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who was the best whale
original shamu
tilikum
moby dick
humphrey
keiko
noah and the
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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
the original shamu


tilikum


moby dick


humphrey


keiko (free willy)


noah and the

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TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




why do some orcas get a wilty rear end dorsal fin

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

cocaine dad show posted:

why do some orcas get a wilty rear end dorsal fin

It's a thing that only happens in captivity, they just tend to go flaccid.

doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

cocaine dad show posted:

why do some orcas get a wilty rear end dorsal fin

because they're in captivity

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cocaine dad show posted:

why do some orcas get a wilty rear end dorsal fin

fail whales

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




Gypsum Fantastic posted:

It's a thing that only happens in captivity, they just tend to go flaccid.


doctor 7 posted:

because they're in captivity



thats pretty sad

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




anyway moby dick was the best whale

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

cocaine dad show posted:

thats pretty sad

It's cool they get their own back by eating up their trainers.

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




Gypsum Fantastic posted:

It's cool they get their own back by eating up their trainers.

im glad of this

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

cocaine dad show posted:

im glad of this

you should have voted tilikum then, he's eaten like 3 or 4 trainers already

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

slam whale holy grail

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

has somebody said "your mom" yet ?

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


chaosbreather posted:

slam whale holy grail

best whale

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Fagmaster posted:

has somebody said "your mom" yet ?

came to post this n1 dude

Julien Sorel
Jan 27, 2006

Voted Worst Marksman of 1830
this one

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
You're all wrong.

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013



that's a cool chill whale

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
orcas are not even whales

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


Ahundredbux posted:

orcas are not even whales

If there whale enough for Melville their whale enough for me

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

big pack of faggots

Julien Sorel
Jan 27, 2006

Voted Worst Marksman of 1830

General Bort posted:

that's a cool chill whale

then you'll like this one too

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
moby dick was full of hatred and that's why i respect him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Julien Sorel
Jan 27, 2006

Voted Worst Marksman of 1830

SniperWoreConverse posted:

moby dick was full of hatred and that's why i respect him

he wasn't though, he just wanted to be left the hell alone. even gave the crew some warning slaps then tried to leave but they (well, ahab specifically) persisted and that's when he was all "gently caress this" and rammed the pequod to kingdom come

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Oncogene posted:

then you'll like this one too



Is this real?

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014
moby dick isn't real unfortunately so i'll have to say tilikum

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

tilikum killed 3 people and had that poo poo too

from tragedy to triumph

Julien Sorel
Jan 27, 2006

Voted Worst Marksman of 1830

Moola posted:

Is this real?

as far as I know, yeah

Here's a story for the first one: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2296846/Say-cheese-Happy-swimmer-cracks-killer-smile-whale-time-catching-lunch-wild.html

and the second: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/7941031/Divers-capture-smiling-pilot-whale-on-camera.html

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
Helloooo

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

cheers you just brightened up my day

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

That's a shark. Get out of the whale thread, shark.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
He's a whale shark don't be racist plz

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

where is goku

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

you should have voted tilikum then, he's eaten like 3 or 4 trainers already

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
The Story of Noah & the Whale

Just before the flood, and Noah had put all the animals on the Ark, he was closing up the Ark when he heard a strange voice

"Excuse me Noah ... is there any room on your little boat for me and my Mrs?"

Noah turned to see a 52ft long blue whale at the shore.

"What? This Ark is for land animals only! Go away, you're a loving whale ffs!"

And the whale swam off despondently.

Then, quite a few generations later, this guy called Jonah ........

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
hmm thought this would be a majin bu thread also no goku.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The Big Whale

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

you should have voted tilikum then, he's eaten like 3 or 4 trainers already

dang

quote:

On February 20, 1991, Keltie Byrne, a 20-year-old marine biology student and competitive swimmer, slipped into the pool containing Tilikum, Haidi II and Nootka IV while working as a part-time Sealand trainer. The three orcas submerged her, dragging her around the pool and preventing her from surfacing.[5] At one point she reached the side and tried to climb out but, as horrified visitors watched from the sidelines, the orcas pulled her screaming back into the pool. Other trainers responded to her screams, throwing her a life-ring, but the orcas kept her away from it. She surfaced three times screaming before drowning, and it was several hours before her body could be recovered from the pool.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
Free Willy should have been about Tilikum escaping its concentration camp

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Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
Tilikum is a violent murderer and the ocean is safer with him behind bars

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