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PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

THE PENETRATOR posted:

buy bubble gum cigarettes or perhaps, big league chew, to show all the kids on the block how cool you are

ffft atomic fireballs

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THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
unironically warheads tho

ImPureAwesome
Sep 6, 2007

the king of the beach
Mike and Ikes and laffy taffy are pretty great if you don't mind not having teeth

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010

PlantRobot posted:

ffft atomic fireballs

Lemonheads are pretty good too. They are a legit piece of americana for the european to consume with his refined lips.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 634 days!

Cesar Cedeno posted:

Minority Death-O's

Guys I already ended this poo poo.

Goldmine and move on already. God, you sad fuckers.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

THE PENETRATOR posted:

unironically warheads tho

ok equally acceptable

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Reading this thread made me realize there are no good American snacks.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Microwave pizza.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
Pork Rinds + Sobe Strawberry Daiquiri
Sour Worms + Orange Juice
Red Twizzlers + Diet Moxie
Hersheys Cookies n' Creme + Straberry Milk (warm)

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
A friend/coworker of mine is from India and dislikes Dr. Pepper too, he says it tastes like "tonic" (medicine/cough syrup) and he has the same complaint with root beer. I can kinda see the similarity between Dr. Pepper and root beer so I wonder if there's a similar ingredient that just tastes off to people who haven't acquired the taste.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I forgot about sour worms..smh

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Reading this thread made me realize there are no good American snacks.


psyopmonkey posted:

Microwave pizza.

Lol!

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

PlantRobot posted:

ffft atomic fireballs

YES! Totally forgot about these.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

carrion kit posted:

Pork Rinds + Sobe Strawberry Daiquiri
Sour Worms + Orange Juice
Red Twizzlers + Diet Moxie
Hersheys Cookies n' Creme + Straberry Milk (warm)

Pothead. :rolleyes:

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 634 days!
I forgot this commercial for Fruit Loops btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXiOwt31cfU

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
for a good American snackfood experience buy a package of Sathers® Circus Peanuts and a can of Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. let your kid have them both then drive around in a hot car until they throw up in your back seat

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Cheerios, Lucky Charms, Special K, generic chocolate cereal, Fruit Loops

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

carrion kit posted:

for a good American snackfood experience buy a package of Sathers® Circus Peanuts and a can of Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. let your kid have them both then drive around in a hot car until they throw up in your back seat

Murica :patriot:

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010

gently caress the ROW posted:

generic chocolate cereal

I raise your generic chocolate cereal with government cheese.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

PlantRobot posted:

ffft atomic fireballs

Shots of fireball "whiskey."

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Modus Operandi posted:

I raise your generic chocolate cereal with government cheese.

These are just ideal cereals for if you're importing them for fun

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Cheerios can impart a warm hearth feeling even when eating cold grains in a bowl of milk. Thats its power

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

mcustic posted:

Please do tell more. It tasted like cyanide to me.

Dr pepper is not supposed to taste like almonds which is what cyanide tastes like.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 634 days!
Cheerios used the same poo poo, rear end holes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXiOwt31cfU

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
paul newman makes a vegan alternative to oreos but i doubt your corner store employee is going to order those for you, try anyway, enjoy

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Andy Capp's Hot Fries and Cheddar Fries
Ben & Jerry's ice cream
Reese's Pieces
Big League Chew

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
Tim's potato chips, or Kettle Chips . Sun chip and slim Jim's if you're being healthy. And Jones Soda if you aren't.

If he's going to carry American beers he should carry real beers like Serra Nevada, Deschutes, Widmir Brothers etc, not poo poo like Coors/Miller/Bud

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

platedlizard posted:

Tim's potato chips, or Kettle Chips . Sun chip and slim Jim's if you're being healthy. And Jones Soda if you aren't.

If he's going to carry American beers he should carry real beers like Serra Nevada, Deschutes, Widmir Brothers etc, not poo poo like Coors/Miller/Bud

If I'm in Europe and go to "The American Store", I want a Bud.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Ben&Jerry's ice cream, Bud and Miller are confirmed. I will definitely ask for fancier beers. Are the ones mentioned a few posts up common enough to be widely available?

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

redshirt posted:

If I'm in Europe and go to "The American Store", I want a Bud.

Bud is terrible at least get a GOOD American beer smh

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

platedlizard posted:

Bud is terrible at least get a GOOD American beer smh

gently caress bud. Miller lite is good beer.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

platedlizard posted:

Bud is terrible at least get a GOOD American beer smh

Bud, Miller, Coors, it's all good. Imagine drinking a Coors Light in Paris! Hoo-doggy!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

mcustic posted:

Ben&Jerry's ice cream, Bud and Miller are confirmed. I will definitely ask for fancier beers. Are the ones mentioned a few posts up common enough to be widely available?

Sierra Nevada probably is, the others, no. Sam Adams is a pretty good beer that's widely available.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

mcustic posted:

Ben&Jerry's ice cream, Bud and Miller are confirmed. I will definitely ask for fancier beers. Are the ones mentioned a few posts up common enough to be widely available?

Don't know about Europe but in the US, yes. Those are all macrobrews w/ craftbrew/microbrew roots.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

MondayHotDog posted:

Sierra Nevada probably is, the others, no. Sam Adams is a pretty good beer that's widely available.

Maybe it's a Northwest thing but they're all over the place here. I've also bought them for not-terrible prices in backwoods Hawaiian connivence stores but ymmv I guess

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

platedlizard posted:

Maybe it's a Northwest thing but they're all over the place here. I've also bought them for not-terrible prices in backwoods Hawaiian connivence stores but ymmv I guess

I'm in NYC and I've never heard of them.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
sierra nevada literally disributes in every U.S state and are one of the top (if not the top) selling craft beers

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

carrion kit posted:

sierra nevada literally disributes in every U.S state and are one of the top (if not the top) selling craft beers

I meant the other two.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



MondayHotDog posted:

Sierra Nevada probably is, the others, no. Sam Adams is a pretty good beer that's widely available.

I remember Sam Adams, that's Obama's favorite beer, right? I kind of like him, so I'll ask for that one.

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ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
In no particular order:







Try these and you will understand why we are all so fat.

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