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How's Tom Phillips gonna do commentating Smackdown?
He'll do better than Cole. :)
Moppy would do better than Cole. :nyd:
Vince will yell in his ear til he spontaneously combusts on screen :vince:
Wait, I don't have to mute my television anymore? :dance:
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Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
"I speared his rear end"

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Rob Van Dam gingerly skipping to the ring!

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Did I miss anything good in my one hour forgot smackdown was on period.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
What'd I miss so far?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DingoSlasher posted:

Did I miss anything good in my one hour forgot smackdown was on period.

Mark Henry wasn't having any of Lana's post-match "Now I cut a promo" bullshit :colbert:

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Haha! "What'd you think was going to happen?"

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.

Jerusalem posted:

Mark Henry wasn't having any of Lana's post-match "Now I cut a promo" bullshit :colbert:

Mark Henry is a really good person to feud with Rusev since Mark Henry is more of a monster than The Demon Kane.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

DingoSlasher posted:

Did I miss anything good in my one hour forgot smackdown was on period.


Writer Cath posted:

What'd I miss so far?

Jack Swagger let down 308 million Americans and might as well just hand the United States over to the Soviet Union because he also reversed any progress we've made since the Cold War.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
You can't do that Randy! That's Rob's hand thing!

Yours is another hand thing!

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Jack Swagger let down 308 million Americans and might as well just hand the United States over to the Soviet Union because he also reversed any progress we've made since the Cold War.

:smith:

OH NO RANDY NO

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Guys, I think The Viper Randy Orton might have anger issues!

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
This is still better than that god awful stretcher match or whatever it was these two had years ago. The one where RVD was blind for some reason and had to wander around with his hands out feeling for Randy Orton.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Randy Orton just killed Rob Van Dam, when will these murders end?!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

You can't do that Randy! That's Rob's hand thing!

Yours is another hand thing!

What a bastard. I feel compelled to boo him now.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pariah Rex posted:

This is still better than that god awful stretcher match or whatever it was these two had years ago. The one where RVD was blind for some reason and had to wander around with his hands out feeling for Randy Orton.

And won! Even though his contract was up and he wasn't coming back!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Has it been established whether Dean Ambrose is alive, or a poltergeist who's gonna murder the poo poo out of Seth Rollins?

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
Immortality!

Only $9.99/month!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm pretty mad that Cole said "Come on, Doc!" and not "What's up, Doc?"

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

He said rear end :ohdear:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
YAAAAARGH

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
That's a hell of a boob window, Natty.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
I miss Nattie's pants.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Paige has apparently taken the essence of Aksana.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Come on Brie!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
It's the PTO, the Paige Tap Out!

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
STOP BOOKING YOUR CHAMPIONS TO LOSE!!!! :argh:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
So this means Natalya is number one contender for the championship because not only did she pin the champion but she also made her submit.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
:lol:

Leprechaun gonna own.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
:ssh:

Hace fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Aug 23, 2014

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Usos lost because they're worried about f-

:sigh: this kid singing

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

DingoSlasher posted:

Usos lost because they're worried about f-

:sigh: this kid singing

... that was Heath Slater.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
I don't think WWE understands the concept of "breaking" news.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

The Road Warriors had a manager?

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

BigRed0427 posted:

The Road Warriors had a manager?

Yeah, Paul Ellering in NWA. He came back to WWE in the early 90's with a puppet and again in the late 90's talking about .com's.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well that's just bad sportsmanship

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
So they are probably going to setup a three way tag match at NOC?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
It's nice that JBL has found some Nazi friends to hang out with.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Who the gently caress is this new announcer? He's already great.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.

Atticus Finch posted:

Who the gently caress is this new announcer? He's already great.

Tom Phillips, from NXT.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Atticus Finch posted:

Who the gently caress is this new announcer? He's already great.
Yeah he's better without Byron Saxton since they sound a like.

E: Roman's gear looks much better without the lovely Matt Hardy Pants

achillesforever6 fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Aug 23, 2014

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