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DoombatINC posted:He's made a career out of being dad-strong lmao, so all those dudes who train muy thai and greco roman wrestlers and all those hours living in the gym training... all those dudes get beat by some fat outta shape homeless dude who does nothing but throw haymakers, thats the best thing ive seen all week ----------------
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 20:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 00:17 |
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who needs skill and athleticism when you can take hits like this- and still keep fighting hahah
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 20:35 |
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TOILETLORD posted:can we get a giant sumo into mma? like other ppl said this has actually been done if you watch some old UFCs they were pretty loving raw. the sumo dude was a regular and once i saw him fight a dude twice as small with a mullet and the mullet won because while being squished and bent into a pretzel under the sumo he somehow managed to openly nut punch the guy about 6-8 times before sumo could get his legs closed it was hilarious
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 21:11 |
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it was actually this one i was thinking of.VVVVVVVVV the sumo one i saw when i was a kid had a dudes hair getting ripped out for sure tho http://www.metacafe.com/watch/10009685/joe_son_vs_keith_hackney/ skip to 3:30 to see the relentless nut punching a creepy colon fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Aug 23, 2014 |
# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 23:18 |
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here i made a gif of it
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 23:29 |
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just look at his face. hes really giving it everything hes got
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 23:29 |
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why would anyone ever want to talk about british sports, just shut up already
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 23:35 |
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doctor 7 posted:Actually he has great cardio too HAHHAHAH
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 10:58 |
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Professor Shark posted:
"things he can do" basically amounts to taking baseball bat sized hits about the head while occasionally mustering enough energy to throw a lucky knock out punch
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 11:51 |
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yes they could and have
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 12:09 |
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No I'm p sure being born with a skull twice thicker than avg that can sustain heavy damage before engaging any sort of knock out reflex is pure luck retard
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 12:24 |
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almost positive she would break my dick into pieces with her legs/pleasure tunnel but idgaf in the least
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 15:44 |
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lol holee poo poo
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 16:35 |
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ilikedirt posted:i can beat a ufc guy in a street fight 100% of the time and the way i do this is i sendually tongue kiss tgem then i spit in my cock to get it lubed up. then i slide it in there b hole slowly so they feel every inch until i hit there prostate which makes them cum hard. i call this the figure 8 headlock its my winning move
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 17:39 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Mr Colon? Is there a Colon here? Mr Colon, please come to the front desk for ya im here wasup
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 16:15 |
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i wonder what % of the lifting action is supplied by his massive skull muscles
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 16:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 00:17 |
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hes gonna have an aneurysm btw lol
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 16:23 |