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I have recently been informed that I only get 10 000 squirts and then it's all over, but I wasn't told what happens to my body next. Do I undergo a hormonal change that makes me start going to church and reading books? Do I have to start voting? Will I like the antiques roadshow? The mansands of my hourglass are falling as time marches on.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:09 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:58 |
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you become gay and dead
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:09 |
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i went on mythbusters and tested it personally nothing happens, tho your semen does evolve and become more powerful so you will start bypassing birth control (evidence: kari byron)
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:11 |
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It'd be cool if you could just choose to have 5000 double loaded or 3333 triple loaded. Logically though that would be dangerous because you know some guys would just go 'all in' on some random gaming journalist that paid any attention to them.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:12 |
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it's also kinda crazy to think about where all those squirts go. I reckon 10 000 is a great deal. I've heard that every breath you take contains at least 1 squirt.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:12 |
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Amarcarts posted:It'd be cool if you could just choose to have 5000 double loaded or 3333 triple loaded. Logically though that would be dangerous because you know some guys would just go 'all in' on some random gaming journalist that paid any attention to them. if you went all in the cops would show up at the scene and it'd look like someone curb stomped a twinkie
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:13 |
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if u swallow ur own cum it do t count thats why i got a straw running from my dick to my mouth and i just cum 24/7 w/o a worry in the world
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:14 |
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dang you don't even have to eat then
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:15 |
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im livin the cum thug life *throws up gang sign and theres cum all over hands*
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:16 |
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what if put my cum back in my dick hole when I'm done cum???
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:17 |
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Moola posted:what if put my cum back in my dick hole when I'm done cum??? there was actually a goon that unironically posted on the goon doctor where he like pinched the tip to prevent from cumming because it was messy for like 5 years and ended up breaking his dick. so yea dont do that
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:19 |
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Xaris posted:breaking his dick. lifehacking is not breaking you just don't get it
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:20 |
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Don't be daft op, at an average of three wanks a day that works out by my calculations at 9.13 years total. I'm pretty sure a lot of goons in this thread have been going longer than that.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:20 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Don't be daft op, at an average of three wanks a day that works out by my calculations at 9.13 years total. I'm pretty sure a lot of goons in this thread have been going longer than that. are you sure? maybe they have been rationing with dribbles/drips
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:21 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Don't be daft op, at an average of three wanks a day that works out by my calculations at 9.13 years total. I'm pretty sure a lot of goons in this thread have been going longer than that. Thanks to the wonder of tantra, I've had one long j/o session going for the past decade, I just take long breaks to go to work and poo poo.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:23 |
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actually i was lying guys lol. actually i just cum in my own butt and also i pee in my butt. basically my penis ids in my butt most the time so i just cum when evs i want into my own butt occasionally i get mpreg but oh well at leadst i dont run out of cum, my fabv thing
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:25 |
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Well if you did it once a day for 16 years straight thats only 5840. That's about another 16 years in ya. Assume you started when you were 18. That puts you at 36 add another 16 that puts you at 52. I'd imagine that's around the time you start to need taking viagra and other boner pills. SO there you have it. Still keep going just need help from a pill. ilikedirt posted:actually i was lying guys lol. actually i just cum in my own butt and also i pee in my butt. basically my penis ids in my butt most the time E: That means people like whatsh is face Bob Doll musta jerked off a lot.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:30 |
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most people who died before 52 must've j/o'd like a felon, myth confirmed
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:35 |
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I like antiques roadshow
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:55 |
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Al Borland posted:Well if you did it once a day for 16 years straight thats only 5840. That's about another 16 years in ya. who starts jacking it at 18? are americans so repressed they even wait until age of consent to touch themselves
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 22:58 |
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what the gently caress are you talking about op?
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 23:00 |
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http://richhillenjr.wordpress.com/2011/01/23/masturbation-world-record/ http://believe-or-not.blogspot.com/2010/12/masanobu-sato-worlds-longest-man.html Amarcarts fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Aug 22, 2014 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Don't be daft op, at an average of three wanks a day that works out by my calculations at 9.13 years total. I'm pretty sure a lot of goons in this thread have been going longer than that. yeah but did you see the post above about how your sperm evolves after that? cause I'm 30, explains how I accidentally knocked up multiple girls last year. timing is about right
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 23:09 |
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not talking about cum don't be gross I'm talking about squirts
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 23:10 |
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When you're sliding into first and you feel you got the squirts...
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 23:21 |
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What about squarts, OP?
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 23:33 |
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TeamIce posted:What about squarts, OP? Oh god. Why is he mostly red?
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 23:48 |
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TeamIce posted:What about squarts, OP? one time i bought weed from a 16 year old but it was really a bag of oegamiom
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:02 |
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TeamIce posted:What about squarts, OP? I'm gonna pretend he's on an inversion table and all the blood has rushed to his meaty head. That's why he's all red and sweaty.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:10 |
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just noticed he has a moustache on his head so that's pretty funny
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