Fuck you all, Fedoras own HARD

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Solid Poopsnake: Mar 27, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

I can't understand what's on this dude's head in the Subway video, but he really wants a subway sub to enter him. To smash his teeth into it. The grapes it squeezes into me.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 01:00

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Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

how can someone lack self awareness to this degree? is he some kind of dog?

# ? Aug 24, 2014 01:11

KlavoHunter: Aug 4, 2006; "Intelligence indicates that our enemy is using giant cathedral ships. Research divison reports that we can adapt this technology for our use. Begin researching giant cathedral ships immediately."

i saw some goon in a fedora drivin a pizza delivery car

fuckin lol

# ? Aug 24, 2014 01:21

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

"lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora

# ? Aug 24, 2014 01:25

Solid Poopsnake: Mar 27, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

I watched a bunch more of this guy's videos, and I can't tell if he's a gibbering psychotic or the next Andy Kaufman.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 01:32

Solid Poopsnake: Mar 27, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Assuming there's a difference, I mean.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 01:32

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Solid Poopsnake posted:

I watched a bunch more of this guy's videos, and I can't tell if he's a gibbering psychotic or the next Andy Kaufman.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 02:13

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

FordPRefectLL posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Bk_jUB4og

guys funny

# ? Aug 24, 2014 02:22

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Solid Poopsnake posted:

I can't understand what's on this dude's head in the Subway video, but he really wants a subway sub to enter him. To smash his teeth into it. The grapes it squeezes into me.

its a subway bag doofus

# ? Aug 24, 2014 02:23

Solid Poopsnake: Mar 27, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

its a subway bag doofus

oh poo poo

# ? Aug 24, 2014 03:09

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

Saalkin posted:

how can someone lack self awareness to this degree? is he some kind of dog?

hes doing a character

# ? Aug 24, 2014 03:12

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

i love this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haxWeEa0oDA

# ? Aug 24, 2014 03:14

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Wow its like watching a real life steve brule.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 03:30

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Lol nope

# ? Aug 24, 2014 03:35

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Solid Poopsnake posted:

I watched a bunch more of this guy's videos, and I can't tell if he's a gibbering psychotic or the next Andy Kaufman.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:00

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

so i go in there you know my mouth's drooling dripping wet with subway hot ready... hot and ready subway sub for me

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:02

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PIBoGWUyGI

FordPRefectLL posted:

so i go in there you know my mouth's drooling dripping wet with subway hot ready... hot and ready subway sub for me

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:03

FaradayCage: May 2, 2010

fedora. class. swag.

"Things that we find funny two years after they were funny."

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:07

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWXiQDkalMI :nms:

holy poo poo this kid is hosed up :

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:09

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

http://youtu.be/YqTX3RaoucQ

im gonna be a business boy

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:09

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

http://youtu.be/MjbsoKS7qLQ

gonna do thois tip when i get honme

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:12

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

http://youtu.be/HOr6S7e77iU

ommggggg

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:17

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

"is this guy for real????"

- a dumb idiot

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:19

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

wow how did these tim and eric fellas get a show, this doesnt make any sense!!!!

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:21

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

im so turned on by this chip dust fingerbath

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:41

AngrySquid: Apr 16, 2012

Is he trying to simulate living on a yacht, whats with the swing

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:43

Spatial: Nov 15, 2007

It's true

I mean when compared to other contraceptives

# ? Aug 24, 2014 04:46

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

reminds me of a sex swing

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:08

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Imagine you see a bee for the first time ever. You don't know what it is, so you don't know that it can sting you. You walk up to it, and start to play with it. The bee then stings you, which hurts you.

The next day you see another bee. It looks slightly different, but you think about what happened the previous day, and realize that it's probably not a good idea to go near it. What you don't realize is that it's a carpenter bee, which are widely less aggressive than normal bees, but looks fairly similar. To the standard population, they would pass as just another bee. They're not as aggressive, but you're naturally just as scared of it as you would be a normal bee.

It's essentially the same concept. Fedoras are widely worn by socially awkward idiots in Western World (Just like most bees are more aggressive than carpenter bees). While you know that not all of them are going to be socially awkward idiots, you still won't go up to them and start conversation because you know that there's a high chance that they will be socially awkward, and an idiot. (Just like the carpenter bee metaphor). You stay away from them because it runs a high chance of putting you in a situation that you simply don't want to be in.

