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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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i'm pretty sure in tyool those cheap blow-up dolls are pure irony at this point when you can get customized latex vagina flashlights and ergonomic dildos. they're pretty much the gbs of sex toys at this point.


how can you stick your dick and/or balls in this thing and stay sexually aroused as opposed to just busting out laughing at how stupid you are?

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James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina


im gay

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


i guess you could stuff a fleshlight in its mouth because that just looks like a scary plastic bag

SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space


Someone make this Goatse

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Stoic Commie posted:

i guess you could stuff a fleshlight in its mouth because that just looks like a scary plastic bag

wouldn't the fleshlight go where the fleshlight goes on an actual lady?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012



goons have op

http://i.imgur.com/OAZLbfI.jpg it's mud but

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Hogge Wild posted:

goons have op


yeah but this isn't actual sex

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004


We've been over this, if the question is, "has anyone ever hosed _______" the answer is... help me out here...

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


Business Gorillas posted:

wouldn't the fleshlight go where the fleshlight goes on an actual lady?

no i would put the anus fleshlight into the inflatable doll's mouth

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007


when i was a preteen and still didnt quite know how boners or masturbating worked i tried stuffing it in a few weird things. like id try to shove it flaccid into something and see if i could make it get bigger inside whatever. anyway one time i was doing something weird with a couple of ziploc bags filled with water or something and ended up just getting the bed all wet with warter and my mom came in and i had to make up some story about melting ice for my headache or something dumb a child improvs

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Bacicot posted:

We've been over this, if the question is, "has anyone ever hosed _______" the answer is... help me out here...

itt we're talking about inanimate objects that can't feel embarrassed to be around goons so there's a chance a goon has done sex to it

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

malditos cerdos fascistas


its nice to make love with a woman that silently screams instead of really screams at the sight of my nude body

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


Who told you...
I mean...
No.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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why when you can get the real thing for 10 bucks

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004


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Hogge Wild posted:

goons have op

why the gently caress

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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Al Cowens posted:

why the gently caress

dirt i hear

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004


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TOILETLORD posted:

dirt i hear

Al Cowens posted:

why the gently caress

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012



Al Cowens posted:

why the gently caress

because sa is the best moderated forum on the internet where lovely people get banned

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


Welp, not clicking on this thread again.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


TOILETLORD posted:

why when you can get the real thing for 10 bucks

that's a great deal do you get some kind of discount or?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Welp, not clicking on this thread again.

its mud you big baby

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004


Winner #6 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
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i've spent 5 bux to try to get rid of this avatar but it just isn't happening


Business Gorillas posted:

its mud you big baby
That doesn't answer the question.

Al Cowens posted:

why the gently caress

Al Cowens posted:

why the gently caress

Al Cowens posted:

why the gently caress

Al Cowens posted:

why the gently caress

Al Cowens posted:

why the gently caress

Al Cowens posted:

why the gently caress

Al Cowens posted:

why the gently caress

Al Cowens posted:

why the gently caress

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


to make friends

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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Stoic Commie posted:

that's a great deal do you get some kind of discount or?

i never stooped so low yet, but if it's your thing go down to your nearest greyhound/crack den.

genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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I read a medical journal article where they discussed non-direct transmission of STD bacteria (The old "I got it from a toilet seat" defense). It seems that a sailor on a tramp steamer had one of those dolls, used it, then went off to take a shower. His bunkmate came in, saw the doll and decided to give it a try. The first sailor had a case of gonorrhea and the second sailor managed to catch it from the fresh deposits in the doll.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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genesplicer posted:

I read a medical journal article where they discussed non-direct transmission of STD bacteria (The old "I got it from a toilet seat" defense). It seems that a sailor on a tramp steamer had one of those dolls, used it, then went off to take a shower. His bunkmate came in, saw the doll and decided to give it a try. The first sailor had a case of gonorrhea and the second sailor managed to catch it from the fresh deposits in the doll.

so did the seaman get blamed?

Ron Paul Hype Man
Jun 18, 2007

It's a revolution
Brothers and sisters
There ain't a fight
And it doesn't mean
A god damn thing


TOILETLORD posted:

so did the seaman get blamed?

Prettz
Sep 2, 2002


Have you just stepped out of a time portal after registering for SA back in 2004?

That's not even a particularly gross scat pic.

TOILETLORD posted:

so did the seaman get blamed?
Holy poo poo

saig
Mar 9, 2003

i see your reply and raise you an i dont give a shit

Best "i'm gay" first reply in a while

Bigtime Bra Guy
Jul 18, 2011


their popularity has declined due to things like fleshlight, tho tens of thousands are sold every year all over the world, so probably people are loving them OP, yes. Here is one of the major manufacturers : NWS http://www.nanma.com/product.php?cid=15

Bigtime Bra Guy
Jul 18, 2011


Bigtime Bra Guy posted:

their popularity has declined due to things like fleshlight, tho tens of thousands are sold every year all over the world, so probably people are loving them OP, yes. Here is one of the major manufacturers : NWS http://www.nanma.com/product.php?cid=15

in addition, some vids from an industry pro I know u will enjoy: [url] https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe...XCpFU5AKPI_4kXA

error1
Sep 29, 2001

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Looks like some sort of chocolate pudding or mousse

I've had a fair bit of poop between my hands over the years and I doubt that picture is the real deal

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization


Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001



is that a wet spot on the doll's crotch

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004


Chemmy posted:

is that a wet spot on the doll's crotch

No, it's a stain on the doll's crotch.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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Chemmy posted:

is that a wet spot on the doll's crotch

pms

No no serious
Mar 24, 2010

It's working



Enhance enhance Linux penguin spotted on shirt.

Szymanski
Jul 31, 2005



Where is Jessica Hyde?

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quakster
Jul 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


blow-up dolls must be a circ dick thing. idgi

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