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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:05 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:31 |
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cum box
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:10 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:look at cis comedy scrub FTFY This is an all inclusive sex box
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 06:33 |
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i thought women had sex boxes attached? i'm confused here guys.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 06:35 |
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I can't believe the ram in the sexbone
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 06:38 |
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if it red rings they die in the box
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 06:49 |
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they should do a show called glory hole and blind fold the contestants swap the wife out for a sheep and the husband out for a clydesdale.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 06:50 |
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Jubs posted:Who's ready to watch Sex Box? after sex they should have do the david cross thing there they squueze their throat to sound like a black guy lol
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 07:02 |
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Is there at least a shadow puppet thing going on so you can see shadows boning?
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 07:05 |
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Americans to Be Rewarded With TV Show Where Couples gently caress in a Box is possibly the best headline of all time
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 07:23 |
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need a sex hutch for all these sex boxes
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 07:31 |
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just wait till they have gay couple
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 07:54 |
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apparently they already had gays on the british one, but it won't matter according to timequote:Yet if the show’s British godfather is any indication, Sex Box won’t be titillating or smutty or something to watch as a guilty pleasure. It’ll be boring.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 08:00 |
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i wanna see a chick come out da box w/ cum in her hair
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 08:06 |
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i cant believe the amount of ram in the latest sex box
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 08:07 |
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:it is. I'd still kill for it go outside nerd
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 08:11 |
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Fojar38 posted:i cant believe the amount of ram in the latest sex box
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 08:21 |
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Ghaz posted:after sex they should have do the david cross thing there they squueze their throat to sound like a black guy lol It's amazing.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:04 |
"Let's start the timer," Mariella Frostrup thrusts a bony finger at the overhead clock--"7:00" became illuminated in red LEDs. On cue, two large, brawny men stepped up to the "box" and worked heavy metal bars across the door, sealing it in place. Afterwards, they turned around and stood on either side of the box's sole entrance and exit, arms crossed, shooting menacing looks at the audience. "This is...this is so titillating, folks," Frostrup ad-libbed into her microphone. "I want to be a fly on that wall!" Her cackle sounded like a retarded hyena, and her grin looked wide enough to swallow a human head. I listened to the metal bars as they scraped against the outside of the box. And then there we were, the two of us, trapped like a pair of horny animals. I eyed my partner standing opposite me, pigeon-toed, hands held stiffly at her side, eyes locked on some imaginary point far, far away. My quarry. We had discussed our problems with an endless series of doctors, psychoanalysts, lawyers, and other specialties I vaguely recall. Then they had set about, an army of ten thousand, working tirelessly day and night until a "solution" was coaxed out of the infinite void of the unknown. "Seven minutes," I explained to her. "We can make it seven minutes of heaven..." I felt around for something, found it, and felt instant reassurance, "...or seven minutes of hell." Then I held up the cattle prod for her to see; for added effect, I squeezed the trigger and brilliant blue electricity crackled across its terminals. Outside, Frostrup kept the crowd riled up, jumping up and down, stomping her feet on the ground and screaming into her microphone. Her laughter was hoarse but wild, nonetheless. We could hear the excitement penetrating the walls of the box, shaking it slightly. "What's it gonna be?" I asked her. She chewed on her lip. "One must fall?" I nodded. "One must fall." Without warning, she launched herself into the air; a rudimentary blade materialized in her hands so quickly that I imagined it to be the product of magic, pure and simple. Without thinking, I swung the cattle prod and an arc of hot electricity licked at her, snapping and crackling. She let out a cry but managed to swing her blade; it bit deep into my shoulder and caused me to drop the cattle rod. "Bitch!" I shouted, grabbing at the wound, feeling the hot blood pumping between my trembling fingers. The bitch was relentless, though, and offered no quarter. She lashed out at the air in front of me like a viper, lunging and slashing and thrusting that twisted blade of hers. I threw a punch and it whiffed, but a second attempt connected with her gut, and she doubled over just like I knew she would. Without thinking, I hit her in the back of her head as hard as I could muster, and immediately cried out when I felt bones break in my hand. Brilliant: You've gotten sloppy, old man. Outside, Frostrup tugged at her clothes, wrenching and tearing them, throwing her head back and screaming at the ceiling until she was out of breath. The crowd was worked up into a frenzy, hooting and banging on their folding chairs. Just then, a tit popped out of the host's blouse and caused several of the front-row audience members to leap to their feet--they went to fisticuffs to determine who could lay claim the sudden "spoils".
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:01 |
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What the...?
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 06:15 |
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:"Let's start the timer," Mariella Frostrup thrusts a bony finger at the overhead clock--"7:00" became illuminated in red LEDs. ^^^^
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 06:35 |
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Sexbox, fast forward! SEXBOX, FAST FORWARD!
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 06:38 |
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they should just put people in a box make them do sex things for a whole fall season to get food and water.\ survivor:SEX BOX
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 06:40 |
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TOILETLORD posted:they should just put people in a box make them do sex things for a whole fall season to get food and water.\ Celebrity sex box
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 06:41 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:Celebrity sex box it will be where disney sends all of their washed up child actors.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 06:48 |
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Narciss posted:Are you really going to compare the atrocities committed by ISIS to a mildly repugnant reality television show? Look at the person that has been here that long and doesn't understand yet that this is a comedy site. Shame
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 07:16 |
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SymfonyMan posted:Look at the person that has been here that long and doesn't understand yet that this is a comedy site. You'd think that someone with the username "Narciss" would have more self-awareness.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 07:31 |
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Also SEX BOX! PLAY NEXT EPISODE! PLAY! NEXT! EPISODE! SEXBOOOOOOOX
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 07:31 |
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 18:13 |
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Waltzing Along posted:just wait till they have gay couple they had gay couples on the UK one. wonder what it smells like in there
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:11 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:Celebrity sex box I'm pretty sure that's what The Surreal Life was.
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