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EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Bills look like total poo poo

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Lmao

See you in 2015, guys

Can't wait for our number one overall... wait, poo poo

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Matthew Fairburn ‏@MatthewFairburn 3m

The Bills' first-team offense has now allowed more touchdowns than it has scored this preseason

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

TBC posted:

EJ should probably know that the coach doesn't need to throw a challenge flag on scoring plays.

Pretty sure that's the least of his problems.

How many teams have 3 QBs better than EJ?

TBC
Jan 12, 2006

Glazers gonna Glaze
Can't recall the last time I've heard this many boos in preseason.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Hahaha, first cheers I've heard in the last 20 minutes and it's for a punt

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
This is like watching the 1990 Rod Rust Pats or some poo poo. :barf:

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
That hit was pretty ninja right there though.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I can't decide what is uglier, the Bucs uniforms or EJ Manuel as a QB

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Febreeze posted:

I can't decide what is uglier, the Bucs uniforms or EJ Manuel as a QB



Blind Bills fans can be hurt by being told about Manuel 's play, but blind Bucs fans won't give a poo poo about the uniform.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Which McCown is this again?

StarcraftM
Jan 15, 2008

Full Fuckin' Circle.
Wasn't ESPN saying the bills were a sleeper team for a WC spot this year?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

StarcraftM posted:

Wasn't ESPN saying the bills were a sleeper team for a WC spot this year?

They were a sleeper team but they slipped into a coma.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Which McCown is this again?

The better one

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

StarcraftM posted:

Wasn't ESPN saying the bills were a sleeper team for a WC spot this year?

All those fancy WRs were supposed to give EJ all the weapons, but you need to be able to throw it to those weapons for it to work.

Also Kiko Alonso went down for the year which hurts the defense.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

gently caress it, just name Jeff Tuel the starting QB

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

The Bills look really really bad.

Jaysus
Sep 17, 2004

"Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"
I wish a team with a QB would have gotten Sammy Watkins

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

StarcraftM posted:

Wasn't ESPN saying the bills were a sleeper team for a WC spot this year?

They were buying into the "EJ will naturally improve" hype bullshit.

I mean, the Bills are decent like everywhere but QB, much like my Texans.

TBC
Jan 12, 2006

Glazers gonna Glaze
Excited about Evans. If the line can actually block for McCown this year our receiving corps is exciting.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Febreeze posted:

I can't decide what is uglier, the Bucs uniforms or EJ Manuel as a QB



You should flip over to ESPN to take a look at the field of blood in the college opener. Honestly it's not as bad as I was expecting, just weird.

Apparently no Charles, Berry, Bowe or Junior Hemingway tonight for KC. Charles was working with the scout team as Peterson during the week though which is kind of funny.

StarcraftM
Jan 15, 2008

Full Fuckin' Circle.
ahahah all the boos, on kids day

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I'm sure the Pats would trade Garoppolo... for the right price in draft picks and/or receivers.

:getin:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Where my raiders, browns, jags homies at? They're the only ones who get my pain

StarcraftM
Jan 15, 2008

Full Fuckin' Circle.

sean10mm posted:

I'm sure the Pats would trade Garoppolo... for the right price in draft picks and/or receivers.

:getin:

Billy fiveaces, playing the long con

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
gently caress the Bills for ruining Kid's Day

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Benne posted:

gently caress the Bills for ruining (insert anything here)

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Burger Trench posted:

Where my raiders, browns, jags homies at? They're the only ones who get my pain

The Browns have the Bills 1st rounder next year. :fry:

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Burger Trench posted:

Where my raiders, browns, jags homies at? They're the only ones who get my pain

:hf:

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


I've just seen the most insufferable soup commercial ever.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sean10mm posted:

The Browns have the Bills 1st rounder next year. :fry:

Has a team ever picked both number 1 and 2 overall before?

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Burger Trench posted:

gently caress it, just name Jeff Tuel the starting QB
I know E.J. was stinking up the joint, but it's not like anyone not named Mike, Fred, or C.J. has done anything good either. They didn't cover themselves against their QBs being poo poo, and they're pouring on more bullets by playing musical chairs with the offensive line. It's like a machine gun of poo poo, and it only aims at their feet.
Looking like Whaley and Marrone are going to flame out in a hurry at this rate.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Has a team ever picked both number 1 and 2 overall before?

The Colts did off the top of my head, they ended up with Steve Emtman and Quentin Coryatt.

It didn't sound as ridiculous as it should that they went with those two at the time.

e: it apparently happened in 1958 too and the Cardinals drafted straight on name tool, QB King Hill and RB John David Crow.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Aug 23, 2014

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer
Bills offense looks like they finally woke up.

TBC
Jan 12, 2006

Glazers gonna Glaze
Bills first team offense scores a TD! (Against second teamers)

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Weird, what happens when they run out of field like this?

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae
EJ MANUEL BACKUP SLAYER

TBC
Jan 12, 2006

Glazers gonna Glaze
Bucs second teamers must be really bad to make the Bills first teamers look this good.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Febreeze posted:

I can't decide what is uglier, the Bucs uniforms or EJ Manuel as a QB



isn't he black

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Not good. Not fun.

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