The same concept runs true with why westerners often view people who wear saggy pants and a backwards hat to be "ghetto" or "gangbangers".

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:14

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Xaris posted:

Imagine you see a bee for the first time ever. You don't know what it is, so you don't know that it can sting you. You walk up to it, and start to play with it. The bee then stings you, which hurts you.

The next day you see another bee. It looks slightly different, but you think about what happened the previous day, and realize that it's probably not a good idea to go near it. What you don't realize is that it's a carpenter bee, which are widely less aggressive than normal bees, but looks fairly similar. To the standard population, they would pass as just another bee. They're not as aggressive, but you're naturally just as scared of it as you would be a normal bee.

It's essentially the same concept. Fedoras are widely worn by socially awkward idiots in Western World (Just like most bees are more aggressive than carpenter bees). While you know that not all of them are going to be socially awkward idiots, you still won't go up to them and start conversation because you know that there's a high chance that they will be socially awkward, and an idiot. (Just like the carpenter bee metaphor). You stay away from them because it runs a high chance of putting you in a situation that you simply don't want to be in.

The same concept runs true with why westerners often view people who wear saggy pants and a backwards hat to be "ghetto" or "gangbangers".

You're gay and dumb and stupid and lovely and gently caress you you aren't fooling anyone dork

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:16

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Al Cowens posted:

You're gay and dumb and stupid and lovely and gently caress you you aren't fooling anyone dork

Firstly GBS is not the entire western world, it isn�t even most of the western world. It is a subset of the western world mainly in the US of white middle class males aged 15-25 � 3 years who are socially inept.

With that being said, no one outside of that group hates fedoras, most don�t even care or have an opinion.

Additionally the above group of people love to believe they are better than everyone around them and use anything they can to try to show it. �I may be a fat, awkward, socially inept atheist basement dweller who spends all his time on the internet, but at least I don�t wear a fedora.� That is what I think of anytime this neckbeard/fedora topic comes up. They are trying to turn the negative attention from themselves and project it on to someone else because they are just as much of a loser as they think someone who wears a fedora is.

That coupled with the circlejerking that GBS does for cheap laughs has created a momentum for �hating on fedoras and/or neckbeards�, the same way GBS circlejerks itself with �stepping on a Lego is worse than death�, and �IKEA furniture I'd hard to assemble" means it will only continue to gain popularity whether it is truly believed or not.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:18

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

Xaris posted:

Imagine you see a bee for the first time ever. You don't know what it is, so you don't know that it can sting you. You walk up to it, and start to play with it. The bee then stings you, which hurts you.

The next day you see another bee. It looks slightly different, but you think about what happened the previous day, and realize that it's probably not a good idea to go near it. What you don't realize is that it's a carpenter bee, which are widely less aggressive than normal bees, but looks fairly similar. To the standard population, they would pass as just another bee. They're not as aggressive, but you're naturally just as scared of it as you would be a normal bee.

It's essentially the same concept. Fedoras are widely worn by socially awkward idiots in Western World (Just like most bees are more aggressive than carpenter bees). While you know that not all of them are going to be socially awkward idiots, you still won't go up to them and start conversation because you know that there's a high chance that they will be socially awkward, and an idiot. (Just like the carpenter bee metaphor). You stay away from them because it runs a high chance of putting you in a situation that you simply don't want to be in.

The same concept runs true with why westerners often view people who wear saggy pants and a backwards hat to be "ghetto" or "gangbangers".

grate post!!!!! 5 thunbs!!! 2 stars up

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:20

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

Xaris posted:

Firstly GBS is not the entire western world, it isn�t even most of the western world. It is a subset of the western world mainly in the US of white middle class males aged 15-25 � 3 years who are socially inept.

With that being said, no one outside of that group hates fedoras, most don�t even care or have an opinion.

Additionally the above group of people love to believe they are better than everyone around them and use anything they can to try to show it. �I may be a fat, awkward, socially inept atheist basement dweller who spends all his time on the internet, but at least I don�t wear a fedora.� That is what I think of anytime this neckbeard/fedora topic comes up. They are trying to turn the negative attention from themselves and project it on to someone else because they are just as much of a loser as they think someone who wears a fedora is.

