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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Next level interviews here

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
This is awkward as all gently caress.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I'm surprised Dana bothered to go to this poo poo

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



So I thought this started at 9 AM but apparently that's when the main card started. Was there anything interesting on the undercard?

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Fentry posted:

So I thought this started at 9 AM but apparently that's when the main card started. Was there anything interesting on the undercard?

First two fights were poo poo, others were fun. I'd especially recommend Delorme/Sasaki and Mina/Anzai.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Fentry posted:

So I thought this started at 9 AM but apparently that's when the main card started. Was there anything interesting on the undercard?

Yuta Sasaki's fight against Delorme was cool and only 66 seconds long. That's the only thing you need to watch. The rest of this card should never have happened. it made a woman post a scornful tweet about UFC.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
[16:44] <raingwc> lid: prelims: hilarious judges decisions and cool tkos

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
best advice i've ever heard "loving PUNCH THIS GUY"

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
potty mouth on this coach

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Meowbot posted:

best advice i've ever heard "loving PUNCH THIS GUY"

well you see in MMA there are a variety of attacks you can do so telling him to punch is pretty specific.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i have been building ikea furniture instead of watching this. the uneven floor is a great opponent but i'm in the best shape of my career

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Meowbot posted:

best advice i've ever heard "loving PUNCH THIS GUY"

You missed the first part "STOP WANKING AND loving PUNCH THIS GUY"

that's how you know it's an Australian corner.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i have been building ikea furniture instead of watching this. the uneven floor is a great opponent but i'm in the best shape of my career

The happy diagrams are very similar to a Greg Jackson game plan in a way.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Dr. Abysmal posted:

I'm surprised Dana bothered to go to this poo poo

Dana went gambling in Macau and there happened to be a fight night that the casino have him comped tickets to so he figured what the hell.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


So in round 1 they're all like "He'll have such an advantage now that he's fighting in his natural weight class" and in round 3 they're going on about "Oh he's tired, look how big he is." Make up your loving minds.

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
holy poo poo a real fuckin fight is about to happen!!!

dong vs woodley

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
Yeah I'm befuddled at the inclusion of a fight I want to see on this card.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
dammit

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Sadness

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I really like Kim, but Tyrone owns a fuckton.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
So you ruin Condit and lose to Rory and Shields but you kill Dong Kim? Argh gently caress youuuuuuu

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Bubba Smith posted:

So you ruin Condit and lose to Rory and Shields but you kill Dong Kim? Argh gently caress youuuuuuu

canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011

The gently caress is this poo poo.

I hope woodley gets someone who kills him next.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Throwing spinning poo poo now is a bad idea.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Aw nooo Dong :cry:

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I really like Kim, but Tyrone owns a fuckton.

He owns a fuckton of boring fights and embarrassing losses to rory and jake shields

Patient_Toffee
Apr 21, 2006

Break me off, show me what you got
Cause I don't want, no one minute man
Seriously all you have to do is watch the BJJ scout analysis of Woodley verus Rory and you can see exactly what not to do against Woodley. Apparently Kim and his coaches can't even manage that.

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

Bubba Smith posted:

So you ruin Condit and lose to Rory and Shields but you kill Dong Kim? Argh gently caress youuuuuuu

he's good against agressive fighters, but he's most beatable if you stink him out in a boring, tepid decision.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

freud mayweather posted:

he's good against agressive fighters, but he's most beatable if you stink him out in a boring, tepid decision.

...so what you're saying is Bring Fitch Back, agreed

my kingdom for a Cung Le KO win right now by the way

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
kim dong hyun succumbs to the t-virus and wakes up a stultifying top control guy once again

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
why does tyron woodley's fight finder page now list his nickname as "The Chosen One". he can't possibly expect people to say this

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
I can't tell the difference between videogame Goldberg commentary and live Goldberg commentary.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
Get ready for Cung to gas.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

manyak posted:

He owns a fuckton of boring fights and embarrassing losses to rory and jake shields

I think I may have confused Woodley with Green...




...again :cripes:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Was that an eyepoke by Bisping or a legit shot to the eye?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Le blind.



Le dead.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
Cung Le fighting like Popeye

edit: holy poo poo that image was bigger than i thought

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
REF CALL THE loving DOCTOR

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
blood sport

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
When in doubt (and blinded), kick the dick.

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