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tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
The Pirates have a 1-run lead, and it might as well be 30 runs.

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Yowza Adams

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

I've seen him fall over too many times lately. When do I get to see Xavier Scruggs up? His name is amazing.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
So I guess the O's offense is back.

e: :lol: Another dinger.

e: :laffo: And ANOTHER dinger.

BACK TO BACK TO BACK AFTER BACK TO BACK HOMERS

goobernoodles fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Aug 26, 2014

riht
Dec 13, 2004

i knew u were trouble when u tossed int
Where was this offense in that last series? :(

TenaciousJ
Dec 31, 2008

Clown move bro
Rendon with the most casual looking home run

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

goobernoodles posted:

So I guess the O's offense is back.

e: :lol: Another dinger.

e: :laffo: And ANOTHER dinger.

BACK TO BACK TO BACK AFTER BACK TO BACK HOMERS

Orioles today:

Molten Boron
Nov 1, 2010

Fucking boars, hunting whores.
For those not following along: the Os just scored more this inning than they did all weekend against the Cubs.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

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Fun Shoe

Molten Boron posted:

For those not following along: the Os just scored more this inning than they did all weekend against the Cubs.

That's... that's just... I don't know if...

Wow. How wonderful and awful for the O's.

Molten Boron
Nov 1, 2010

Fucking boars, hunting whores.
1. Adam Jones :eyepop:

2. Brandon Guyer looks like a 10-year-old with a fake beard standing on another 10-year-old's shoulders.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
jon jay loving owns.

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
Love these Jon Jay hot streaks

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
matt holliday loving owns.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

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Fun Shoe
One moment, the backup catcher narrowly escapes a TOOTBLAN.

The next, it's 3-1, good guys.

I love this game of bases and balls.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
jon jay second half .380/.480/.500

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Reddick homer

:sax:

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

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AM I??




Fun Shoe

Somebody should... chronicle... this guy's exploits.

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
Jhonny done got robbed

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

tarlibone posted:

Somebody should... chronicle... this guy's exploits.

That's Riddick I'm afraid.

TenaciousJ
Dec 31, 2008

Clown move bro
Lots of bullshit calls on pitches in Philadelphia against the Nats.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

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Fun Shoe

TenaciousJ posted:

Lots of bullshit calls on pitches in Philadelphia against the Nats.

Is the bullshit flying in only one direction, or are both teams being equally fertilized?


Edit: looks like the Cardinals are taking on the porn industry tonight. Four DP's already!

tarlibone fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Aug 26, 2014

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
In an online world filled with irony, sarcasm, and trolling, tarlibone sure brings a nice breath of fresh air.

TenaciousJ
Dec 31, 2008

Clown move bro

tarlibone posted:

Is the bullshit flying in only one direction, or are both teams being equally fertilized?

Phillies pitchers have about a ball's width wider strike zone.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

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Fun Shoe
uh-oh, Robinson doesn't look so good after that CS.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

go Blue Jays, hell yeah

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Pirates you better come back from this and get a walkoff or I will be really disappointed.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

achillesforever6 posted:

Pirates you better come back from this and get a walkoff or I will be really disappointed.

a WALK off, you say?

Rosenthal is here to make your wildest dreams come true.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

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Fun Shoe
That's weird.

Usually, Rosenthal takes the time to load up a couple of bases before he gives up his first ER.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

tarlibone posted:

That's weird.

Usually, Rosenthal takes the time to load up a couple of bases before he gives up his first ER.
Yeah but the Pirates usually only hit solo shots so you shouldn't worry

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
A homer and a walk but it was still one of Rosie's best appearances over the last few months.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

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Fun Shoe
Nevermind. MLB Gameday tricked me.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Huh. That was not the rosenthal I expected. Even the walk was reasonable looking.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

tarlibone posted:

Is anyone else amazed that Rosenthal's coming out of this game?

But the game is over?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


away crowds cheering for jeter are a bunch of candy rear end jabronis, imo

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

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FairGame posted:

Huh. That was not the rosenthal I expected. Even the walk was reasonable looking.

I heard them (one of the announcers) say the other night that he's much better on the road.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

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Fun Shoe

FairGame posted:

But the game is over?

My MLB Gameday thingamajig was lagging severely. I was responding to the sudden alert that the Cardinals were changing pitchers.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

tarlibone posted:

I heard them (one of the announcers) say the other night that he's much better on the road.

That's true insofar as his numbers this year, but I can't see any reason why that'd be the case. In other words I don't think it's particularly predictive of anything. Just a weird quirk of numbers,

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
It would be very Mariners to lose to the Rangers tonight

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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R.D. Mangles posted:

away crowds cheering for jeter are a bunch of candy rear end jabronis, imo

Is it okay to cheer for the fact that his name won't be announced on a lineup ever again (sans the celebrity all star game which he will opt out of)?

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
And now we ask ourselves, can the Giants win three games in a row behind Jake Peavy?

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