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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DoombatINC posted:

He's made a career out of being dad-strong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9di7g35df10

lmao, so all those dudes who train muy thai and greco roman wrestlers and all those hours living in the gym training...

all those dudes get beat by some fat outta shape homeless dude who does nothing but throw haymakers, thats the best thing ive seen all week

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
who needs skill and athleticism when you can take hits like this-








and still keep fighting hahah

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TOILETLORD posted:

can we get a giant sumo into mma?

like other ppl said this has actually been done

if you watch some old UFCs they were pretty loving raw. the sumo dude was a regular and once i saw him fight a dude twice as small with a mullet and the mullet won because while being squished and bent into a pretzel under the sumo he somehow managed to openly nut punch the guy about 6-8 times before sumo could get his legs closed it was hilarious

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

it was actually this one i was thinking of.VVVVVVVVV

the sumo one i saw when i was a kid had a dudes hair getting ripped out for sure tho


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/10009685/joe_son_vs_keith_hackney/

:siren: skip to 3:30 to see the relentless nut punching :siren:

a creepy colon fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Aug 23, 2014

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
here i made a gif of it

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
just look at his face. hes really giving it everything hes got

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
why would anyone ever want to talk about british sports, just shut up already

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

doctor 7 posted:

Actually he has great cardio too

HAHHAHAH

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Professor Shark posted:


He shakes his stomach after he beats Roman Gods as a gently caress-you because the fans/fighters don't think he should look the way he does and be able to do the things he can do.

"things he can do" basically amounts to taking baseball bat sized hits about the head while occasionally mustering enough energy to throw a lucky knock out punch

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yes they could and have

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No I'm p sure being born with a skull twice thicker than avg that can sustain heavy damage before engaging any sort of knock out reflex is pure luck retard

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








almost positive she would break my dick into pieces with her legs/pleasure tunnel but idgaf in the least

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol holee poo poo

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ilikedirt posted:

i can beat a ufc guy in a street fight 100% of the time and the way i do this is i sendually tongue kiss tgem then i spit in my cock to get it lubed up. then i slide it in there b hole slowly so they feel every inch until i hit there prostate which makes them cum hard. i call this the figure 8 headlock its my winning move

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Don Tacorleone posted:

Mr Colon? Is there a Colon here? Mr Colon, please come to the front desk for
Your rectal exam

ya im here wasup

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i wonder what % of the lifting action is supplied by his massive skull muscles

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hes gonna have an aneurysm btw lol

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