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I was at dorney park tonight and they had a haunted house open for a dress rehearsal before they change the park for halloween. There was a twelve year old and a 14 year old kid with there parents in front of us to go in and the two boys were talking about how scared they were and how they will beat the murderer filled haunted asylum. I don't think they knew each other. The twelve year old was actually reassuring the fourteen year old and trying not to convince him not to be a bitch and when they left the line the fourteen year old seemed like he wasn't going to bitch the gently caress out. A minute later when we were called out of line and up to the door the kid and his parents were at the door and the cry baby was spazzing out yelling he's not going in while a bunch of security was telling him to breath and stop being a wuss because kids from school will see him crying and then call him a loving pussy and hit his head with their English books and spit gum on him but he kept yelling. I made eye contact with the dad and he gave me a look that only a man who's son just got punked out by a twelve year old. When we came out the exit the kid was still waiting all by himself so either the parents were so embarrassed that they left him or they were going thru the asylum to show him he's the only loser in the family.
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Why is there a haunted house in August?
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Aug 24, 2014 04:36
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its too god drat humid out for a haunted house jeez
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Aug 24, 2014 04:37
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Cool.
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Aug 24, 2014 04:38
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It's all right to be afraid.
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Aug 24, 2014 04:39
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Holy poo poo Piiisssss This is crazy It's haunted here
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Aug 24, 2014 04:42
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Mash posted:Why is there a haunted house in August? They had a job fair for actors the other day so I think this was auditions or a dry run This place is a big theme park and has like 13 haunted houses running along with all the rides in October
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Aug 24, 2014 04:43
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Taste the Rainbugh posted:They had a job fair for actors the other day so I think this was auditions or a dry run Ah, that makes sense then. Thanks for clearing things up! 
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Aug 24, 2014 04:48
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Maybe kid didn't want to go to haunted house till they got their poo poo doen Dry run? Kid's got standards
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Aug 24, 2014 04:59
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donkey salami posted:Maybe kid didn't want to go to haunted house till they got their poo poo doen gotta get a dry run on stephanie from 2nd period know what im sayin
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Aug 24, 2014 05:00
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the gently caress is a dorney park
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Aug 24, 2014 05:02
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If his parents die in the house he could become the next batman but wear a cheap inmate costume and some grease paint
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Aug 24, 2014 05:03
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Thread tag just makes me imagine that this kid saw Stone Cold lurking in the shadows of the haunted house and the light passes over him and after a second of darkness the lights pass over him again and he's like two feet closer to the kid and the kid just starts freaking out and everyone tells him he's just seeing things and the staff is like "We don't have Stone Cold Steve Austin here calm down."
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Aug 24, 2014 05:05
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HoboZero posted:Holy poo poo
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Aug 24, 2014 05:05
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gaping gape gaper posted:the gently caress is a dorney park From urban dictionary An amusement park in Allentown, Pennsylvania. It also has a water park built into it. It's very fun but still not better than Six Flags, but it's like a mini-six flags. it's the best place to go with family or friends. The only thing wrong with it is that they charge $19.99 (drat near $20.00 for funnel cakes) It's one of the most popular amusement parks on the East Coast of the US.
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Aug 24, 2014 05:06
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Dorney Park is okay but Hershey Park is better because if you time it just right you can get on the wooden rollercoaster when it's raining and the combination of the rickety "I'm going to die." sensation of a wooden rollercoaster combined with the rain hitting your face at that speed feeling like tiny needles penetrating your pores is cool.
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Aug 24, 2014 05:07
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JebanyPedal posted:Thread tag just makes me imagine that this kid saw Stone Cold lurking in the shadows of the haunted house and the light passes over him and after a second of darkness the lights pass over him again and he's like two feet closer to the kid and the kid just starts freaking out and everyone tells him he's just seeing things and the staff is like "We don't have Stone Cold Steve Austin here calm down." That's why I used it and that's the look I gave the kids dad
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Aug 24, 2014 05:07
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JebanyPedal posted:Thread tag just makes me imagine that this kid saw Stone Cold lurking in the shadows of the haunted house and the light passes over him and after a second of darkness the lights pass over him again and he's like two feet closer to the kid and the kid just starts freaking out and everyone tells him he's just seeing things and the staff is like "We don't have Stone Cold Steve Austin here calm down." then boom, stunner out of nowhere & there goes that kids chances at the royal rumble
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Aug 24, 2014 05:09
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shiksa posted:then boom, stunner out of nowhere & there goes that kids chances at the royal rumble Yeah goes without saying.
