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Krysmphoenix
Jul 29, 2010

Music: Pressure Cooking

The Game
Always Sometimes Monsters is a game created by Vagabond Dog in May of 2014. I bought this game on a whim based on it's premise alone. Always Something Monsters is a game about living paycheck to paycheck, trying to earn enough money to fight for that slim chance at love and redemption. The choice between doing the right thing and doing the easy thing becomes harder as desperation settles in. And in the end, we might not be the hero of this story.

Oh, and a quick message from this game's Steam page

Content Warning posted:

Always Sometimes Monsters has content dealing with racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, mental health, sexual assault, child abuse, animal abuse, drug abuse, and suicide.
While this game doesn't approve or glorify any of these things, it does use them for dramatic effect. I'm pretty sure goons are mature enough to handle these, but if you are easily offended or disturbed by real life struggles such as these, then please back out of this thread. This is not the game for you.

The LP
This is an audience driven LP. Almost every choice is up to you goons, the only ones I choose for you are trivial and won't change anything. I will not go back on any choices, except for those that lead to an early ending. Also, I am disallowing ALL spoilers and the use of spoiler tags. If you wanna talk spoilers, please create a thread in the Games subforum and discuss it there. If you make a thread, I'll even link it here.

I'm going to also reserve my own judgment on this game. It has a lot of good parts and a fair amount of bad parts, some of which were preventable. My goal here is to present this game to you as is. When the game is done, I'll talk about some of the other possibilities of the game, and speak up on my own opinions.

The Soundtrack
The music for the game was done by Laser Destroyer Team, and have released the entire soundtrack on Bandcamp. You can also download the soundtrack as optional DLC for the game. For simplicity I'll be linking to the Bandcamp page so please enjoy the music over there.

Table of Contents
Since many parts of the game will be split into multiple smaller posts, I'll use this area to combine entire sections using the test-poster.

The Prologue
Day 1 - Morning | Evening

Krysmphoenix fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Aug 29, 2014

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Krysmphoenix
Jul 29, 2010
Prologue: Meeting in the Alley



Digital Devolver is the publisher, Vagabond Dog is the developer.


Let's begin.


Music: Sunglass Hutttt
We start with a man storming out in the rain,


Being chased by an older man.


: Where the hell do you think you're running off to without me?! I'm the boss, so you don't make a move until I tell you what to do. Got it?!
:


: Once I'm paid, then we're through. I don't need you controlling me anymore!
The man in black turns to leave.
: No, you ain't finished working yet! There's plenty of people I still need killed. You don't get a say in anything until I decide you're done spilling blood. You checked that privilege at the door when you signed up for this job. Here I make the rules, here I decide what happens. That's what you signed up for, right?
:
We're given control of the man in black here. We can continue walking away, but if we stop to talk to the man in white first...
: Look, if it's more money you want all you've gotta do is ask for it. Name your price, I'll pay it. Whatever it takes to knock some sense into your head.
: I don't want any more of your money. I already have more than I need. Why can't you understand why someone might not want to do this anymore?


As we leave, he keeps following.
: You ain't going anywhere unless I say so!
Another moment of control, another quick conversation before leaving.
: Alright, I'll play ball. How do I convince you not to make a very stupid decision right now?
: What do I want?! I want my God damned freedom back. No more telling me what to do, where to go, who to kill. I'm deciding for myself from now on.
:


Once again, he keeps following.
: Don't do something we'll all regret.
Once again, a moment of control. Once again, a quick conversation before leaving.
: Come on and quit playing around. You won't last a minute without me!
:


For once, when we walk away the man in white doesn't yell at us. Instead, this homeless person stops us on our way to freedom.
: Excuse me sirs, got a minute or a dollar? Hard times all around.
: Smelly vagabond gently caress, get the hell out of my way! We don't have anything for you.
: Oh, I've heard that one before! Probably from you too! Different day, different street. Who knows, maybe we used to know each other? Heh, can you imagine that? Winding up back here again!
: God damned schizo, are you hosed in the head?! Get the hell outta my way!
: Right, we gotta keep things moving along! Before you go though, there's something I think you ought to take a look at.


