Fedoras are stupid. Listen up.

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psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Stop wearing stupid hats.

I hate when people wear ironic trucker hats. Its not cool and its tacky.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trucker_hat

Fedoras are dumb too.

Which hat do you hate?! :dance:

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Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

A hat serves only two purposes, keeping the sun out of your eyes and keeping you head warm. Wearing a hat for any other reason is stupid as gently caress.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:55

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

im not going to listen to fashion advice from goons no matter how reasonable it sounds. that is the fool's path. gently caress off.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:55

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Yaldabaoth posted:

A hat serves only two purposes, keeping the sun out of your eyes and keeping you head warm. Wearing a hat for any other reason is stupid as gently caress.

Beep boop. Must consume soylent cum slurry for nutrients and calories to power my app development. Beep boop.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:57

Smokey: Feb 8, 2008

wow what a controversial opinion, op

# ? Aug 24, 2014 20:58

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

I hate fedoras almost as much as misogynists and the republican party.

e; Redundant.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:00

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Hobohemian posted:

Beep boop. Must consume soylent cum slurry for nutrients and calories to power my app development. Beep boop.

Whats the deal with that Soylent stuff?

It seems expensive for just some protein powder.

Plus I dont think people would taste like Vanilla or Chocolate.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:00

enzeen: Sep 23, 2010

Hobohemian posted:

Beep boop. Must consume soylent cum slurry for nutrients and calories to power my crap development. Beep boop.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:00

Modus Operandi: Oct 5, 2010

fedoras are p. cool when the forum goes against them cuz i'm counterculture.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:01

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

http://www.soylent.me/

That stuff is weird. I like fresh veggies and nice braised meat too much.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:01

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Yaldabaoth posted:

A hat serves only two purposes, keeping the sun out of your eyes and keeping you head warm. Wearing a hat for any other reason is stupid as gently caress.

keeping the top of a balding head from getting sunburnt is the most often reason i thought

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:02

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

i hayte ASSHATs !!!!!!!!

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:03

the Gaffe: Jul 4, 2011; you gotta believe dawg

ilikedirt posted:

i hayte ASSHATs !!!!!!!!

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:04

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

ilikedirt posted:

i hayte ASSHATs !!!!!!!!

Dont hate yourself. You suck, but...

You can get better. :3:

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:06

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Hobohemian posted:

Beep boop. Must consume soylent cum slurry for nutrients and calories to power my app development. Beep boop.

Sometimes it's better to accept you have no personality instead of using clothing to compensate

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:10

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Nobody wears fedoras in public, so who cares?

Stex T fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Aug 24, 2014

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:14

Modus Operandi: Oct 5, 2010

Stex T posted:

Nobody wears fedora's in public, so who cares?

gently caress u, goons do.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:15

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Stex T posted:

Nobody wears fedora's in public, so who cares?

I saw a super skinny weird looking white dude with one at the grocery store yesterday.

I live in a city.

I dont know if it was a trilby, a fedora, or a whatever the gently caress.

But, it was scary.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:17

Mom with a blog: Jul 15, 2009; Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

what's the name of those stupid winter hats with the poof ball and the tassels

remove the tassels and they're good hats

edit: she look-a like a man

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:18

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

top hats, op.

also those beanies that are half pulled off someones head like some dumb rear end in a top hat would wear.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:18

Ransom: Jan 8, 2001; JOLLY RAPIST

*sheaths katana*

*tips fedora*

"M'lady."

*takes bite of giant sandwich*

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:22

Randarkman: Jul 18, 2011

Linux Pirate posted:

top hats, op.

also those beanies that are half pulled off someones head like some dumb rear end in a top hat would wear.

my dad wears a hat like that sometimes during the winter, we all tell him that he looks like an rear end in a top hat and a burglar

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:23

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Linux Pirate posted:

top hats, op.

also those beanies that are half pulled off someones head like some dumb rear end in a top hat would wear.

Thats how I wear my beanie. F' you.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:24

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats how I wear my beanie. F' you.

i thought you were anti-hat?

whats your game here op?

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:26

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Linux Pirate posted:

i thought you were anti-hat?

whats your game here op?

I said stupid hats.

Not hats that cover up my head when im having a bad hair day. :colbert:

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:29

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

i wore a hat once that didn't involve warmth or keeping the sun out of your eyes but it was a tyrolean at oktoberfest

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:34

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

i also decapitated one of those giant stuffed bears you get at a carnival and used its head in a hat for a silly hat party

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:35

Presto: Nov 22, 2002; Keep calm and Harry on.

Still waiting for stovepipe hats to come back in style.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:42

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

extremely lonely transsexual ex-soldier who is also insane: fedoras are bad

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:43

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

this is sooooo 2012

everyone knows the hats of class today are sailor hats

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:45

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

I don't wear hats cuz I have a full head of hair.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:48

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

i wear fitteds all da time miostly throwbacks too

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:48

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Goons dispensing invaluable fashion advice ITT.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:53

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

ilikedirt posted:

i wear fitteds all da time miostly throwbacks too

i use a laser level to measure my brims. anything less that 7 nines of straightness and that poo poo goes in the trash can

the brim sticker is so shiny you can see the brim sticker in your eyes reflection off the brim sticker

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:53

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

i classify the fedora as a weapon of mass social destruction

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:55

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

you irl posted:

i use a laser level to measure my brims. anything less that 7 nines of straightness and that poo poo goes in the trash can

the brim sticker is so shiny you can see the brim sticker in your eyes reflection off the brim sticker

if u see another dude in FL w/the same fashion sense u kno u found me

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:56

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

I've changed my mind since the last thread; fedoras are cool and I'm posting while wearing one.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 21:59

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

I said stupid hats.

Not hats that cover up my head when im having a bad hair day.

you should just accept the bad hair instead of wearing half off rear end in a top hat beanie because the bad hair is an understandable human experience but the other one is just dumb, like you, dumb-dumb. :smugbert:

# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:00

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

What is the goon consensus on cloche hats? Hot or not?

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 10:38

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

goons need to wear stetsons. that should be SA's own impracticable fashion trend.

# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:08

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