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Aug 24, 2014 05:11
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Scenario I'd probably have in my nightmares: I'm in a wrestling stadium and the announcers are acting like a game is going on and I wasn't informed and Stone Cold comes out and just starts doing really painful wrestling moves on me and I don't know how to do them so it hurts like hell and they won't stop and it just goes on for like hours.
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Aug 24, 2014 05:12
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HoboZero posted:Holy poo poo
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Aug 24, 2014 05:13
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JebanyPedal posted:Scenario I'd probably have in my nightmares: I'm in a wrestling stadium and the announcers are acting like a game is going on and I wasn't informed and Stone Cold comes out and just starts doing really painful wrestling moves on me and I don't know how to do them so it hurts like hell and they won't stop and it just goes on for like hours. i just have nightmares where the undertakers music comes in and then i wake up in a cold sweat
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Aug 24, 2014 05:14
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For some reason I read Dorney park as Denny's and was confused as to why there was a Denny's in a theme park. I still won't go into a haunted house, but I'd just be like "nah, no thanks".
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Aug 24, 2014 05:15
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good job grammar idiot
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Aug 24, 2014 05:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flJiqR40STU
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Aug 24, 2014 05:18
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HoboZero posted:Holy poo poo
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Aug 24, 2014 05:20
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Dorney Park was my theme park of choice as a child and I can't say I'm a better person for it.
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Aug 24, 2014 05:21
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i knew a guy who did pretty cool sfx makeup and did all of it for this haunted house one year, so i went to it and then at the end a guy dressed as jesus walked by draggin a big fuckoff cross behind him it was really hard to not laugh
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Aug 24, 2014 05:22
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Naerasa posted:Dorney Park was my theme park of choice as a child and I can't say I'm a better person for it. What years?
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Aug 24, 2014 05:23
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Mash posted:Why is there a haunted house in August? because haunted houses are rad
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Aug 24, 2014 05:23
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shiksa posted:i knew a guy who did pretty cool sfx makeup and did all of it for this haunted house one year, so i went to it and then at the end a guy dressed as jesus walked by draggin a big fuckoff cross behind him Was he part of the haunted house crew? A few years back at terror behind the walls in Philly a group would stand across the street and yell that we were all going to hell for worshipping the devil.
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Aug 24, 2014 05:25
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Taste the Rainbugh posted:Was he part of the haunted house crew? oh yeah it was the last part of the haunted house, you went outside and they rounded yall up and then said "IF YALL FOLLOW CHRIST YOU WONT END UP IN THESE HORRORS" this was outside of charlotte nc btw
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Aug 24, 2014 05:28
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stay safe poverty ghost
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Aug 24, 2014 05:30
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shiksa posted:oh yeah it was the last part of the haunted house, you went outside and they rounded yall up and then said "IF YALL FOLLOW CHRIST YOU WONT END UP IN THESE HORRORS" That's a "hell house" was their a bunch of weird bible stuff and the gays killing baby's and Muslims and other Christian horrors
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Aug 24, 2014 05:41
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Taste the Rainbugh posted:That's a "hell house" was their a bunch of weird bible stuff and the gays killing baby's and Muslims and other Christian horrors hah, there was a doc about one of those and they did dumb poo poo like stage a satanic ritual in one room, but instead of pentagrams they drew the star of david
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Aug 24, 2014 05:47
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once at a haunted house there was this freddie crougar cosplayer that wasn't part of the act and he kept trying to scare people but no matter how much he tried people just wished he would go away kind of like u op
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Aug 24, 2014 06:02
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when i was a kid in the 80's growing up in the mean streets of Little Chute, WI, i went to a rather unremarkable "haunted house" in some neighborhood kid's garage. it was pretty lame except for one part where the guide stopped his "touch gross things in the dark" routine to shine a flashlight to a corner of the room where several small dark furry things quickly skittered in random directions out of the light. it was an impressive practical effect, and fully worth the 50 cents admission.
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Aug 24, 2014 06:19
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VectorSigma posted:when i was a kid in the 80's growing up in the mean streets of Little Chute, WI, i went to a rather unremarkable "haunted house" in some neighborhood kid's garage. it was pretty lame except for one part where the guide stopped his "touch gross things in the dark" routine to shine a flashlight to a corner of the room where several small dark furry things quickly skittered in random directions out of the light. it was an impressive practical effect, and fully worth the 50 cents admission. yeah armenians are creepy
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Aug 24, 2014 06:23
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I bet you totally could have raped that 14 year old, I mean hypothetically, like in a dark part of the haunted house, and his dad would never have believed him afterword. Everyone would just call him a pussy and man up the house isn't that scary. Jus sayin.
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Aug 24, 2014 06:24
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another one? swear to god these are all gagelion
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Aug 24, 2014 06:24
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