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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

all my words trip as they leave my lips
I've come to set things straight
she needs an excuse to end things and
become the things you hate


I don't really play video games anymore since I graduated high school but I'm curious. My brother used to play a lot but he says they are all the same thing these days. And just looking at it it seems like it's torn between bullshit big budget games that just churn the same poo poo out every year (CoD, Assassin's Creed, every Nintendo game) and bullshit indie games that suck (lol I don't know the names of any of these games). Plus apparently all the new generation consoles suck.

So why do you loving nerds still play these bullshit things go play a sport or something

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


yeah they're good

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007

Eleven thousand dead birds
fly towards nothing because
they are dead
and cannot fly

Cucking Mama posted:

yeah they're good

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

all my words trip as they leave my lips
I've come to set things straight
she needs an excuse to end things and
become the things you hate


well what's a good game to play i like max payne 3 it seemed fun but *~~gaming journalism~~* tells me it sucks

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011


play iidx

420 Gank Mid
Dec 25, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


Paradox games are awesome if staring at maps gives you a turgid boner.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007



Good video games stopped being made after like 2001 or so.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

don't call me a fruit

facebook jihad posted:

well what's a good game to play i like max payne 3 it seemed fun but *~~gaming journalism~~* tells me it sucks

it has a high score on metacritic I don't understand??!?!?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


the last of us multiplayer is really fun

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

420 Gank Mid posted:

Paradox games are awesome if staring at maps gives you a turgid boner.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

all my words trip as they leave my lips
I've come to set things straight
she needs an excuse to end things and
become the things you hate


what about the wii U?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

NO PAPER LEFT


as long as kojima is alive games are good.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


good at what, op?

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011


facebook jihad posted:

what about the wii U?

It has Tekken Ball

WilltheMagicAsian fucked around with this message at Aug 23, 2014 around 14:32

Arian_Samurai
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good

I can't play golf everyday, since I have a job, but I can play mario golf

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

NO PAPER LEFT


Arian_Samurai posted:

I can't play golf everyday, since I suck too much to go pro.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



420 Gank Mid posted:

Paradox games are awesome if staring at maps gives you a turgid boner.

this but unironically

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012


I'm upset because I wont be able to play the new Tomb Raider.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


My favorite game is

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

all my words trip as they leave my lips
I've come to set things straight
she needs an excuse to end things and
become the things you hate


are there any goons who don't play video games like every day

Volume
May 2, 2008


I haven't owned a system since the orginal NES. Last month I decided to google PS4 games in an effort to talk my self into going to a pawnshop to buy a PS4. There are no good games any more. It's all Call of Gear Fields Honor War 4 and Madden.



Also those lovely indie games that you pay 30 bucks to download and it's a one hour romp through a game that looks shittier than the orginal Atari.

"But the graphics are retro!"


No. No they aren't. THey're just poo poo done by programmers too lazy to make real graphics.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


buy a ps3 volume, its super cheap and there are many really cool games on there

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

NO PAPER LEFT


chaosbreather posted:

buy a ps3 volume, its super cheap and darksouls darksouls darksouls darksouls

Rusty Staub
Aug 22, 2013

flip the disc,
wash your hands


Shenmue HD will come out eventually so I have hope

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


ummm League of Legends IS a sport, you stupid OP

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005



facebook jihad posted:

are there any goons who don't play video games like every day

yeah me! theres some days when i dont really game, just a few rounds of cs or something to take the edge off and then its right back to the sunshine

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

all my words trip as they leave my lips
I've come to set things straight
she needs an excuse to end things and
become the things you hate


chaosbreather posted:

buy a ps3 volume, its super cheap and there are many really cool games on there

yeah or you could go outside and get a girlfriend

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010


mass effect was pretty good until the whole series became about rubbing space cocks together.

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


facebook jihad posted:

yeah or you could go outside and get a girlfriend

Actually I can't

why do you think I'm inside, you loving retard

GOISH

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006

it's true, we do

facebook jihad posted:

are there any goons who don't play video games like every day

according to sass' spergy rear end spreadsheet, I tend to play TONS of a game I like then nothing for weeks at a time

that's probably weird

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006

it's true, we do

also play shovel knight you fuckers

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

The video arcade made me what I am today!


I don't even know what games are good anymore, I don't own a console so I get all my games through Steam and I have so much good and bad poo poo that it all just kind of blends together in a gray blur. Plus I tend to buy games that are over a year old so I don't know about any good recent ones.

gently caress it, just get Grand Theft Auto V. When in doubt just buy anything Rockstar puts out, that way you can play video games without really "playing video games".

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

Last game I played was Plague Inc. and that was fun for how simple it is. Before that was Bit.Trip.Runner 2 and that is pretty chill. Before that was Guacamelee , which was like a luchador themed side scrolling beat em up, and that was fun too. So I'd say were in a pretty good era of games. Not to mention I probably paid like 12-15 bucks for all 3.

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

facebook jihad posted:

are there any goons who don't play video games like every day

i dont play much anymore

Volume
May 2, 2008


King Vidiot posted:

I don't even know what games are good anymore,

HOnestly? None of them. Even the GTA games are boring and repetative. Every mission is the same.

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


Volume posted:

HOnestly? None of them. Even the GTA games are boring and repetative. Every mission is the same.

I enjoyed the Shadowrun new game where you pretend to be a wizard in the matrix

Naerasa
Aug 5, 2004

Do you not know that Death is the servant of Chaos?

Link Between Worlds is a perfect sequel to LTTP if you want to pretend you're 10 again and you were never forced to grow up

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


yeah all video games is you stare at a screen and you press buttons when its appropriate until its over

boring and repetitive

and whats up with movies, you go to a room and sit and stare at some shadows and hear some noises, it's so stupid

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


Naerasa posted:

if you want to pretend you're 10 again and you were never forced to grow up

SOUNDS LIKE VIDEOGAMES TO ME!

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Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

Don Tacorleone posted:

I enjoyed the Shadowrun new game where you pretend to be a wizard in the matrix

yeah that game was p good

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