Without warning, the vagabond pulls out a gun.
: What the hell is this?!
: Well, you might say I've been expecting you. Does it feel familiar standing on this end of the barrel? Or would you feel more comfortable with your own piece drawn? Go ahead, I'll wait.


: What the hell do you want, you nut job?!
: What do I want? I like playing games, don't you? What do you say to giving mine a spin?
: I don't know what this fool's smoking but if he doesn't put that gun down right now you put a hole in his head!
: Of course, you can hurry this along if you like and we can all be done with it if you wish. Like any of this matters anyway. I want to tell you a story though, one about the many choices we all make. At the end of it, you can decide what to do. The only rule in the game? Let me finish, no interruptions.


: Or we can pull the trigger right now. Sounds a lot less time consuming, doesn't it?



Here we go, our first choice, and quite possibly one of the most important choices you shall ever make. Shall we Shoot the vagabond right now or Listen to what they have to say?

OldMidgetWillow
Aug 12, 2004
perhaps after dinner i will order some more monuments and tall, phallic structures be built in my honor
You know what Krysm, I want to see you kill a man in cold blood.

xannychan
Oct 13, 2012
Oh man, I'm so glad someone is doing this. I initially played through a few minutes of it, thinking the mud-faced character portraits told me everything I needed to know about the game. I came back to it later and it ended up blowing most of my assumptions out of the water! I still never finished it, though.

Blast a cap in that rear end.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

The man in white is a jerk and the vagabond seems trustworthy. Why not give his story a listen?

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

Listen!

This is getting really intense already.

Dander My DOSDruid
Dec 29, 2013

by Cowcaster
Fun Shoe
shoot him, he looks dodgy.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum
Shoot the vagabond right now

Shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more.

Krysmphoenix
Jul 29, 2010
Welp. I don't like the way this is looking already. Voting's still going on by the way.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Listen! We don't do what that man in white says anymore.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
Dehumanize yourself and face to shooting

Miss Mowcher
Jul 24, 2007

Ribbit
Listen, you're tired of killing people

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I have a very itchy trigger finger.

Bang. Bang. Bang bang bang bang click click click click.

Logicblade
Aug 13, 2014

Festival with your real* little sister!
Shoot first, ask questions later.

Sylphosaurus
Sep 6, 2007
Let's not kill ourselves this early in the story, Stay a while and listen.

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

Shoot him. Shoot him shoot him shoot him.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Let's listen.

silversatyr
Jul 29, 2014

Go on an adventure ordained by fate?
-->Okay! I'll grab my stuff!

-->Eh.
I'm all for listening first, then cappin' his rear end.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Shoot

wait I meant that metaphorically!

Oh god so much blood...

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
Listen! What do you have to lose?

Spookyelectric
Jul 5, 2007

Who's there?
Listen!

Krysmphoenix
Jul 29, 2010
:psyduck: Things are tied right now at nine votes each. Next vote determines everything.

Rent-a-Bot
Oct 21, 2012

FOOL! DOCTOR DOOM DOES AS HE PLEASES!
:gaz: :gaz: :gaz:
Listen.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Murder

Edit: drat!

PizzaThief
Sep 22, 2006

Traveling through time AND space?
Listen

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Shoot!

Even though it's too late.

Krysmphoenix
Jul 29, 2010
We're set up for listening. I'll start working on that update.

Krysmphoenix
Jul 29, 2010
Prologue: The Party


: If you won't put that gun down, fine. Talk fast.
Staring down Chekov's gun, the story begins...




Music: 3_4_Deck
I can't seem to find the song for the party, but here's a background song that is similar in style.

