Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
this thread is the worst I bet

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
GAS THREAD.

NO POLL = VOTING 1 !!!!!

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
in australia it is also for lebs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJScoud_atU

kerser is in the club and he is the sickest oval office

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i think if u try relly hard you can be a white rapper like eminem or mackelmore or will smith

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Rambling Robot posted:

GAS THREAD.

NO POLL = VOTING 1 !!!!!

sam

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

e

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
If it doesn't begin with the person telling you there name because they've come to tell you something that rhymes with "say," then it belongs in the trash as far as I'm concerned.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Put rap in the trash. Put anime in the trash. Separate bins, though.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
nothing is worse than anime

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

does this count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4R0a2OVH9w

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
video game rap appropriation is the new acceptable rap interest for whites

https://soundcloud.com/teamteamwork/10-slim-thug-mike-jones-still

CountingCrows
Apr 17, 2001
i was walking down the street the other night and one of those aspiring rap dudes was about to hand me his cd. i just walked past and said no thx man. then he yelled and said "but man, all my poo poo is 15% off for white people."

i like some rap OP. Pretty much the rap dudes that appear at Coachella hahaha

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
kendrick lamar is a pretyy cool dude

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

real question is are you gay if you like MGK or not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I60L-sTfMC0

would... so probably yes

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i appropriated it

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Bondage posted:

rap music is horrible and tacky, so yes

Beer Jerky
Nov 3, 2011
no it is not i am white and i listen to M&M, Macklemore, aesop Rock, and atmosphere

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NUX4tW5pps

thanks 8th mile for ruining the greatest rap track of all time got drat

i remember hearing this for the first time as a kid and was like "yeah my that's my poo poo" as i sat in my white suburban home

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
When it gets to the parts where they say the n word I replace it with neighbor because it sounds friendly and stands in stark contrast to the real words plus as a white guy I want to be respectful and not say ni

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
atmosphere/eyedea and the rest of rhymesayers are actually really good and if you disagree you're dumb as gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIrNn7d5Hdw

you can cry but you're still gettin' sterilized

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
No, it's not just for black folks. Let me explain.

Rap in it's current form and position in the media isn't so much for black people as it is for the underclass. It ensures that the lower class people* know their place by setting examples with very low bars. By stupid white suburban kids who are afraid of the actual inner city liking it, it gains legitimacy in popular culture. Whoever thought to market this glorified Uncle Tom scheme was a genius. Jay-Z, Beyonce and Kanye are all stepping on the backs of their fans, keeping them placated and stupid. Well off (Cosbyesque) black folks who have escaped from the social prison The Man tries to place them in from birth do not listen to much rap.



*Exhibit A:

Modus Operandi posted:




This is the fuckin' American dream. This is my fuckin' dream, y'all! All this sheeyit! Look at my sheeyit! I got... I got SHORTS! Every fuckin' color. I got designer T-shirts! I got gold bullets. Motherfuckin' VAM-pires. I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constant, y'all! I got Escape! Calvin Klein Escape! Mix it up with Calvin Klein Be. Smell nice? I SMELL NICE! That ain't a fuckin' bed; that's a fuckin' art piece. My fuckin' spaceship! U.S.S. Enterprise on this poo poo. I go to different planets on this motherfucker! Me and my fuckin' Franklins here, we take off. TAKE OFF! Look at my poo poo. Look at my poo poo! I got my blue Kool-Aid. I got my fuckin' NUN-CHUCKS. I got shurikens; I got different flavors. I got them sais. Look at that poo poo, I got sais. I got blades! Look at my sheeyit! This ain't nuttin', I got ROOMS of this poo poo! I got my dark tannin' oil... lay out by the pool, put on my dark tanning oil... I got machine guns... Look at this, look at this motherfucker here! Look at this motherfucker! Huh? A loving army up in this poo poo!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
the white man is the devil and is biologically incapable of understanding the basic human concepts rhythm, soulful tones, or even basic rhyming structures because whites have no soul. theyre soulless animals and basically just white mountain apes

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Everytime there is a commercial on the radio with black people talking, they always gotta use some rap or R&B melody in the background.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
beastie boys tom green's band

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
nuance

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
thought title said rape and came to post yes

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
yeezus retroactively made mbdtf worse but its still a good listen

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

oh, something nice? well I'm white so let me just appropriate the gently caress out of it

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdr4rWG98

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQthFDpYCys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJtbSixXGgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S77zUWqawag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sei-eEjy4g

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Music is for children, enjoy yourself

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



no what about juggalos

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Ahundredbux posted:

kendrick lamar is a pretyy cool dude

When I first heard his song "Swimming Pools (Drank)", I thought the chorus was "got a swimming pool fulla niggas and I diiive in", making me believe he was an openly gay rapper who enjoyed swimming in pools full of men.

I was wrong, but he's still pretty good.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

rap is for everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-at2IM-rQw

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

my name's rad tad and i'm here to say
that i'm the best darn rapper in the u.s.a.

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Rad Tad posted:

my name's rad tad and i'm here to say
that i'm finally ready to say "i'm gay"

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buKH4Es4dkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrnq4SZ0luc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYHpTWAXOxA

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

drat i got owned

also please don't neglect this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLPgMhT_fpg

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Rad Tad posted:

drat i got owned

Couldn't pass up an opportunity to make someone look like they're saying "I'm gay".

Also, some top of the pile Toronto raps for ya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbFuB3SLx1k

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
yes

  • Locked thread