluffieDuckie

if i mash the 5 button a lot of times it just keeps adding right? cause 5 isn't high enough

tao of lmao

FluffieDuckie posted:

none of you sissy boys would have lasted a minute in the ring back when real men wrestled



The most depressing family of wrestlers in history. Very byob.

Salmiakki


FluffieDuckie posted:

if i mash the 5 button a lot of times it just keeps adding right? cause 5 isn't high enough

Stormyish

A-ALRIGHT, BROTHER.
YOU'RE KINDA UPSTAGING ME HERE, BROTHER...
W-WOW, THAT...

gently caress, BROTHER

SpamPudding

:peanut:
_______________
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

______________
____________
__________

STOP YOU GUYS!


THE COBRAS RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS ARE TELLING ME THAT IF YOU GUYS KEEP THIS BICKERING UP YOU'LL TEAR THE DIVISION APART!
YOU GUYS USED TO BE WRESTLING PALS REMEMBER? ALL THOSE SUPLEXES DOWN BY THE BEACH, AND THE TURNBUCKLES YOU DID TOGETHER UP BY OLD MR.JENKINS FARM AT NIGHT.


LITTLE BABY ULTIMATE WARRIOR IS RIGHT. I'VE BEEN A BAD FRIEND, AND I'M SORRY FOR ALL THAT I'VE DONE HULKY.


IT'S ALRIGHT BROTHER. I'VE BEEN A MAD MAMMA JAMMA TOO. DEEP DOWN WE ALL WANT TO BE HULKSTARS, AND TO BE HONEST LATE AT NIGHT, I HAVE A LITTLE MACHO MADNESS INSIDE OF ME TOO.


WRASTLIN' PALS FOREVER!


BUT I NEED TO SAY ONE THING BEFORE WE GO TO ALL THE LITTLE 'YOBBERS OUT THERE. THE WORLD IS A CHILL PLACE, FULL OF CHILL PEOPLE, AND YOU OUGHT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. GO DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL DMV AND HUG SOMEONE WHO WORKS THERE. REMEMBER TO ALWAYS HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR THE PERSON BEHIND YOU, AND MOST OF ALL DON'T LET YOUR FRIENDSHIPS FALL APART JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE MADE A CALL OUT THREAD.


AND REMEMBER WHAT THE PROPHET MUHAMMED ALWAYS SAYS, "BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER", GOODNIGHT.

Outro Music: http://youtu.be/GfPEw5eU1KU

Don We Now

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.




:downsbravo:

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tao of lmao

Calling out George Takei to say "oh my"

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