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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
I went to a club event for young tweens. My early blooming sister liked going to them, so she decided to take her late, well never bloomer ten year old brother.
It was really crowded with painfully loud music, I could see other kids doing heavy petting and stuff which freaked me out.
On the other side of the dance floor they had a tekken game hooked up that a group of kids were playing. It also had this rec room with free candy and a foosball table.
I played a game of tekken for a while but started feeling too anxious at all the sexual tension.lol im sure nowadays this place would be a brutal and insane child orgy.

I went to the rec room and ate pixie sticks compulsively because of anxiety. I've always shaked slightly when anxious. I waited there uncomfortably for a while until a few kids started kissing near me.
I'm not sure if it was just that or the pixie sticks but I started violently vibrating the foosball table like i was having a seizure. I shamefully shaked away myself to the bathroom until it became bearable.

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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

you irl posted:

i was extremely ill one time and was literally shaking, plus i was browsing tumblr at the time so it was a double whammy

may your triggers forever go untripped my friend.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
yall should compete in the world twerking championships.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

return0 posted:

OP is gross what a horrible story.

I have shook when ill or cold

lol i tell u ppl im eliot rogers long lost twin and you never believe me.

Carlton Banks Teller posted:

ugh how did you keep from throwing your slushee on the kissers next to you
this guy gets it

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