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thaw it eat it in one sitting drink a bag of protein powder and lift something all day.
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logical phalluses posted:they took all his stuff. i think if they wanted the beef they would have taken it. then again i didnt tell them about it. maybe i should?
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Aug 25, 2014 02:45
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eat the haunted beef
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Aug 25, 2014 02:46
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Eat it raw with onions and salt while crying. Preparation: Just turn the ground beef chunk into a bowl type shape, insert all ingredients into depression. I hope this helps.
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Aug 25, 2014 08:16
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I had a roommate off himself, leaving behind some ground venison in the freezer. Best chili ever, I say go for it.
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Aug 25, 2014 08:19
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ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY DEGREES FAHRENHEIT HOW HARD IS THIS FUUUUCK
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drat, how do you react when you walk in on your roommate's suicide? Even roommates who aren't long term friends would still be jarring to find them with their wrists slit in the bathtub or hanging from their ceiling fan. That's heavy poo poo. One of my best friends OD'ed last February (alcohol and opiates after quitting the latter and losing his tolerance). His girlfriend found him dead on the floor and I still remember that phone call. This thread just bummed me the gently caress out. 
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Aug 25, 2014 08:52
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Figure out how much of his meat you can eat, of course. But, yeah, legit sorry you were the one who found him, OP.  Still, good to hear you've already got therapy lined up.
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Aug 25, 2014 09:19
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looks like there was a lot of beef between you two
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Aug 25, 2014 09:21
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Not worried about where the half of rent is gonna come from this month. Just want that beef.
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Aug 25, 2014 09:25
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attach meat to radio antennae during storm and bring back your roommate
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Aug 25, 2014 09:56
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Helpful hint: Take it to a local butcher to saw for you. Just ask! Even at the grocery store! Unhelpful hint: I like the homunculus idea.
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Aug 25, 2014 10:08
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you knoiw what would be cool is a 3d printer that prints cooked ground beef
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Aug 25, 2014 10:57
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gggiiimmmppp posted:you knoiw what would be cool is a 3d printer that prints cooked ground beef HAVE I GOT A PRODUCT FOR YOU MY FRIEND
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Aug 25, 2014 11:01
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serious post: im really sorry you had to go through this op. i can't imagine what you felt walking in and seeing all that meat frozen into an inedible block. it must be so tough, even a sharp knife won't cut through it.
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Aug 25, 2014 11:03
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Solid Poopsnake posted:Helpful hint: Take it to a local butcher to saw for you. Just ask! Even at the grocery store! be sure to tell the butcher its a dead retard's beef
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Aug 25, 2014 12:25
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put it in your attic. After a week and it's really honking call your landlord and tell him that there's something wrong and he needs to check it out. Once you've locked him up there go on vacation
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Aug 25, 2014 12:32
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Hey man sorry I'm so late to respond. I know I said I would be here sooner. Look, I said I'm sorry okay? Anyhow, my roommate dude did the EXACT SAME THING two years ago. Listen buddy, you need to move. Move right now. Forget about his meat. This is your only chance. Oh God it's probably too late. When Jumbo killed himself he left me a bunch of ground beef ok? Then while I was trying to decide what to do, it became Jumbo. Do you understand? The meat turned into my roommate! !! Get out before your roommate wakes up in his meat-droid and looks for his revenge. Please read this....Please don't let the meat down happen again. Pease....
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Aug 25, 2014 13:11
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I was hoping you were going to eat him. What you should do is thaw all the meat and get all the friends you guys shared over together and make a mega burger to celebrate his life.
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Aug 25, 2014 13:21
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Did he kill himself in his bedroom? If so you'll want to leave the beef in a pile on the floor of his room to appease his ghost.
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Aug 25, 2014 13:45
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You sound pretty poor OP.
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Aug 25, 2014 13:58
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What's the worst that could happen?
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Aug 25, 2014 14:28
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did anyone else think the thread was going to be about necrophilia besides me?
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TOILETLORD posted:did anyone else think the thread was going to be about necrophilia besides me? was my first thought after cannibalism.
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Aug 25, 2014 14:34
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I seriously hope this whole story is true and the guy is actually dead.
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Aug 25, 2014 14:35
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Demonachizer posted:You sound pretty poor OP. i am poor because i'm in grad school. my family has money, and i'm white and know math and computers, so i'll end up doing ok.
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Aug 25, 2014 14:36
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logical phalluses posted:i am poor because i'm in grad school. my family has money, and i'm white and know math and computers, so i'll end up doing ok. high five. Are you going into programming?
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Aug 25, 2014 14:37
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MEAT IS MURDER OP WHAT THE gently caress MAN
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:drat, how do you react when you walk in on your roommate's suicide? Even roommates who aren't long term friends would still be jarring to find them with their wrists slit in the bathtub or hanging from their ceiling fan. That's heavy poo poo. One of my best friends OD'ed last February (alcohol and opiates after quitting the latter and losing his tolerance). His girlfriend found him dead on the floor and I still remember that phone call. This thread just bummed me the gently caress out. walking in to find a literal trail of blood and following it until you reach a corpse in a bathtub full of blood: not as fun as they make it look in the movies. i don't take baths anymore.
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Aug 25, 2014 14:39
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did you have to clean up the mess or did his family do it
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Aug 25, 2014 14:40
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eat bef
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Aug 25, 2014 14:41
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ded posted:did you have to clean up the mess or did his family do it they paid for a cleanup company to do it. i stayed on a friend's couch bed until it was cleaned.
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Aug 25, 2014 14:42
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Depending on the area, you have to hire people that are licensed to work with biowaste to clean after a suicide. Surprised the family paid and not landlord because it is usually the property owner left holding the bag.
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Aug 25, 2014 14:43
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im not sure id be ok with taking showers in there any moreDemonachizer posted:Surprised the family paid and not landlord because it is usually the property owner left holding the beef.
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logical phalluses posted:they paid for a cleanup company to do it. i stayed on a friend's couch bed until it was cleaned. how'd he kill himself? gun?
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Aug 25, 2014 14:46
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he already told you, pills vodka and slit wrists
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Drunk & Ugly posted:he already told you, pills vodka and slit wrists thx the thread is pretty long
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fivethree posted:do u mean beef or "beef" We all know his mind's already made up about that!
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Aug 25, 2014 15:22
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scalded schlong posted:get a butcher to joint and bone it for you OP lol what is this 1950's new york
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have a taco party at his funeral aye yie yie
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