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a creepy colon posted:like other ppl said this has actually been done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSSnh0em7dY
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 21:15 |
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I don't care what that guy looks like
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 21:16 |
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they need an ametuer league just make two people at random from the audience fight.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 21:18 |
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TOILETLORD posted:they need an ametuer league just make two people at random from the audience fight. thats called 'the parking lot'
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 21:20 |
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TOILETLORD posted:they need an ametuer league just make two people at random from the audience fight. They have a few leagues like that In the UK usually called "white collar MMA" or something similar where literally anyone regardless of training can fight. It can be pretty fun to watch.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 21:30 |
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Gaz2k21 posted:They have a few leagues like that In the UK usually called "white collar MMA" or something similar where literally anyone regardless of training can fight. Gonna eat a few more pizzas, drink some pints and make my fortune!
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 21:51 |
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Pork Machine.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 21:57 |
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DoombatINC posted:He's made a career out of being dad-strong wow this guy is awesome
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:06 |
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a creepy colon posted:lmao, so all those dudes who train muy thai and greco roman wrestlers and all those hours living in the gym training...
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:06 |
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Butterbean vs Hobodad, who wins? humanity would, that's who
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:13 |
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is that guy a biker? like a hells angel or something? I'd be disappointed if he wasn't
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:18 |
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mma isn't a sport
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:19 |
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Pumprag posted:mma isn't a sport tru but competitive eating IS
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:21 |
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u havent felt the thrill of athletic competition till u seen a lil chinese dude eat like 50 hot dogs
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:22 |
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ilikedirt posted:u havent felt the thrill of athletic competition till u seen a lil chinese dude eat like 50 hot dogs yo chinese dudes are hardcore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js_3bIni52I
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:25 |
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sorry but this guy is awesome and an inspiration to all goons next time i get in a fight im throwing a giant haymaker
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:26 |
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spend your saturday afternoon watching a big fat dude own people and a chinese guy getting jump kicked in the dink
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:27 |
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Gaz2k21 posted:They have a few leagues like that In the UK usually called "white collar MMA" or something similar where literally anyone regardless of training can fight. Lasher posted:Gonna eat a few more pizzas, drink some pints and make my fortune! this sounds fun but my achilles heel has to be my liver which would probably explode on contact
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:28 |
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Pumprag posted:mma isn't a sport No but it is frequently an entertaining answer to the question "what happens when you lock two anthropophagi in a cage and pay them to become as close to murderers as legally allowed"
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:29 |
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there are tons of fat gently caress guys in mma but there is only one roy nelson he'll never get a ufc belt but he'll probably be around until he's 60 being the perennial gatekeeper Rubellavator fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Aug 23, 2014 |
# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:35 |
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I feel like mma has too many rules, I've yet to see a dude get his arm pulled from the socket or anything cool like that.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 22:49 |
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Chael Sommen is the only cool UFC fighter because he acts like it's professional wrestling. Go figure every blowhard UFC fan hates him because he actually brings entertainment to the sport. Seriously. If you haven't seen the guys interviews, go watch them. They're absolutely amazing in the most over the top way. Here's a good "best of." Though seriously his full interviews are basically non-stop amazing. I mean he spends a year trash talking Silva, gets beat, and then shows up to follow up interviews carrying the title belt calling himself the real champion. hahaha. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7jhExgppE limeincoke fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Aug 23, 2014 |
# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:03 |
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it was actually this one i was thinking of.VVVVVVVVV the sumo one i saw when i was a kid had a dudes hair getting ripped out for sure tho http://www.metacafe.com/watch/10009685/joe_son_vs_keith_hackney/ skip to 3:30 to see the relentless nut punching a creepy colon fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Aug 23, 2014 |
# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:18 |
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here i made a gif of it
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:29 |
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just look at his face. hes really giving it everything hes got
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:29 |
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brit athletes got you all beat, try pro darts player andy fordham on for size or perhaps shirley crabtree aka the legendary wrestler 'big daddy'
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:34 |
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why would anyone ever want to talk about british sports, just shut up already
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:35 |
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a creepy colon posted:why would anyone ever want to talk about british sports, just shut up already then theres always world champion female athlete fatima whitbread
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06X5HYynP5E
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:40 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:then theres always world champion female athlete fatima whitbread Hideous
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:41 |
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if you aren't on 2-a-days then don't call yourself an athlete you beta-basic-bitches (bbb's)
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:41 |
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DoombatINC posted:He's made a career out of being dad-strong They all look so embarrassed to have lost to this dude.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:42 |
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Lasher posted:I don't have a kid but I tick all them other boxes. Can i join UFC now? If you can make heavyweight and beat up 4 other fat guys in the lower leagues in a row then yes
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwDga5R7uxA
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:52 |
dude eats punches from 250lb men like they're hamburgers a granite chin, heavy hands, and enough cardio to last five minutes is enough to succeed in
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 23:53 |
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Dude's got a mean punch. Why be fat though? Like, he doesn't look very tall or nothing. Could easily cut some fat and drop a weight class, I think. Is light heavyweight more competitive than heavy or something?
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 00:26 |
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Lightweight actually means guys are smaller and faster so they'd actually dodge and stuff I like how people are surprised by this when this is a time honored George foreman strategy
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 00:31 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnDNCVsZuFA
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 00:32 |
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:Dude's got a mean punch. Why be fat though? Like, he doesn't look very tall or nothing. Could easily cut some fat and drop a weight class, I think. Is light heavyweight more competitive than heavy or something? The world would be a little less fun if he just looked like any other MMA guy. I want mid-life crisis dad punching buff guys taller than him forever.
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if there was ever a poster for homosexuality this would be it.
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