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Greed is eternal
Jun 8, 2008




lol ufc

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In Drywall
Feb 22, 2008

"...he had learned to hoard little injustices,wishing they might leave him with one significant wound, for which he could guiltlessly martyr himself forever."


is he winning the fights?

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Looks more like a mathlete

DoubleWelp
Aug 26, 2010


are you jealous that he can still see his dick op

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005
So emo it hurts.


he's fat

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007



More like fatlete, ammirite.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

TY for no bm

another pro athlete OP

-Texaholic

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


texaholic posted:

another pro athlete OP



whered ur avatar go dog

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
rush in,
not caring to hit or
miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges.



is he any good? because I've seen some fat dudes who could wrestle with the best of them. and I mean legit fat, not like muscle fat.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


http://m.ufc.com/fighter/Roy-Nelson

he s good at:

eating lard
punching hard

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Verisimilidude posted:

is he any good? because I've seen some fat dudes who could wrestle with the best of them. and I mean legit fat, not like muscle fat.

He's made a career out of being dad-strong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9di7g35df10

gorki
Aug 9, 2014


such tiny nipples on such big titties. i'm... i'm impressed? i'm impressed

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

TY for no bm

ilikedirt posted:

whered ur avatar go dog

choose the wrong thread tag and got autobanned and never re bought my old avatar.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


texaholic posted:

choose the wrong thread tag and got autobanned and never re bought my old avatar.

ugh i hate when that happens!!!!!!!!

Lunixnerd
Oct 25, 2010


DoombatINC posted:

He's made a career out of being dad-strong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9di7g35df10

what the hell is dad-strong?

Carpet
Apr 1, 2005
Scientology - It's the gift that keeps on taking!

gorki posted:

such tiny nipples on such big titties. i'm... i'm impressed? i'm impressed

ugh you can totally tell he's got fake tits

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

NO PAPER LEFT


start posting some sexethletes save thread.

saigon_15
Jan 6, 2006



Lunixnerd posted:

what the hell is dad-strong?

When you're strong enough to kick the poo poo out of a small child


Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


TOILETLORD posted:

start posting some sexethletes save thread.

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization


DoombatINC posted:

He's made a career out of being dad-strong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9di7g35df10

he's also beard powered though

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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goonmeets are getting weird.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

MUCH LIKE YOUR POSTING

DoombatINC posted:

He's made a career out of being dad-strong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9di7g35df10

lmao, so all those dudes who train muy thai and greco roman wrestlers and all those hours living in the gym training...

all those dudes get beat by some fat outta shape homeless dude who does nothing but throw haymakers, thats the best thing ive seen all week

TCC.jpg:



canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

a creepy colon posted:

lmao, so all those dudes who train muy thai and greco roman wrestlers and all those hours living in the gym training...

all those dudes get beat by some fat outta shape homeless dude who does nothing but throw haymakers, thats the best thing ive seen all week

welcome to the heavyweight division

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

MUCH LIKE YOUR POSTING

who needs skill and athleticism when you can take hits like this-








and still keep fighting hahah

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Work
Work never changes


thought this was about the Pillsbury Throwboy



http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014...-river-monsters

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010


Maybe it's like in that Simpson's episode where Homer becomes a boxer. He can keep getting hit till the other guy gets too tired and pushes him over.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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can we get a giant sumo into mma?

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Lunixnerd posted:

what the hell is dad-strong?

Like when you're a kid and you think your dad is tough but really he's just fat and drunk and loud

It's that but he does it professionally

Azraelle
Jan 12, 2008



An overweight man who can knock out a trained man a feet taller than him with one punch is nothing short of awesome. I would love to have a beer with him.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

TOILETLORD posted:

can we get a giant sumo into mma?

sumo relies a lot on ring outs and pushing someone around, not beating their body to a pulp

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

TOILETLORD posted:

can we get a giant sumo into mma?

That happened in like UFC 1.......he got a tooth kicked out by a kickboxer.


Roy Nelson is legit good at Brazilian Jiu Jitsu it just so happens he also has a hard head and decent right hand.

Dude owns.

Smoking Crow
Feb 13, 2012



TOILETLORD posted:

can we get a giant sumo into mma?

Iirc, Royce Gracie destroyed a sumo wrestler at UFC 1

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009



heres another one



sorry about the gravitational lensing

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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ok what if we flood mma with some shaolin monks?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

TOILETLORD posted:

ok what if we flood mma with some shaolin monks?

they have no ground game so they will all lose

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

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OMFG FURRY posted:

they have no ground game so they will all lose

well duh no women to practice on

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

TOILETLORD posted:

can we get a giant sumo into mma?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k42CKebiSLA

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Flabby, ugly, underdog who some how manages to beat the poo poo out of people that you think would beat him.

Roy Nelson is basically the goon champion.

Lasher
Aug 13, 2003

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO CONTROLLER?


DoombatINC posted:

Like when you're a kid and you think your dad is tough but really he's just fat and drunk and loud

It's that but he does it professionally

I don't have a kid but I tick all them other boxes. Can i join UFC now?

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

MUCH LIKE YOUR POSTING

TOILETLORD posted:

can we get a giant sumo into mma?

like other ppl said this has actually been done

if you watch some old UFCs they were pretty loving raw. the sumo dude was a regular and once i saw him fight a dude twice as small with a mullet and the mullet won because while being squished and bent into a pretzel under the sumo he somehow managed to openly nut punch the guy about 6-8 times before sumo could get his legs closed it was hilarious

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