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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax




drat hackers using chalk which I provided to write on my sign which is publicly accessible and readily encouraged to be edited.

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I have a half-black son--that's what's so crazy about this!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
im not racist my best son is half-black

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Thats a 6.5/10 joke

Narciss
Nov 29, 2004

by Cowcaster

Robo Reagan posted:

im not racist my best son is half-black

Ah yes, as it is the burden of all white people to pro-actively prove that they are not racist regardless of their non-involvement in any racially charged circumstances.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
that's generally the level of technical know-how involved in most hacking

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Maybe the guy that wrote the sign also had a half-black son

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


that is effed

landy.
Jan 20, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
I thought you were trying to bait people into believing an onion story but it's real.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
HOW MUCH???

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Twenty-Seven Sign Hacks All Racists Should Know

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
who's mick brown?

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
my half black dead gay son weeps over the funny joke on this bar board RIP

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
and then a fat person DDOSed the place by blocking the door with their body

california roll
Feb 23, 2009
he got cranked not hacked. smh old people.

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

i know this bar down the road that would totally do that unironically. they serve really good chili cheese fries

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


i don'tget it

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
That joke is a real riot

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Alejandro Sanchez posted:

i know this bar down the road that would totally do that unironically. they serve really good chili cheese fries
u'd get banned for life though.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
obviously it was the son that did it and the father banned him for life from the family for disrespecting his white heritage

also his son's name is Cody Tanner might as well just spray paint him white

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Juanito posted:

and then a fat person DDOSed the place by blocking the door with their body

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Haxxor skillz

Biggie Shorty
Oct 8, 2008
Dad hacked, So what?

Juanito posted:

and then a fat person DDOSed the place by blocking the door with their body


noice

Biggie Shorty fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Aug 23, 2014

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
funny he didn't say that his wife was black

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
how long until someone sets up a firewall around his bar

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

Whirlwind Jones posted:

u'd get banned for life though.

band for what? chicli cheese fries? no they have those real ood

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Juanito posted:

and then a fat person DDOSed the place by blocking the door with their body

this is unironically the best protest tactic i've ever heard

jam a bank's doorways with fatties like a telephone booth gag from when those still existed

if you wanna be part of the revolution start eating icecream

edit: brb gonna bring some wendys into a mcdonalds

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA
That one time that guy totally hacked my rear end in a top hat with his dick

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
if I got hacked I'd probably post better

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


can't you stupid fuckers let a man be not racist for once?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
That's a pretty mean spirited e-mail that guy wrote on his sign.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

ok i'm going to need some time to sort this out

so the definition of hacker has been someone who:

  • cuts something roughly, but computers so,
  • is good at computers, but scary amoral sperglords so,
  • is good at breaking into computers, but exploiting people is easier so,
  • is bad at computers but is good at lying, but socially awkward teenagers so,
  • runs software good at breaking into computers, but linux so,
  • is publically bad at computers, but computers so,
  • is publically bad at anything, but 'making' so,
  • runs software good at breaking computers with a ton of other computers, but this guy so,
  • uses chalk

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Benedick Cuckold posted:

I have a half-black son--that's what's so crazy about this!

He only makes his son do half of their chores.

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Hacked by a PAA*

*Personal Analog Assistant

TY ATHF

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
It's kind of funny, but I feel the joke needs refinement. Well, chalk it up to inexperience.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

chaosbreather posted:

ok i'm going to need some time to sort this out

so the definition of hacker has been someone who:

  • cuts something roughly, but computers so,
  • is good at computers, but scary amoral sperglords so,
  • is good at breaking into computers, but exploiting people is easier so,
  • is bad at computers but is good at lying, but socially awkward teenagers so,
  • runs software good at breaking into computers, but linux so,
  • is publically bad at computers, but computers so,
  • is publically bad at anything, but 'making' so,
  • runs software good at breaking computers with a ton of other computers, but this guy so,
  • uses chalk

what the gently caress is this, but words so,
why did you write it like that, but it sucks so

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

im a word hacker

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I'm a life hacker.

I hack into people's lives off reddit & tumblr and other places of woe and grokk off their misery ... oh wait, i'm no different from any of ...

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