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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013







drat hackers using chalk which I provided to write on my sign which is publicly accessible and readily encouraged to be edited.

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

If you'd like to be a dear and spend money to change it to something more mature, be my guest


I have a half-black son--that's what's so crazy about this!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


im not racist my best son is half-black

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


Thats a 6.5/10 joke

Narciss
Nov 29, 2004

I'M SCARED OF BLACK PEOPLE


Robo Reagan posted:

im not racist my best son is half-black

Ah yes, as it is the burden of all white people to pro-actively prove that they are not racist regardless of their non-involvement in any racially charged circumstances.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

that's generally the level of technical know-how involved in most hacking

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010



Maybe the guy that wrote the sign also had a half-black son

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


that is effed

Bull Runner
Jan 19, 2014



I thought you were trying to bait people into believing an onion story but it's real.

Drink Cheerwine
Apr 13, 2009

Deliciously Different

On All Occasions...
It's Good Taste!


HOW MUCH???

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

and she told me, "Listen honey. There's hundreds of strong men out there. I like men who are kind, who are honest, men who can be open with me."

Twenty-Seven Sign Hacks All Racists Should Know

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012


who's mick brown?

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW


my half black dead gay son weeps over the funny joke on this bar board RIP

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?


and then a fat person DDOSed the place by blocking the door with their body

california roll
Feb 23, 2009


he got cranked not hacked. smh old people.

Alejandro Sanchez
Apr 24, 2010



i know this bar down the road that would totally do that unironically. they serve really good chili cheese fries

Harald
Jul 9, 2009

This space reserved for future text.

i don'tget it

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


That joke is a real riot

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013



Alejandro Sanchez posted:

i know this bar down the road that would totally do that unironically. they serve really good chili cheese fries
u'd get banned for life though.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


obviously it was the son that did it and the father banned him for life from the family for disrespecting his white heritage

also his son's name is Cody Tanner might as well just spray paint him white

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!


Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

Juanito posted:

and then a fat person DDOSed the place by blocking the door with their body

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Excuse the rampant bans, I've been cucked.


Haxxor skillz

Biggie Shorty
Oct 8, 2008


Dad hacked, So what?

Juanito posted:

and then a fat person DDOSed the place by blocking the door with their body


noice

Biggie Shorty fucked around with this message at Aug 23, 2014 around 00:28

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

Never shoulda been let out the penitentiary


funny he didn't say that his wife was black

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

by XyloJW


how long until someone sets up a firewall around his bar

Alejandro Sanchez
Apr 24, 2010



Whirlwind Jones posted:

u'd get banned for life though.

band for what? chicli cheese fries? no they have those real ood

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013
I need to check on my SA-Mart thread before I get permabanned!

Juanito posted:

and then a fat person DDOSed the place by blocking the door with their body

this is unironically the best protest tactic i've ever heard

jam a bank's doorways with fatties like a telephone booth gag from when those still existed

if you wanna be part of the revolution start eating icecream

edit: brb gonna bring some wendys into a mcdonalds

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA


That one time that guy totally hacked my rear end in a top hat with his dick

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


if I got hacked I'd probably post better

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!


hemophilia
Dec 28, 2006

My Blood Doesn't Clot


can't you stupid fuckers let a man be not racist for once?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007
No Ledges.

That's a pretty mean spirited e-mail that guy wrote on his sign.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


ok i'm going to need some time to sort this out

so the definition of hacker has been someone who:

  • cuts something roughly, but computers so,
  • is good at computers, but scary amoral sperglords so,
  • is good at breaking into computers, but exploiting people is easier so,
  • is bad at computers but is good at lying, but socially awkward teenagers so,
  • runs software good at breaking into computers, but linux so,
  • is publically bad at computers, but computers so,
  • is publically bad at anything, but 'making' so,
  • runs software good at breaking computers with a ton of other computers, but this guy so,
  • uses chalk

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

Benedick Cuckold posted:

I have a half-black son--that's what's so crazy about this!

He only makes his son do half of their chores.

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Hacked by a PAA*

*Personal Analog Assistant

TY ATHF

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

You just made a post! On the Internet!


It's kind of funny, but I feel the joke needs refinement. Well, chalk it up to inexperience.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007


chaosbreather posted:

ok i'm going to need some time to sort this out

so the definition of hacker has been someone who:

  • cuts something roughly, but computers so,
  • is good at computers, but scary amoral sperglords so,
  • is good at breaking into computers, but exploiting people is easier so,
  • is bad at computers but is good at lying, but socially awkward teenagers so,
  • runs software good at breaking into computers, but linux so,
  • is publically bad at computers, but computers so,
  • is publically bad at anything, but 'making' so,
  • runs software good at breaking computers with a ton of other computers, but this guy so,
  • uses chalk

what the gently caress is this, but words so,
why did you write it like that, but it sucks so

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


im a word hacker

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!


I'm a life hacker.

I hack into people's lives off reddit & tumblr and other places of woe and grokk off their misery ... oh wait, i'm no different from any of ...

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