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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
-Anger
-Lust

Excitement is only acceptable when your sports team or political candidate of choice wins, and then it is not the giddy excitement of a teenage girl meeting her pop singer idol but the thrill of conquest, seeing those foolish enough to challenge you suitably disgraced.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
crying over insults
crying over a ruined souffle
crying over a stubbed toe
boners

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
How about complete indifference and or boredom? Kind of like every time someone reads your posts.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

shiksa posted:

crying over insults
crying over a ruined souffle
crying over a stubbed toe
boners

-wrong
-wrong
-wrong
-lust

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Hobohemian posted:

How about complete indifference and or boredom? Kind of like every time someone reads your posts.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Plape

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:





Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
You're allowed to cry when it's because of something Rambo did/happened to Rambo.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
What about meta-emotions? Like, I feel angry that I don't feel more lust. Does that count?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
-cock gobblingness urge
-resentment
-satori/transcendance
-apotheosis

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

What about meta-emotions? Like, I feel angry that I don't feel more lust. Does that count?

Yeah, okay.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nathilus posted:

-cock gobblingness urge
-resentment
-satori/transcendance
-apotheosis

now this..this is quite a man indeed

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
-smug

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
    :mrgw:


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Afro Doug
Aug 10, 2007

personally i have felt grief many times when a woman chooses to have an abortion. it's not right that they can do that. it shouldn't be allowed.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T99j7bw9eWo

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Tautologicus posted:

now this..this is quite a man indeed

Yeah its why FF7 was so popular. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wJ8pE2qKU

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Afro Doug posted:

personally i have felt grief many times when a woman chooses to have an abortion. it's not right that they can do that. it shouldn't be allowed.

In this scenario, grief is unacceptable. Anger is not. Punch a wall. Better yet, punch a woman.

naem
May 29, 2011

-Grim Squinting

-Quiet satisfaction at a job well done

-Saying "heh" and spittin out some tobbacc-ey, wiping hands on oil soaked overalls

-Deep, belly shaking sobs of pure giddy happiness when you think about fuzzy kitties

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
nostalgia for the good old days when u were crushing nazi skulls under ur boots

quiet contemplation of the horrors of war such as that one time ur best friends got blown up and his guts splatted all on ur face. but u hold this memory deep down and try to never confront these emotions but the rare time u have a flashback usually when u hear fireworks ir a car backfiring

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

don't forget gay

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
silent shame as u see ur young son pick flowers in a field or watch him grow up to become a minor film actor and whenever he tries to engage w/ u ur just stone silent and u grind ur teeth so hard ur temples pulsate violently

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
a small amount of pain experienced or acknowledged only once in the entirety of ur life that occurs a fraction of a second before ur instantaneous death via anurism/heart attack

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
I'm white.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

a fierce look while walking on the runway

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

actually anything the dad from the wonder years did is probably ok

Howard The Dork
Mar 31, 2004

Look Ma! I caught a Fwaggle!
What's the emotion that makes you say "well that's your problem right there"?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
hunger
christmastime

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

disgust, particularly for the idiot poster after me

making a face as if Clint eastwood had just tasted a lemon

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
-cucked face

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
needin to poop a really dense poop

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
drunkenness

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

angerbot posted:

hunger
christmastime

Howard The Dork
Mar 31, 2004

Look Ma! I caught a Fwaggle!
pee-shivers

Subpar Superhero
Nov 27, 2013

the hunger games

ilikedirt posted:

silent shame as u see ur young son pick flowers in a field or watch him grow up to become a minor film actor and whenever he tries to engage w/ u ur just stone silent and u grind ur teeth so hard ur temples pulsate violently

iawtp

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

shiksa posted:

crying over insults
crying over a ruined souffle
crying over a stubbed toe
boners

Crying because you didn't win the lottery
Crying because your mother didn't marry a rich guy
Crying because blonde women aren't throwing themselves on your dick
Crying because you threw orange juice on a black guy
Crying because a bunch of people beat you up and threw you out of a party.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

anger from your hand hurting from punching so many things

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Ennui, rage, stoicism. That is all. Stop the feelings chat and go build something, Nancy.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
tears from something in eye

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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
excitement and severe pain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK81Ej5hm8s

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