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i get dudes to pull out their dicks in front of me, and then i suck them so i can measure their length and girth and then laugh in my head if they are thinner or skinnier dicked than i am. Then I suck the cum out of them, laugh and call them a human being
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lol good poo poo dude 5
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Aug 24, 2014 13:52
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Moola posted:lol good poo poo dude 5 Your insecurity is like your pencil thin penis; disgusting weird and sad
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Aug 24, 2014 13:54
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Moola waves his dick around and it looks like he's doing the pencil trick
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Aug 24, 2014 13:55
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lol again nother 5 for u goon sir lmbo
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Aug 24, 2014 13:56
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Meg From Family Guy posted:Moola waves his dick around and it looks like he's doing the pencil trick Moola posted:lol again You two need to gently caress and get over it.
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Aug 24, 2014 13:58
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skeleton on skeleton violence ITT makes me sad, s'not right m8
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Aug 24, 2014 13:58
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Ivor Biggun posted:You two need to gently caress and get over it. I'm gay
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Aug 24, 2014 13:58
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Skeleton Brothers
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Aug 24, 2014 13:59
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*detaches femur from socket and attaches to pelvis* u wanna make fuk with me??????
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Aug 24, 2014 14:02
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LordArgh posted:why is it always the guys fault for having small dicks and not the girls for having cavernous vaginas? it's misandry imo  Zippy the Bummer posted:something must be done about the epidemic of dudes claiming to have and boasting about having 12"+ dicks you can get a dick right up to your diaphragm through your b-hole, Zippy the Bummer
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Aug 24, 2014 14:22
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i've got really great girth, thanks
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Aug 24, 2014 14:50
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i have HPV
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Aug 24, 2014 14:51
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If a woman isn't crying "ow my cervix" during sex then she has a huge vagina or like to gently caress black dudes.
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Aug 24, 2014 14:57
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Let us form The Brotherhood Of The Stuck-At-Home Chodes.
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Aug 24, 2014 15:37
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im gay
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Aug 24, 2014 15:46
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no one really cares how big your penis is besides you
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Aug 24, 2014 15:47
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skeleton flame war itt its spooky af
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Aug 24, 2014 15:47
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my dick is great! great as in gigantic and many conquests
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Aug 24, 2014 15:56
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yeah i jelq, what of it?
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Aug 24, 2014 16:02
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butplug accident posted:yeah i jelq, what of it? Post your routine
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Aug 24, 2014 16:45
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Zippy the Bummer posted:
2.5" circumference is nothing to be proud of bro
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Aug 24, 2014 16:47
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9 inch dong fat dong here life is grand
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Aug 24, 2014 16:54
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This thread confuses me. Is the OP a penis-haver, a penis-enjoyer or both? Not sure those who simply have penises yet do not enjoy other penises get to vote about what kind of penis is best. EDIT: Also confused about whether the OP is giving measurements for circumference or diameter.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:21
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The ideal dick is about a centimeter long and a whisper thick. Measure your dick against this standard.
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Aug 24, 2014 22:03
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i got 2 dicks one for fuckin' one for fightin'
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Aug 24, 2014 22:07
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A centimetre long? I thought the average was 5mm. This is very unsettling.
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Aug 24, 2014 22:07
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ive been chasing thick dicks all my life and now i can't sit on a bar stool w/o sliding down
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Aug 24, 2014 22:11
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if your ho cares about size then she's a ratchet ho.
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Aug 24, 2014 22:16
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If you can't measure your dick in football fields then your dick too small.
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Aug 24, 2014 22:17
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Awesome to hear that the ladies love girth. I've got plenty of that. heh heh
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Aug 24, 2014 22:22
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lol if your dick's not big enough for me to ride to work
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Aug 24, 2014 22:23
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Trixie Hardcore posted:If you can't measure your dick in football fields then your dick too small. my dick's been measured on football fields many times, usually by quarterbacks but sometimes linebackers too
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Aug 24, 2014 22:36
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yoyodyne posted:Awesome to hear that the ladies love girth. I've got plenty of that. heh heh From reading the rest of the thread, it sounds like it's the girth of the penis that is important. This is very unsettling.
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Aug 24, 2014 22:46
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post yer dick and to prove it's yer dick, write tane on it
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Aug 24, 2014 22:49
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in happy to hear girth is important as my dick is much girthier than long like a big ol cheese wheel in my pantaloons
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Aug 24, 2014 22:50
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Girlfriend Telling You To Stop After 15 Minutes Because It's Starting To Hurt And Then Spend The Rest Of The Time Doing Non Penetrative Stuff While Slightly Disappointed Club ITT.
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length is still important https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E
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