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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SunAndSpring posted:

Anyone know why fedoras became the hot fashion trend amongst people on the autistic spectrum? I figure they would've liked wearing capes made of towels or bath robes in public more.

The gay agendas and Rhiana.

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SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

ilikedirt posted:

indiana jones and humphrey bogart seem to come up the most

I thought they didn't like those movies on account of them having real people in them and not talking cartoon ponies or some poo poo? It had to have started because of a video game or some poo poo.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
What's the deal with those visors that consist of just a band and a translucent piece of plastic that sticks out of your forehead?

They barely provide any sun protection, they don't keep you warm and gently caress, they don't even keep the sun out of your eyes.

Visors are pretty dumb, really.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SunAndSpring posted:

I thought they didn't like those movies on account of them having real people in them and not talking cartoon ponies or some poo poo? It had to have started because of a video game or some poo poo.

Rhiana.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvBfHwUxHIk

Chris Rock beat her up because he doesnt like hats either.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i guess i dont really care what hats people wear

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Parallax Scroll posted:

i guess i dont really care what hats people wear

You're more of a MASK critic, right?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Angelwolf posted:

You're more of a MASK critic, right?

SCHHHHHHHHH-MOKIN!

The hat he wears in that movie would be a nice sun hat. :3:

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

JebanyPedal posted:

Looks like a urinal on someone's head.

It's this kind of bonnet bias I have to face everyday. I'm so sick of people trying to pee on my face and calling me Queen Dictoria. Just because some whiny Internet Quakers have given poke bonnets a bad reputation doesn't mean they aren't a relevant fashion choice.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
thoughts on these frames, fashionistas of gbs

http://www.zennioptical.com/210416-memory-titanium-half-rim-frame
http://www.zennioptical.com/463611-metal-alloy-stainless-steel-half-rim-frame

?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

u should get those glasses that morpheus wears that u pinch to ur nose those were FRESH

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



ilikedirt posted:

u should get those glasses that morpheus wears that u pinch to ur nose those were FRESH

I have those they own

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
I hate your hat OP. I mine, you're ok, but your hat is pretty dumb

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

i own a bowler. i do not wear this bowler.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Saalkin posted:

i own a bowler. i do not wear this bowler.

Hats like that are only acceptable for Halloween and fancy dressup parties.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Ransom posted:

*sheaths katana*

*tips fedora*

"M'lady."

*takes bite of giant sandwich*

:shlick:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm incapable of hate

I can only love

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
sometimes i wear a sunhat with a sundress if I'm out in the sun

Or carry a parasol like an old Japanese lady

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

I don't know your eye color or face shape but those are boring frames and will be completely lost on your face under a fedora.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0l8fnCkJDU

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

If you have dark hair and a pale complexion then go for the blue.

The other ones look weird and silly.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ImoEfsoF1E

naem
May 29, 2011

whoflungpoop posted:

sometimes i wear a sunhat with a sundress if I'm out in the sun

Or carry a parasol like an old Japanese lady

I just carry around an old Japanese lady.

Hey I've been thinking about making a pair of ray bans into prescription glasses I saw I guy wearing them looked ok

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!

ilikedirt posted:

whenev i see a nigga in a fedora i just flip that poo poo off his head then when he steps to me im like hey bogie shouldnt u be in morocco then i smack em on the back of the head and give them a KILLER wedgie

*spins fedora*

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Mmmmmm... Thats delicious!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax












Yes they are.

naem
May 29, 2011

All I know is my ears didn't bacon and she allowed me to orally stimulate her for a couple hours ok

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

butplug accident posted:

extremely lonely transsexual ex-soldier who is also insane: fedoras are bad

Lol

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Protips for looking good in a fedora: be in shape, attractive & travel back in time to an era where people wore hats.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger
Neon dyed hair is a girl fedora.

Ruddha
Jan 21, 2006

when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky
Everything is the Fedora of The World

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
you can only get away with wearing a fedora if you just smoked 3 packs of cigs stayed up 2 days in a row min and are running around with a single action .38 in the 1930's.

owl milk
Jun 28, 2011
hats will come back in style in the future but what kind of hat??? i can see the fez without tassel being popular and the word hipster will be replaced by conehead

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Neon dyed hair is a girl fedora.

but unlike a fedora man, they still get laid. MATRIARCHY :argh:

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Xaris posted:

but unlike a fedora man, they still get laid. MATRIARCHY :argh:

not only that, they get to cuck bitchmade nerds to promote their lovely indie video games

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

If you live in southern California and you're not a day laborer you're human trash.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

when i was in school caps were stupid if the brim wasnt bent but now its like cool to keep it flat, whats going on???????

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i spent a long time getting the brim on my ren and stimpy cap bent just right

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

lonesomedwarf posted:

when i was in school caps were stupid if the brim wasnt bent but now its like cool to keep it flat, whats going on???????

So... Youre a hillbilly?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i haven't worn a hat in like 15 years though

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

So... Youre a hillbilly?

you could probably say that about all australianas

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