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That's expendable beef you have right there OP, Beef you wouldn't ordinarily have and you owe it to yourself and your dead roommate to do something unashamdly stupid with it. What I'm saying is make a 6lb Burg and eat that fucker in one sitting.
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Gaz2k21 posted:That's expendable beef you have right there OP, Beef you wouldn't ordinarily have and you owe it to yourself and your dead roommate to do something unashamdly stupid with it. honor his passing by putting your heart on the line defeating the vaunted Murder Burger(tm), the sensation of blood clotting in your veins is a sign that the ghost of your room mate has found peace and will not haunt the appartment.
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Aug 25, 2014 16:20
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So what did you do to his beef?
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Aug 28, 2014 15:40
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I'm going to make a ridiculous batch of chili this weekend. I'll post recipe and pics.
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Aug 28, 2014 15:53
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with or without beans
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Aug 28, 2014 16:04
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op totally beefed it wait did the internet ruin rocket power yet
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Aug 28, 2014 16:04
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ded posted:with or without beans no beans, duh.
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Aug 28, 2014 16:11
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logical phalluses posted:no beans, duh. don't forget to put some nice steak in there too
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Aug 28, 2014 16:12
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logical phalluses posted:no beans, duh. i suggest you join your roommate in the fiery bowels of heck
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Aug 28, 2014 16:14
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logical phalluses posted:no beans, duh. the gently caress is wrong with you
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Aug 28, 2014 16:35
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scalded schlong posted:the gently caress is wrong with you Don't. All the weirdos from the GWS are going to blow up.
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Aug 28, 2014 16:38
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just popping in to issue an edict of support for op and his bovine criminal mischief
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Aug 28, 2014 16:38
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BeefThief posted:just popping in to issue an edict of support for op and his bovine criminal mischief well said, forum user beef thief.
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Aug 28, 2014 16:39
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How do you make beanless chili? Isn't the entire name of the dish based on the chili bean?
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Aug 28, 2014 16:52
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HarlanHell posted:How do you make beanless chili? Isn't the entire name of the dish based on the chili bean? there's no such thing as a chili bean and the name comes from the fact that you put chili peppers in it.
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Aug 28, 2014 17:00
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without beans, chili is just meat sauce
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Aug 28, 2014 17:05
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OP, have you talked to a lawyer? Or the executor of the deceased's estate? Because if he died then the beef is technically part of the estate. If it has even the slightest value a solicitor will be all over it. And if you eat it, well, you could be in deep poo poo. A canny lawyer would argue that you have to reimburse the estate for the value of the beef, and would tack on an easy $500 to his total fees for that part of the probate alone (not bad for a few dollars of ground beef). You won't pay that $500, it'll come out of the estate, but you could make a lawyer very happy and the deceased's relatives very mad. An exceptional lawyer would argue the entire estate has to remain intact in its entirety. So that 3 kgs of ground beef? It's coming out of you. Your body. Just pop your foot in the meat grinder and it'll all be over soon...
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Aug 28, 2014 17:11
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LifeSizePotato posted:without beans, chili is just meat sauce I know why do people eat it without?
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Aug 28, 2014 17:28
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IronClaymore posted:OP, have you talked to a lawyer? Or the executor of the deceased's estate? Because if he died then the beef is technically part of the estate. If it has even the slightest value a solicitor will be all over it. And if you eat it, well, you could be in deep poo poo. A canny lawyer would argue that you have to reimburse the estate for the value of the beef, and would tack on an easy $500 to his total fees for that part of the probate alone (not bad for a few dollars of ground beef). You won't pay that $500, it'll come out of the estate, but you could make a lawyer very happy and the deceased's relatives very mad. Is ground goon an acceptable substitute for ground beef in a court of law?
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Aug 28, 2014 17:37
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op is actually a cannibal cow so it checks out
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Aug 28, 2014 17:38
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Booties posted:I know why do people eat it without? You are supposed to put some nice beef chunks in chili also. It is kind of like a tomato based beef stew.
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Wafflz posted:Is ground goon an acceptable substitute for ground beef in a court of law? I think goon meat is more the equivalent of pork
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logical phalluses posted:no beans, duh. what kind of poo poo is this?
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Aug 28, 2014 17:42
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Invite the neighborhood over for some beer and suicsliders. Edit: 
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Aug 28, 2014 17:47
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BPD people killing themselves is probably a good outcome, they lack whatever that ineffable qualityis that defines "humanity".
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Aug 28, 2014 17:59
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Wafflz posted:Is ground goon an acceptable substitute for ground beef in a court of law? Depends how long the case takes. Deaths and wills and suicides are notorious for sometimes taking years to resolve. The larger the deceased's estate the more desperate lawyers on both sides will be to drag it on as long as possible. Such cases can become their meal tickets for years on end. By the time everything's worked out and the fine points on which party gets how much beef are settled, it doesn't matter what sort of meat it once was because it's become putrid green slime in the interim.
