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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
something must be done about the epidemic of dudes claiming to have and boasting about having 12"+ dicks

there is no point in having a penis that long! most of it would be wasted.

it is girth you need to be proud of. a 12" dick only an inch wide might as well be useless.

now a 6" dick with a 2.5+" girth, there is something to be proud of :cool:

this word must be spread, the wanton ignorance among the male population in re: cock length w regards to length must be corrected. priorities must be set!!!


havin a thick dick = sexcessful

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bunky
Aug 29, 2004

be proud of your tuna can dong. its really great i promise

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
my friend has a really long dick but his gf said she likes my dick more because it is thicker (we hooked up before they were together)

hth

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
my dick got mtv, yo dick looks like stung wit bees

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
gently caress yeah dicks :woop:

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
my dick is in 3d, yo dick is stuck in sd

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
sex tip: if you swim a lot (all strokes but especially butterfly) you will gently caress better, but please, have a good dick

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
my dick looks like its wearing fleece, yo dick looks like its got rabies

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

men don't compete on dick widths because they aren't comparable or estimable at a glance without some string or a something

also you gotta say diameter or circumference because that poo poo is non-obvious

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
Neither is optional so how is one more important

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
i ahve an 8" cock and its thick so get owned nerd

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

My dilz is only about 1 cm long but it's really thick so it sort of looks like a fleshy vinyl record.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
seriously though turtle dicks are loving craziest animal dicks ive ever seen. its huge compared to the turtle and at the end is this giant dick flower lol

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

turdriver posted:

i ahve an 8" cock and its thick so get owned nerd

u obvs did not read my original post idiot

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW

Zippy the Bummer posted:

u obvs did not read my original post idiot
ima skimmer not reader

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
best penis dimensions, imo, are a cock of 6.4 inches in length, and 2.8 inches in width


stretch power

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
i got a blue ribbon penis

Modus Operandi
Oct 5, 2010
peen size don't matter if all the hoes be ugly.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
what about when it corkscrew's like a pig's tail? does that count for length or girth? asking for a really awesome and totally manly friend

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

my friend has a really long dick but his gf said she likes my dick more because it is thicker (we hooked up before they were together)

hth

your friends gf is a slut

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
ever get the feelin you only like girls cause you're supposed to

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

turdriver posted:

i ahve an 8" cock and its thick so get owned nerd

post it

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



no no no no
neither is important
what is important is penis smell
mine smells really strong

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Dick so thick, hemorrhoid surgeons sending me Christmas cards.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Better then the cut/uncut debate

No wait, its just as bad

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

man this thread is a real eye opener, until now I've always been proud of my knitting needle penis

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I just have a ton of testicles on my crotch

i dont think there is anymore penis

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
if girth is so great does that mean the ideal penis looks like a smoke detector?

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

technically having an average sized dick is best because most women have average sized vaginas

it's kinda obvious when you think about it!

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
why is it always the guys fault for having small dicks and not the girls for having cavernous vaginas? it's misandry imo

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

if girth is so great does that mean the ideal penis looks like a smoke detector?

like a pizza, monochrome in fleshtone

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
my dick is small and skinny

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

LordArgh posted:

why is it always the guys fault for having small dicks and not the girls for having cavernous vaginas? it's misandry imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA
all the ladies equally appreciate my 4 inch beer can cock

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Dexters Secret posted:

technically having an average sized dick is best because most women have average sized vaginas

it's kinda obvious when you think about it!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
How I measure girth OP?

I've been told I have a thick dick so would like to check

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Where are the pictures, v. nonplussed

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
I too have been told the massive warthog in my pants is extremely thick and pleasurable, how would I be able to measure this. Thank you kindly.

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
I was told this when and after I was loving a woman if you could not tell.

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
lol

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