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he suicided and left 6 lbs of ground beef from costco in the freezer, but he didnt portion it before freezing so now its a giant block of meat that is too hard to separate. i don't want to thaw the whole thing at once so how can i break it up into manageable pieces?
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Aug 24, 2014 21:21
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its prolly haunted op. dont eat haunted beef
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Aug 24, 2014 21:22
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suicide
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Aug 24, 2014 21:23
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do u mean beef or "beef" 
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Aug 24, 2014 21:23
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pretty sure he was gonna eat that but now he's dead so you should eat it instead. maybe pour a lil bit of a 40 ounce over it to season it with remembrance of your dead roomie
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Aug 24, 2014 21:23
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firstly, how did he suicide himself goon sire. SEcondly, how do you plan to prepare the beef and what grade is it? thirdly, which cuisine do you intend to utilize for the ground beef.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:23
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cook and eat your dead roommate
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Aug 24, 2014 21:23
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well its ok to eat unless ur roommate somehow killed himself using this 6 pound block of beef then dont eat it
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Aug 24, 2014 21:24
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Beef Cuck Your Dead Roommate
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Aug 24, 2014 21:24
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make a homunculus out of the ground beef and a lock of your roommates hair
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Aug 24, 2014 21:25
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chisel and hammer, OP
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Aug 24, 2014 21:26
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:well its ok to eat unless ur roommate somehow killed himself using this 6 pound block of beef then dont eat it if the beef is frozen you can probably wrap a chain around it and use it as a flail.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:26
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Modus Operandi posted:firstly, how did he suicide himself goon sire. SEcondly, how do you plan to prepare the beef and what grade is it? thirdly, which cuisine do you intend to utilize for the ground beef. he drank kamchatka (lol) and ate a bunch of antidepressants and then cut his wrists and sat in the bathtub. also at some point after cutting his wrists but before he died he walked to the kitchen and poured himself a glass of water from the brita pitcher. i don't know what grade meat it is but it's 88% lean, 12% fat. i'll probably use it to make tacos and hamburgers mostly.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:26
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Shape the beef into a replacement body so the police think it's your roommate and then eat the body instead.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:27
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:pretty sure he was gonna eat that i am going to eat it if i can break it into like 1 lb pieces. im not gonna pour malt liquor on it ill probably just put like some chili powder on it.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:27
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Just get a tiger saw and chop it up.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJKAQggSs9Q
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Aug 24, 2014 21:28
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what was his fav ground beef dish?
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Aug 24, 2014 21:28
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logical phalluses posted:he drank kamchatka (lol) and ate a bunch of antidepressants and then cut his wrists and sat in the bathtub. also at some point after cutting his wrists but before he died he walked to the kitchen and poured himself a glass of water from the brita pitcher. i don't know what grade meat it is but it's 88% lean, 12% fat. i'll probably use it to make tacos and hamburgers mostly. he probably killed himself because he had 6 pounds of 88/12 and not 85/15 stay away from this suicide beef op
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Aug 24, 2014 21:28
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Were you on good terms with your roommate? This could be a poison beef long con if not.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:29
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logical phalluses posted:he drank kamchatka (lol) and ate a bunch of antidepressants and then cut his wrists and sat in the bathtub. quote:also at some point after cutting his wrists but before he died he walked to the kitchen and poured himself a glass of water from the brita pitcher. quote:i don't know what grade meat it is but it's 88% lean, 12% fat. i'll probably use it to make tacos and hamburgers mostly.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:29
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Dunno OP I have a feeling something spooky might happen if you eat the beef 
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Aug 24, 2014 21:30
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suislide
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Aug 24, 2014 21:30
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Business Gorillas posted:he probably killed himself because he had 6 pounds of 88/12 and not 85/15 yeah honestly i usually buy 85/15 or even 80/20 for burgs but im not going to turn down 6 pounds of free meat.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:31
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There is the possibility the beef is cursed but if you liberally salt it with salt of the gypsy, dance the voodoo jig of the negro, and sprinkle herbs of the irishman on it it might negate the cursed effects.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:32
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You seem to be taking this very well
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Aug 24, 2014 21:32
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Kazak_Hstan posted:Were you on good terms with your roommate? This could be a poison beef long con if not. not really he was actually a pretty awful person to spend much time around because he had BPD. mostly he had been staying in his room playing the same song on repeat for multiple hours and pretending he wasnt in there if you tried to talk to him or text him.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:32
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logical phalluses posted:yeah honestly i usually buy 85/15 or even 80/20 for burgs but im not going to turn down 6 pounds of free meat. tbh keep 3 pounds of it and turn the other 3 pounds into chili to bring to the wake. that way you please the spirits
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Aug 24, 2014 21:32
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Table saw should do the trick
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Aug 24, 2014 21:33
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make a bigass meatloaf and throw a wake to appease the suicide beef gods
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Aug 24, 2014 21:34
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Modus Operandi posted:An act that was inconsiderate and may in fact almost be worthy of death in itself. i talked to a therapist and basically he said it was probably a way to make his suicide really over the top and theatrical by leaving a huge trail of blood in the kitchen for someone to walk into. i dont think he thought i was gonna be the one to find him though it was probably meant for his ex.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:34
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real talk get out a biggass serrated knife, like a one of the bread knives with 1/8in long teeth, and saw the thing into bricks oh or one of those oscillating electric turkey saws. Affe mk2 fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Aug 24, 2014 |
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Aug 24, 2014 21:35
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Have a big theme barbecue, OP. Call it his BBQulogy.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:35
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Affe mk2 posted:real talk get out a biggass serrated knife, like a one of the bread knives with 1/8in long teeth, and saw the thing into bricks this is good advice i tried with a smaller serrated knife and it didnt do much but if i can find a bigger one for cheap ill do this.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:37
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logical phalluses posted:i talked to a therapist and basically he said it was probably a way to make his suicide really over the top and theatrical by leaving a huge trail of blood in the kitchen for someone to walk into. i dont think he thought i was gonna be the one to find him though it was probably meant for his ex. Did you follow the blood trail perhaps it leads to a pot of gold?
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Aug 24, 2014 21:38
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logical phalluses posted:not really he was actually a pretty awful person to spend much time around because he had BPD. mostly he had been staying in his room playing the same song on repeat for multiple hours and pretending he wasnt in there if you tried to talk to him or text him. what was the song?
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Aug 24, 2014 21:39
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:what was the song? it was different songs but the most recent one was nightcall from the drive soundtrack
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Aug 24, 2014 21:40
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look at the bright side, at least he decided to bleed out in a tub instead of expressing his "inner rage" with a handgun or knife on you and several others while you were asleep.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:42
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for a second there i thought you meant man meat
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Aug 24, 2014 21:43
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Glasgow Kiss posted:for a second there i thought you meant man meat it is tastiest when it's slow bled
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Aug 24, 2014 21:44
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