That coupled with the circlejerking that GBS does for cheap laughs has created a momentum for �hating on fedoras and/or neckbeards�, the same way GBS circlejerks itself with �stepping on a Lego is worse than death�, and �IKEA furniture I'd hard to assemble" means it will only continue to gain popularity whether it is truly believed or not.

check this guy out getting all wordy trying to defend his fedora

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:23

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

gender illusionist posted:

check this guy out getting all wordy trying to defend his fedora

It goes against the "one of us" thing. Ie. if you don't look like everyone else and dress and speak like everyone else, you get the stink eye which is supposed to illicit compliance into behaving like everyone else. People are conditioned to shame people who act out of the norm so they are themselves reconditioned to come back to what is "normal." Whatever the hell that is.

Example:
1 - Someone walks around with a baseball cap = normal. (Millions of people wear baseball caps) No objections from most people.
2 - Someone wears a dildo on their head. That person is going to be gawked at and shamed into removing said dildo from their head. Why? Nobody wears dildos on their head. That data is outside of most peoples framing of "normal" and therefore offensive.
3 - Someone wears a fedora on their head. Not many people wear fedoras anymore, so this again illicits the correction to normal behavior from most people. Exactly as they are conditioned.

In short, I don't give a gently caress what you wear. Wear what makes you comfortable and or feel good.

ITT - People who care what other people wear due to their conditioning to oppose that which is not "normal" -- Ask yourself, does what someone else wears effect you personally? If not, shut the gently caress up please and move on with your life. Your concerns are wasted on this nonsense.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:25

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

Xaris posted:

ITT - People who care what other people wear due to their conditioning to oppose that which is not "normal" -- Ask yourself, does what someone else wears effect you personally? If not, shut the gently caress up please and move on with your life. Your concerns are wasted on this nonsense.

affect

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:26

Phil Niekro: Jun 4, 2005

im a swag idiot irl

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:27

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Phil Niekro posted:

im a swag idiot irl

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:28

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Saalkin posted:

how can someone lack self awareness to this degree? is he some kind of dog?

hmmmmmm

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:29

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Xaris posted:

It goes against the "one of us" thing. Ie. if you don't look like everyone else and dress and speak like everyone else, you get the stink eye which is supposed to illicit compliance into behaving like everyone else. People are conditioned to shame people who act out of the norm so they are themselves reconditioned to come back to what is "normal." Whatever the hell that is.

Example:
1 - Someone walks around with a baseball cap = normal. (Millions of people wear baseball caps) No objections from most people.
2 - Someone wears a dildo on their head. That person is going to be gawked at and shamed into removing said dildo from their head. Why? Nobody wears dildos on their head. That data is outside of most peoples framing of "normal" and therefore offensive.
3 - Someone wears a fedora on their head. Not many people wear fedoras anymore, so this again illicits the correction to normal behavior from most people. Exactly as they are conditioned.

In short, I don't give a gently caress what you wear. Wear what makes you comfortable and or feel good.

ITT - People who care what other people wear due to their conditioning to oppose that which is not "normal" -- Ask yourself, does what someone else wears effect you personally? If not, shut the gently caress up please and move on with your life. Your concerns are wasted on this nonsense.

lolllllllllllllllllllllllll

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:29

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ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

Xaris posted:

It goes against the "one of us" thing. Ie. if you don't look like everyone else and dress and speak like everyone else, you get the stink eye which is supposed to illicit compliance into behaving like everyone else. People are conditioned to shame people who act out of the norm so they are themselves reconditioned to come back to what is "normal." Whatever the hell that is.

Example:
1 - Someone walks around with a baseball cap = normal. (Millions of people wear baseball caps) No objections from most people.
2 - Someone wears a dildo on their head. That person is going to be gawked at and shamed into removing said dildo from their head. Why? Nobody wears dildos on their head. That data is outside of most peoples framing of "normal" and therefore offensive.
3 - Someone wears a fedora on their head. Not many people wear fedoras anymore, so this again illicits the correction to normal behavior from most people. Exactly as they are conditioned.

In short, I don't give a gently caress what you wear. Wear what makes you comfortable and or feel good.

ITT - People who care what other people wear due to their conditioning to oppose that which is not "normal" -- Ask yourself, does what someone else wears effect you personally? If not, shut the gently caress up please and move on with your life. Your concerns are wasted on this nonsense.

hm no i think the problem here is your gay. lmfao. u wear a hat designed for old peopl and your a dummie. u prob smell like rotten watermelons virgin!!!! lmfao!!!!

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:31

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