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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012



im straight

ive read wheel of times

all of it

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MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


i'm thinking about pissing my pants to get out of going to work tomorrow

butplug accident
Jul 9, 2009



butplug accident easily claims second post

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

i just want your sufferings ~ your bloods and fluid ~ your stupid fucking tiny skeleton ~

seems gay

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012



MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

i'm thinking about pissing my pants to get out of going to work tomorrow

whats the sick leave pay where you from

we get 100% after the fisrst day

heil

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

In a word; Soulful.


MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

i'm thinking about pissing my pants to get out of going to work tomorrow

This would get you promoted where I work.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


took a poop today

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007



THE PENETRATOR posted:

took a poop today

same

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012



VendaGoat posted:

This would get you promoted where I work.

whered do you work brother

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


I'm literally pooping right now

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

In a word; Soulful.


Hogge Wild posted:

whered do you work brother

Depends; who's asking?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


i post ecxlusively while pooping however i poop alot like 3-4 times a day bc i love the tranquility of the bathroom u feel me

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012



VendaGoat posted:

Depends; who's asking?

im

no irs, honest finn



ilikedirt posted:

i post ecxlusively while pooping however i poop alot like 3-4 times a day bc i love the tranquility of the bathroom u feel me

when i wasnt o n sick leave i did the same

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!


i m gay

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012




im really happy that you changed your av

Mustard Snobbery
Mar 31, 2010



I'm drinking instant coffee right now and it tastes pretty good

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006

She has an I.Q. of 1001
She has a jumpsuit on
And she's also a telephone.

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!


Hogge Wild posted:

im really happy that you changed your av

i didn't change it ;(

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012



Mustard Snobbery posted:

I'm drinking instant coffee right now and it tastes pretty good

i did it earlier today, and it really did.

once upon a time i said that instant was poo poo, but theres not really that much difference

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Mustard Snobbery posted:

I'm drinking instant coffee right now and it tastes pretty good

I don't believe you

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


I've often kept episodes of Raw and Smackdown playing in the background in my office.
I've found it helps make people leave.
I'm up to the early year 2000's.

lexan
Apr 24, 2004

Someday I'll be a big producer on Broadway, and you'll be singin' your opera in the street with a tin cup in your hand!


I'm fat.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0HoqjxfvJ4

my dad's a clown

Broenheim
Feb 25, 2014

Don't judge me just because I'm a trans cat

I got a medal for my stellar posting

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!


SirEvelynTremble posted:

my dad's a down

ftfy

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


lexan posted:

I'm fat.

How fat

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hailing frequencies

I've had too many serious head injuries.

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



I dated a fat dude a few years ago. Yes I'm ashamed.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


im a good looking sex haver with no brain problems

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Shithouse Dave posted:

I dated a fat dude a few years ago. Yes I'm ashamed.

Are you a girl or gay

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012



Shithouse Dave posted:

I dated a fat dude a few years ago. Yes I'm ashamed.

were you fat back then? no shame itt

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



Hogge Wild posted:

were you fat back then? no shame itt

I just nudged into "overweight" by bmi when I was with him (which was a combo of the vodka and full sugar soda he liked, depression and steroids for the Bell's palsy I got while in that relationship) but I lost a bunch of weight when we broke up and was back to my average-build self.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



Breaking up with that rear end in a top hat was like that feeling you get when youve been constipated for a week and you poo poo out this 5lb monster and are suddenly back to your normal belt hole. Just absolute relief.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Shithouse Dave posted:

Breaking up with that rear end in a top hat was like that feeling you get when youve been constipated for a week and you poo poo out this 5lb monster and are suddenly back to your normal belt hole. Just absolute relief.

Youre gay

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

Premium apes for the discerning customer.


i've actually done sex to someone. the virgin thing is just irony to improve my posting coefficient

Action Yak Police
Nov 9, 2008

Let's not dwell on our corpse-strewn past.
Let's celebrate our corpse-strewn future!


The only person I ever dated looked like Jack Osbourne and turned out to be a Trekkie. It lasted a week.
In my defense I was 15 at the time.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Action Yak Police posted:

The only person I ever dated looked like Jack Osbourne and turned out to be a Trekkie. It lasted a week.
In my defense I was 15 at the time.

You ought to try again maybe

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012



Shithouse Dave posted:

Breaking up with that rear end in a top hat was like that feeling you get when youve been constipated for a week and you poo poo out this 5lb monster and are suddenly back to your normal belt hole. Just absolute relief.

im happy for you

i used to have crushes on blondes until i realized that i was just having crushes on my first (unrequited) love

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Skeleton King
Feb 19, 2011

I'll take another

i sometimes engage my sphincter in such a way that it would be like forcing a poop, but i dont allow poop to come out and it feels good and i do it a lot

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