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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

a creepy colon posted:

like other ppl said this has actually been done

if you watch some old UFCs they were pretty loving raw. the sumo dude was a regular and once i saw him fight a dude twice as small with a mullet and the mullet won because while being squished and bent into a pretzel under the sumo he somehow managed to openly nut punch the guy about 6-8 times before sumo could get his legs closed it was hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSSnh0em7dY

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I don't care what that guy looks like

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
they need an ametuer league just make two people at random from the audience fight.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

TOILETLORD posted:

they need an ametuer league just make two people at random from the audience fight.

thats called 'the parking lot'

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

TOILETLORD posted:

they need an ametuer league just make two people at random from the audience fight.

They have a few leagues like that In the UK usually called "white collar MMA" or something similar where literally anyone regardless of training can fight.
It can be pretty fun to watch.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Gaz2k21 posted:

They have a few leagues like that In the UK usually called "white collar MMA" or something similar where literally anyone regardless of training can fight.
It can be pretty fun to watch.

Gonna eat a few more pizzas, drink some pints and make my fortune!

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Pork Machine.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

DoombatINC posted:

He's made a career out of being dad-strong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9di7g35df10

wow this guy is awesome

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

a creepy colon posted:

lmao, so all those dudes who train muy thai and greco roman wrestlers and all those hours living in the gym training...

all those dudes get beat by some fat outta shape homeless dude who does nothing but throw haymakers, thats the best thing ive seen all week

giZm
Jul 7, 2003

Only the insane equates pain with success

Butterbean vs Hobodad, who wins?


humanity would, that's who

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
is that guy a biker? like a hells angel or something? I'd be disappointed if he wasn't

Pumprag
Jan 29, 2013

mma isn't a sport

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Pumprag posted:

mma isn't a sport

tru but competitive eating IS

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
u havent felt the thrill of athletic competition till u seen a lil chinese dude eat like 50 hot dogs

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

ilikedirt posted:

u havent felt the thrill of athletic competition till u seen a lil chinese dude eat like 50 hot dogs

yo chinese dudes are hardcore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js_3bIni52I

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
sorry but this guy is awesome and an inspiration to all goons
next time i get in a fight im throwing a giant haymaker

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
spend your saturday afternoon watching a big fat dude own people and a chinese guy getting jump kicked in the dink

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Gaz2k21 posted:

They have a few leagues like that In the UK usually called "white collar MMA" or something similar where literally anyone regardless of training can fight.
It can be pretty fun to watch.

Lasher posted:

Gonna eat a few more pizzas, drink some pints and make my fortune!

this sounds fun but my achilles heel has to be my liver which would probably explode on contact

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Pumprag posted:

mma isn't a sport

No but it is frequently an entertaining answer to the question "what happens when you lock two anthropophagi in a cage and pay them to become as close to murderers as legally allowed"

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

there are tons of fat gently caress guys in mma but there is only one roy nelson

he'll never get a ufc belt but he'll probably be around until he's 60 being the perennial gatekeeper

Rubellavator fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Aug 23, 2014

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I feel like mma has too many rules, I've yet to see a dude get his arm pulled from the socket or anything cool like that.

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Chael Sommen is the only cool UFC fighter because he acts like it's professional wrestling. Go figure every blowhard UFC fan hates him because he actually brings entertainment to the sport.

Seriously. If you haven't seen the guys interviews, go watch them. They're absolutely amazing in the most over the top way.

Here's a good "best of." Though seriously his full interviews are basically non-stop amazing. I mean he spends a year trash talking Silva, gets beat, and then shows up to follow up interviews carrying the title belt calling himself the real champion. hahaha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7jhExgppE

limeincoke fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Aug 23, 2014

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

it was actually this one i was thinking of.VVVVVVVVV

the sumo one i saw when i was a kid had a dudes hair getting ripped out for sure tho


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/10009685/joe_son_vs_keith_hackney/

:siren: skip to 3:30 to see the relentless nut punching :siren:

a creepy colon fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Aug 23, 2014

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
here i made a gif of it

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
just look at his face. hes really giving it everything hes got

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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
brit athletes got you all beat, try pro darts player andy fordham on for size


or perhaps shirley crabtree aka the legendary wrestler 'big daddy'

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
why would anyone ever want to talk about british sports, just shut up already

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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

a creepy colon posted:

why would anyone ever want to talk about british sports, just shut up already

then theres always world champion female athlete fatima whitbread



Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06X5HYynP5E

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

then theres always world champion female athlete fatima whitbread





Hideous

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
if you aren't on 2-a-days then don't call yourself an athlete you beta-basic-bitches (bbb's)

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

DoombatINC posted:

He's made a career out of being dad-strong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9di7g35df10

They all look so embarrassed to have lost to this dude.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Lasher posted:

I don't have a kid but I tick all them other boxes. Can i join UFC now?

If you can make heavyweight and beat up 4 other fat guys in the lower leagues in a row then yes

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwDga5R7uxA

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

dude eats punches from 250lb men like they're hamburgers

a granite chin, heavy hands, and enough cardio to last five minutes is enough to succeed in heavytrashweight

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Dude's got a mean punch. Why be fat though? Like, he doesn't look very tall or nothing. Could easily cut some fat and drop a weight class, I think. Is light heavyweight more competitive than heavy or something?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Lightweight actually means guys are smaller and faster so they'd actually dodge and stuff

I like how people are surprised by this when this is a time honored George foreman strategy

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnDNCVsZuFA

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

Dude's got a mean punch. Why be fat though? Like, he doesn't look very tall or nothing. Could easily cut some fat and drop a weight class, I think. Is light heavyweight more competitive than heavy or something?

The world would be a little less fun if he just looked like any other MMA guy. I want mid-life crisis dad punching buff guys taller than him forever.

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brokenknee
Aug 3, 2014


if there was ever a poster for homosexuality this would be it.

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