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Aug 28, 2014 18:05
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logical phalluses posted:I'm going to make a ridiculous batch of chili this weekend. I'll post recipe and pics. Will this recipe include tips for driving my roommate to suicide or will it expect me to already have six pounds of beef on hand?
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Aug 28, 2014 18:27
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LifeSizePotato posted:without beans, chili is just meat sauce
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Aug 28, 2014 18:30
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From the title, I thought this was about eating his beef. I'm glad the OP isn't a Hannibal Lector.
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Aug 28, 2014 18:30
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I am Toni Lippi posted:suislide Piggybacking off this and suggesting you make suisliders. InterFaced posted:Invite the neighborhood over for some beer and suicsliders. Same page son of a BITCH a mysterious cloak fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Aug 28, 2014 |
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Aug 28, 2014 18:33
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Nostratic posted:Piggybacking off this and suggesting you make suisliders. someone said that like 4 posts ago, beavis
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Affe mk2 posted:real talk get out a biggass serrated knife
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Aug 28, 2014 19:19
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If you like beans in your chili you are a poor and/or have never had good chili
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Aug 28, 2014 19:23
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Taima posted:If you like beans in your chili you are a poor and/or have never had good chili lookit this guy who can't even afford beans for his chili lmbo
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LifeSizePotato posted:lookit this guy who can't even afford beans for his chili lmbo Beans are much more expensive than putting more beef in it. You are right.
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Aug 28, 2014 19:26
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all y'all are loving idiot dumbass fucktards if you dont put spaghetti in your chili
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IronClaymore posted:OP, have you talked to a lawyer? Or the executor of the deceased's estate? Because if he died then the beef is technically part of the estate. If it has even the slightest value a solicitor will be all over it. And if you eat it, well, you could be in deep poo poo. A canny lawyer would argue that you have to reimburse the estate for the value of the beef, and would tack on an easy $500 to his total fees for that part of the probate alone (not bad for a few dollars of ground beef). You won't pay that $500, it'll come out of the estate, but you could make a lawyer very happy and the deceased's relatives very mad. america doesnt have solicitors CHECKMATE CLASSIST BIHTC
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alright guys who wants some vegan white chilli
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Randarkman posted:honor his passing by putting your heart on the line defeating the vaunted Murder Burger(tm), the sensation of blood clotting in your veins is a sign that the ghost of your room mate has found peace and will not haunt the appartment.
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So this is slightly different from how I normally make chili. Mainly in that I usually use beef chuck instead of ground beef from a dead man. Also I'm a huge human being and I usually toast and grind my own chili pepper powder and cumin, but that's a pain in the rear end and fucks up my coffee grinder, so I didn't think it was worth it for this industrial batch of chili. This recipe starts with the veggies, the most important of which are obviously chili peppers, because it's called loving chili. I usually use poblano and serrano, but I added a habenero this time because gently caress it. If I made this recipe in this quantity again (which hopefully I will never do), I'd probably add like one more habenero. You'll also want some onion and garlic. Roughly chop them all up and put them aside.  Now brown your ground beef that used to belong to someone who you knew who died tragically. Get a pan nice and hot, add the beef in batches just big enough to cover the pan, and salt and pepper the poo poo out of the meat. Make sure it actually gets brown, don't just heat it up and make it grey. The Maillard reaction is basically the only reason to be alive on this gay earth, so make the most of it. Normally I would brown my beef in the pan I'm actually using to cook the chili, but I wasn't about to brown six pounds of meat in my shitass stockpot, so I did it in a cast iron skillet. Set your enormous mound of beef aside. I forgot to get a picture of this. Since we're not browning the meat in the stockpot, I rendered some bacon for fat and flavor. I also deglazed the skillet I used for browning the meat with a little beer and added that to the stockpot. Add the veggies, salt them and saute until they're soft.  Now add your liquids. I use crushed tomatoes, beef stock and brown or dark beer. Once the liquids are in, add the beef and spices. Chili powder is clearly the most important part, it's like the whole loving point of this dish. I used this whole bag of faggotty mexican pre-ground chili powder and it probably wasn't enough. Cumin, coriander, mexican oregano and bay leaf are also essential. Beyond that, do what you want. I added smoked paprika, allspice and cinnamon. I also chopped up some chipotles in adobo and added them, as well as some of the adobo sauce.    Ok, so now you have this poo poo:  Let it simmer covered for like 3 hours, then add like 6 squares of unsweetened baking chocolate. Reduce the poo poo out of it forever until it turns into like a thick meat slurry, and then salt it to taste. Don't salt it before you reduce it, dumbass. Once it's done, put it in some kind of container and stick it in the fridge overnight. The next day, take it out and remove the gross layer of orange fat on top so that it's not greasy as gently caress. Reheat and serve with some cornbread. You can also put it over rice or spaghetti or a hot dog or top that poo poo with some cheese and onions, whatever, I don't give a gently caress.  Chili made with ground beef sucks dicks kind of hard and I'm never making it again. Thanks a lot shitbirds.
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