What if the party was like life itself?
Led by the nose, barely wanting to take part.
Did you even have the choice not to go?
It would take something miraculous to change you.
But would you know the opportunity when it knocked?



One such man of opportunity threw a party.
He was looking for someone special, important.
Not a lover, not a friend.
He was looking for someone of substance.



That night they toasted ambition, success, and more.
Little did they know how steep the mountain was.



: Or did you change your mind? You can't invite all these people over and just leave me to take care of them, Larry. They're all weird.
: Why can't you have normal friends?!


Meet Larry, the man of the hour, and the man we'll be in control of for a little bit.
: Writers, artists, wannabes. You know, like the one I was telling you about? Boss wants me to sign someone by next week, but I still haven't got a clue what I'm looking for.
: Well, just pick someone who's gonna do a good job. I don't want you getting fired over some gently caress up! This apartment's way too nice for that.
: Yeah, okay, I love you too.
We can move around again, but Larry's wife has a few more things to say.
: Hey, go easy on the booze tonight, alright? One drink limit, okay?
And now we have to talk to our party guests. I'll be going around the room counterclockwise.


: Really glad I could make it!
: Well, I'm glad you're here too.
: Did I tell you about this red wine I found? Give me a second, I'll go get some for you! We can toast, it'll be great!
: The wife says I can't have more than one tonight.


Many of the party guests will offer us a drink, but we can only take one tonight. I'll show you the rest before you make your choice.
: (Toast) | (Maybe Later)
: Maybe later. Gotta see who else is here!


: Congratulations on the new job.
: Thanks, it's been a long time coming.
: Well earned, though! What do you say to toasting? I've got this gin I wanted to polish off.
: Takin' it easy tonight, only one drink. Gin does sound like a good choice though.
: (Toast) | (Maybe Later)
: Maybe later. Gotta see who else is here!


: I heard about the new job!
: Well, there's still a lot to do.
: Nonsense, let's toast to your success! Can I interest you in some white wine?
: I'll only be having one drink tonight. White wine does sound lovely though.
: (Toast) | (Maybe Later)
: Maybe later. Gotta see who else is here!


: Hmmm, nice kitty.


: Other than the new job, you get anything else? Anything from the wife?
: Do lectures count?
: Don't bother with that, live it up! I've got this bottle of bourbon we could toast!
: I'm only allowed one drink tonight. Perhaps bourbon could be it?
: (Toast) | (Maybe Later)
: Maybe later. Gotta see who else is here!


: That food from earlier, where did you get it?!
: You'd have to ask Belinda, I've got no idea.
: You're really lucky to have her! We should toast, celebrate the night! I've bought a bottle of tequila!
: Trying to take it easy tonight with one drink. Tequila would be a good way to make it count.
: (Toast) | (Maybe Later)
: Maybe later. Gotta see who else is here!


: How old are you now anyway?
: I prefer not to check.
: Well then let's toast to ignorance! I've got a couple of beers if you're interested!
: Tonight I'll only be having one drink. Maybe keep it simple with a beer?
: (Toast) | (Maybe Later)
: Maybe later. Gotta see who else is here!


: Happy birthday, dude! Hope you don't mind, I brought you a gift!
: That's really kind of you.
: Absinthe, man. Good poo poo, imported from France!
: Well, I'm only having one tonight. I've never had real absinthe before though.
: (Toast) | (Maybe Later)
: Maybe later. Gotta see who else is here!


: The party's pretty packed!
: You don't say!
: Why don't we take a second and toast? I've got this bottle of whisky.
: I'm not drinking much tonight, only one. A good whisky would be nice though.
: (Toast) | (Maybe Later)
: Maybe later. Gotta see who else is here!


: Yeah, I am! Can I get you anything?
: Well, I was wondering if you had any unoccupied bedrooms around here.
: Uh, I don't think so, why? No, definitely not.
: Oh, nevermind!
: Darkeff's brought his van anyway!
: Great! Uh, have fun?
: Oh, I will!
Why even ask for a room if you were just going to...you know what nevermind.


