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Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

I dated a fat dude a few years ago. Yes I'm ashamed.

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Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Hogge Wild posted:

were you fat back then? no shame itt

I just nudged into "overweight" by bmi when I was with him (which was a combo of the vodka and full sugar soda he liked, depression and steroids for the Bell's palsy I got while in that relationship) but I lost a bunch of weight when we broke up and was back to my average-build self.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 04:20

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Breaking up with that rear end in a top hat was like that feeling you get when youve been constipated for a week and you poo poo out this 5lb monster and are suddenly back to your normal belt hole. Just absolute relief.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 04:22

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Al Borland posted:

Sup les!

I dropped three burritos on the floor last night while preparing them. The floor was recently cleaned so I just picked them back up, cleaned the kitchen floor and servedt hem still.

Luckily it wasn't a total tragedy.

Al Borland, floor burrito chef. Bed pizza for dessert I guess?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 03:49

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