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Illegal Username posted:i liked the interview where Nelson goes like "Yeah this is what a 250 pound guy who's not on steroids looks like" and all the huge ripped guys in the room get super awkward haha nelson owns
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why do fightysport nerds always hate the heavyweight divisions it's just straight up cooler watching two huge guys fight than watching a couple of twinks, even if the twinks need to be more tactical to make up for being twinks Torka fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Aug 24, 2014 |
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Aug 24, 2014 12:59
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Torka posted:why do fightysport nerds always hate the heavyweight divisions we just need to give them knife hands, or put some sharp spurs on their feet like roosters.
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Aug 24, 2014 13:03
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Torka posted:why do fightysport nerds always hate the heavyweight divisions hi i'm a big fat man and here are the three youtube videos about jiu-jitsu that i watched before becoming a professional fighter check out these highlights of me getting subbed by a 400lb comedy boxer
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Aug 24, 2014 13:45
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:brit athletes got you all beat, try pro darts player andy fordham on for size https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHnBppccI0o
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Aug 24, 2014 13:46
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The dude is probably all subcutaneous fat with little to no visceral fat. He literally has a layer of squishy body armor that is great for defusing body blows without the drawback of putting strain on his heart and lungs. It makes me wonder how an accomplished stable-trained sumo would do.
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Aug 24, 2014 13:48
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FullLeatherJacket posted:hi i'm a big fat man and here are the three youtube videos about jiu-jitsu that i watched before becoming a professional fighter
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Aug 24, 2014 13:50
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Torka posted:have they ever tried eliminating weight classes in professional fightymans to see if conventional wisdom (size wins if skill is equal) is correct bruce lee dying made people get dumb about weight classes
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Aug 24, 2014 13:55
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Torka posted:have they ever tried eliminating weight classes in professional fightymans to see if conventional wisdom (size wins if skill is equal) is correct Original UFC did not have weight classes. John McCain made them put in weight classes along with wearing gloves.
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Aug 24, 2014 13:55
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MegaGatts posted:Original UFC did not have weight classes. John McCain made them put in weight classes along with wearing gloves. they should wrap some razor wire around the gloves. or make them use gloves filled with lead dust.
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Aug 24, 2014 13:56
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MustelaFuro posted:The dude is probably all subcutaneous fat with little to no visceral fat. He literally has a layer of squishy body armor that is great for defusing body blows without the drawback of putting strain on his heart and lungs. It makes me wonder how an accomplished stable-trained sumo would do. Doesnt muscle put more strain on the heart than fat because muscle needs blood? So its almost healthier to be like Roy rather than a meat monster if you're a heavyweight.
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Aug 24, 2014 13:57
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JohnsonsJohnson posted:Doesnt muscle put more strain on the heart than fat because muscle needs blood? So its almost healthier to be like Roy rather than a meat monster if you're a heavyweight. are you being facetious or do you really not know how the cardiovascular system works?
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Aug 24, 2014 13:58
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Azraelle posted:a feet taller than him
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Aug 24, 2014 14:01
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MustelaFuro posted:The dude is probably all subcutaneous fat with little to no visceral fat. He literally has a layer of squishy body armor that is great for defusing body blows without the drawback of putting strain on his heart and lungs. It makes me wonder how an accomplished stable-trained sumo would do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOAS1hUntyY 0-4 in MMA, 1-8 in kickboxing doesn't matter because the japanese will always pay cash money to watch a man with gigantism fight a man who needs a speciality toilet
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Aug 24, 2014 14:16
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I like this idea that very fat people are naturally good fighters, that is totally believable and I can think of many examples throughout history
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Aug 24, 2014 14:30
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Torka posted:why do fightysport nerds always hate the heavyweight divisions because tons of heavyweight fights involve two guys getting tired and throwing really sloppy lovely looking strikes at each other and not doing much track down any of tim 'the maineiac' sylvia's fights as champion or kevin jordan v gabriel gonzaga if you want some good examples lighter weightclasses don't gas nearly as much and the skill level is just higher overall (you can attribute that to big skilled guys going to nfl/nba and some other reasons but that's another discussion) also i can't post about heavyweight mma without posting the rematch of early ufc fighters tank abbott and scott ferrozzo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD5zEKaXrEU
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Flesh Forge posted:I like this idea that very fat people are naturally good fighters, that is totally believable and I can think of many examples throughout history all gladiators in rome
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Aug 24, 2014 14:33
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an mma promotion called proelite did an all heavyweight card and the one tweet after the event from the promoter was 'never again' that sums up heavyweights
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Aug 24, 2014 14:34
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Flesh Forge posted:I like this idea that very fat people are naturally good fighters, that is totally believable and I can think of many examples throughout history The bar I like has a guy who's tall and large as a bouncer, but is built like the stay-puft marshmallow man. You know he'd be out of breath after the first 3 punches.
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Aug 24, 2014 14:36
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FullLeatherJacket posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOAS1hUntyY I'm a sucker for things that break stereotypes.
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Aug 24, 2014 14:37
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Time for a real man itt
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verne troyer is getting buff
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 More of this!
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   almost positive she would break my dick into pieces with her legs/pleasure tunnel but idgaf in the least
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DoombatINC posted:He's made a career out of being dad-strong drat thats funny
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a creepy colon posted:here i made a gif of it the guy getting hit in the nuts is currently serving life without the possibility of parole for rape and torture
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TOILETLORD posted:all gladiators in rome haha look at how dumb you are  everyone knows gladiators were all ripped motherfuckers lol
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Aug 24, 2014 16:09
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Flesh Forge posted:haha look at how dumb you are know this is a joke post was referring to the gladiator grave yard that got dug up in rome. all the fighters had skeletons of fatties, they figure they would cut into each others fat so they would bleed look hurt without really being hurt.
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How do you identify a fat persons skeleton?
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Zzulu posted:How do you identify a fat persons skeleton? skeletal wear and tear, and where the bones flexed.
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Hogge Wild posted:the guy getting hit in the nuts is currently serving life without the possibility of parole for rape and torture he also killed his cellmate in prison and played Random Task in Austin Powers
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Aug 24, 2014 16:34
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lol holee poo poo
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Aug 24, 2014 16:35
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thats a picture of me and no i did not dress up for that con thats what i wear daily
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ShaqDiesel posted:Ukraine is hosed. Fedor was actually born in Ukraine
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fedor is hugely overrated
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Aesop Poprock posted:have you watched mma for any period of time I've always thought if you're consistently 'lucky', there's probably a bit more to it than 'luck.'
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heavyweight has always been the weakest division in every combat sport because combat sports are fringe sports and most people who are huge and athletic play the big money sports like basketball or football or whatever. this allows dudes like roy nelson to thrive at heavyweight but probably not at light heavyweight or lower
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i can beat a ufc guy in a street fight 100% of the time and the way i do this is i sendually tongue kiss tgem then i spit in my cock to get it lubed up. then i slide it in there b hole slowly so they feel every inch until i hit there prostate which makes them cum hard. i call this the figure 8 headlock its my winning move
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