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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

i literally just bought a new avatar with the text "always worth it"

i could get like 3 steel reserves for that

dont make me a loving liar Mork (hit shift that time please notice that)

e: not posting in this thread again not giving you the postcount
i work hard for my money and i should be able to be myself
e2: i just realized i can comment as much as i want and the thread does not grow

e3: this is my thread bitches


http://imgur.com/ygW1TQX



ready to burn this poo poo to the ground
e4: hotter before

MOOBS! fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Aug 23, 2014

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Dec 10, 2013

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

If only the op wasn't banned because this needs to happen

you and my dick have a meeting mr. asian

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Gaunab posted:

oh my god this is one of the worst avatars yet

you realize that baby just came tearing out of a bloody and mucus filled vagina right?

also mom probably poo poo as the baby was coming out

no baby call me gross

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

fyodor posted:

i have never felt more nauseous ever

150x150 pixels dude cmon

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

fyodor posted:

i sincerely hate you

i wanna be the squash in your hand and watch my pulp moisturize your skin

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Tonetta posted:

good av moobs i approve

thank you tonetta :)

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Al Borland posted:

Tonetta has taste.
I still think you need sausage nips.

have a pic of an old guy with nips that have to be 2 1/2 inches but he also has a huge beard and it distracts from the nips

sucks i have to pay aol prices for a 150x150 avatar

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Al Borland posted:



hahaha holy poo poo.

haha that was my next choice

love them puffy nips on a flat chest

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

you guys realize that im not my avatar right?

i have a lot of good points to make and i think if the forums could upvote i would be the king of gbs so how about you all just show a little respect

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

jo fight

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

3

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

2

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

1

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

hit that performance anxiety

jacking a soft dick

a sad friday morning

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

drat

remember when you were a teenager and you could blow a load in three seconds

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

lonesomedwarf would win no matter what im just beating a dead horse here

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Gaunab posted:

jesus christ, how much money have you wasted on this website moobs?

literally enough to keep me drunk for a night and most of the next morning (without tips)

shits hosed up man

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Gaunab posted:

jesus christ, how much money have you wasted on this website moobs?

every time i buy an avatar or unban myself i think: "wouldnt this money be used better somewhere else?" and then i hit finalize cart because i want to support lowtaxs chinese baby

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

this poo poo is hosed up man

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Zzulu posted:

hey why dont you buy me an avatar, rich guy

i could buy 4 titties for what it costs to replace your avatar

an avatar i like btw because i recognize it from threads (like i see you posting in the warhammer thread right?)

im really hoping changing my tits constantly distracts everyone from the fact that my posts are retarded im a titty chameleon

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Al Borland posted:

doing the Lordtax's work.

see i will always remember this because of your name + that beautiful hand drawn avatar and also "tool time"

meanwhile i can post with a new slate every week for only the price of a pound of rice a week

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Rambling Robot posted:

i can't tell what the picture is.

is is a gender queer tumblr user?

nah just a sissy

im going to try and replace "cuckold" as the gbs goto phrase

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Rambling Robot posted:

i kinda admire the creativity involved.

i'm going to buy some duct tape and make my own moobs.

pm me pics and $4.99 and you could win the MOOBS! avatar contest ensuring your place in the Something AWful history wiki

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Rambling Robot posted:

i'm not fat and kinda flat chested, it would take a lot of duct tape to make something worthy.

if you draw a dot on each buttcheek and tape them together i might not notice

Al Borland posted:

start eatin skeletor.

Also moobs you need to equalilty your moobs up a bit.

Not enough mixed races. Theres one of this black guy running around naked with a party hat over each moob and a balloon on his crotch somewhere out there on the internet. That would be a great way to celebrate racial equality.

The world needs to know man tits aren't just for white guys.

ok look, im 1000000% not racist but when you shrink ebomoobs to 150x150 pixels there isnt a lot of definition and i like my moobs to POP

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Dec 10, 2013

Suicide Sam E. posted:

I have hated just about all of your avatars, but I credit you with being consistent.


namaste brother

Rambling Robot posted:

i want to become really fat so that people would admire my perfectly shaped moobs on tumblr and sa.

nah sa hates fats

you have to start taking that antidepressant the tv keeps trying to get me to sue over-the one that makes you grow tits

fat ruins all tits

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