: Help us settle a debate!


: Are you guys talking about that game thing again?
: All we want to know is if you'd ever play a game where you might not wind up being the hero.


Well, it sounds like we're playing that already!
: Yeah, Why Not? I'm up for a challenge!
: See, I told you people would love it!
: Oh, that's just one opinion! Plus, Larry doesn't count. No offense.
: None taken?
Anyway, goons, meet Justin and Jake, the Vagabond Dogs. These two self-inserted themselves into the game, and we'll be seeing a lot more of them in the future. But they have a few more things to say when we talk to the other one.
: Hey, Larry! I see you've got a cat runnin' around here like it owns the place. How come you told me I couldn't bring my dog?!
: Firstly, I have no idea whose cat that is. Secondly, the last time you brought your dogs around they cornered me and wouldn't stop barking until you fed them those donuts!
: Don't worry dude, they used to hate me too.
: That's because they don't like assholes, Justin. Larry, I think they can smell your fear. Next time, I'll let you feed them the donut!


: Great apartment!
: Ah, the wife picked it out.
: She doing well? We should toast to her health! I've brought this rum for you!
: I'm cutting it down to one drink tonight. But, rum does do wonderful things to me.
: (Toast) | (Maybe Later)
: Maybe later. Gotta see who else is here!


: What's happening?
: It's all good. Just enjoying the party.
: Right on, let's celebrate! I've got some vodka we can toast!
: One drink maximum tonight. Vodka would be a good choice though.
: (Toast) | (Maybe Later)
: Maybe later. Gotta see who else is here!


: It's been too long since we've caught up!
: Hopefully the next time it won't be so long!
: Well, while I've got your attention. I've got this bottle of scotch, wanna help?
: Trying to keep it slow tonight, one drink only. Scotch would hit the spot though!
: (Toast) | (Maybe Later)
: Maybe later. Gotta see who else is here!


: Happy birthday, man!
: Thank you, is your night alright?
: Yeah, great party. Just sipping on this bottle of brandy. Did you want some?
: I promised myself I'd only have one tonight. Brandy's a pretty solid choice though.
: (Toast) | (Maybe Later)
: Maybe later. Gotta see who else is here!
And that's everybody. There's just one quick thing first...


There's more people outside, but we can't meet them until we make a choice first.

So tell me, What shall Larry drink tonight?


: Did I tell you about this red wine I found?
: I've got this gin I wanted to polish off.
: Can I interest you in some white wine?
: I've got this bottle of bourbon we could toast!
: I've bought a bottle of tequila!
: I've got a couple of beers if you're interested!
: Absinthe, man. Good poo poo, imported from France!
: I've got this bottle of whisky.
: I've brought this rum for you!
: I've got some vodka we can toast!
: I've got this bottle of scotch, wanna help?
: Just sipping on this bottle of brandy. Did you want some?

Stupid game. No hard cider? Really?

Krysmphoenix fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Aug 24, 2014

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Make the birthday special, make it absinthe.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Nothing bad ever came from drinking tequila.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Whiskey's always a good choice.

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

Good things happen to us when we have rum.

This game is already going places I didn't think it would.

DirtyPatty
May 30, 2011
Scotch

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I picked rum on my play-through, let's go for some scotch!

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)
Scotch is some good stuff.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
I'm gonna go with Scotch

Krysmphoenix
Jul 29, 2010

Speedball posted:

This game is already going places I didn't think it would.

This game's only just starting to settle into it's plot, but that's something this game does very well. Not telling you where you're going.

I'll probably tally up votes sometime tomorrow since next update's going to be short regardless of our choice. Scotch is winning with 50% of the vote so far but I'm too tired to record so voting can continue if you want to get drunk on something else.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Have we seen anything of the vagabond? He's completely masked himself, hasn't he?

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
bourbon, drat it

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my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Vodka. :colbert:

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