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Hi GBS. I'm going to show you a great way to stay clean. I've been assaulted with people smelling so awful that I can't even breath. And that brings me to you. Shower Taking a shower everyday is vital to your health and social status. Let's take a journey through the steps of how to stay clean and smell good. Step 1: Get a warm to hot shower going. Jump in and let the water consume your body as a pre-rinse. Step 2: Lather some shampoo in your hair. After that, use the rest of the bubbles to clean your ears, face, and neck. Scrub deeply. Step 3: Wash ya dong section. I mean everywhere. Get some good antibiotic body wash and go hog wild on your dick, balls, and taint. Bellybutton too. Step 4: Wash your rear end. Get deep in there. Use all your fingers to probe your nether regions. You should have some hairs on your hand afterwards. Step 5: Wash everywhere else on your body with the same wash. Don't forget any cracks (including your fat disgusting rolls). Step 6: Rinse off. You've done it. You're an adult now. You can go freely into the world without smelling like dead carcass. *Individual results may vary. If you still smell like poo poo, kill you are self.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:22 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 02:31 |
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I just took a shower, I'm not going to do it again.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:23 |
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I like to aim the shower head at my butthole*, it feels really good & gives you that bleached anal queen look *just for a little while, i wash myself properly too.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:26 |
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Every day? Eh...
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:27 |
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don't use an antibiotic body wash you retard
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:27 |
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no one get near op and his super resistant germs he's a menace
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:28 |
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You forgot to tell the goons to put clothes on before they go out. That's a really important step between bathing & going out into the world that goons may overlook.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:29 |
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http://health.howstuffworks.com/skin-care/daily/tips/daily-shower-skin1.htmquote:Lathering up with a healthy dose of soap and washing it off with a nice stream of hot water should kill any germs on your skin. Studies by medical researchers have shown quite the opposite, however. Using plain old soap (as opposed to antimicrobial or antibacterial soap) doesn't kill skin-borne bacteria. It actually disturbs microcolonies of skin flora and fauna, transferring them to the surrounding environment -- like your shower, for instance. For this reason, surgical teams and patients are generally restricted from showering immediately before entering an operating room Bathing will kill you. Don't do it.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:29 |
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Also, step 1 should probably be buying one of those grabber sticks to hold your sponge.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:30 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Also, step 1 should probably be buying one of those grabber sticks to hold your sponge. Don't use a sponge. Use a loofah.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:33 |
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Britnote: remember to retract ur foreskin
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:34 |
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Real cleanliness comes from having a soul that doesn't turn away from the imperative to follow your true inner light. HTH, OP. fake edit: how often do I need to wash my sweatpants? I think I've been wearing this pair for five days now
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:35 |
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star trek posted:Don't use a sponge. Use a loofah. A loofa compromises the integrity of your skin's horny layer.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:36 |
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glowing-fish posted:Real cleanliness comes from having a soul that doesn't turn away from the imperative to follow your true inner light. HTH, OP. Wash every 8 hours of use. If you use it 2 hours a day for 4 days, then wash.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:38 |
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Won't fix the forums though.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:40 |
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star trek posted:Don't use a sponge. Use a loofah. User your goddamn hands, who needs a loving sponge or loofah? That's just a place for bacteria to grow. star trek posted:Get some good antibiotic body wash Get a regular, non-antibiotic body wash.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:49 |
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You use shampoo to wash your face?
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 22:50 |
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im p clean. i fill a bathtub w/ rubbing alcohol and soak for 2-3 hrs a day. then when my skins nice and pruny i take a belt sander to my ski.n and slough off the top 3 layers of dermis just in case. after that i cover my body in an antibacterial foam and i seal myself up in an airtight latex body suit to suffocate any remaining microorganisms. then i go to bed and repeat the process the next day
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:15 |
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Waltzing Along posted:You use shampoo to wash your face? Yeah why not
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:17 |
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I just set my oven to clean then turn up the
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:31 |
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star trek posted:Hi GBS. I'm going to show you a great way to stay clean. I've been assaulted with people smelling so awful that I can't even breath. And that brings me to you. my clothes are now all wet and soapy
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:47 |
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Did you just tell me to wash my dick and rear end before the rest of my body? Also about to shower so timing is perfect. But tell you what I'll wash my rear end last. Also clothes are why people usually smell bad. They don't wash those.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:50 |
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Remember kids, don't wipe your rear end before you wipe your face. For your health.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:51 |
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Al Borland posted:Also about to shower so timing is perfect. But tell you what I'll wash my rear end last. al borland knows how to properly wash his body
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:52 |
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op maybe you should wash the forums by putting all of your bad posts down the drain
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:53 |
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I must not shower nor clean myself. I am in the process of cultivating a potent musk that'll attract many females to my lair
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:54 |
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vyst posted:Remember kids, don't wipe your rear end before you wipe your face. do you use a new bar of soap each shower?
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:55 |
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Fog Tripper posted:do you use a new bar of soap each shower? lmao who uses bar soap in tyool 2014?
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:56 |
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Business Gorillas posted:lmao who uses bar soap in tyool 2014? lol right? What are you some kind of caveman?
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:58 |
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soap on a rope or die
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 23:59 |
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Thanks this is the Good poo poo. Hopefully you can grow the OP over time with more stuff like this. Maybe a section about dental hygiene.
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# ? Aug 25, 2014 00:00 |
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Thanks OP, but what am I supposed to do about my stinky yellow teeth?
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# ? Aug 25, 2014 00:00 |
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btw dr bronners magic soap is the most ownage doap
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# ? Aug 25, 2014 00:03 |
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i mispelled soap but bronners is such a dope brand of soap its actually called doap
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# ? Aug 25, 2014 00:04 |
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lmfao @ al borland washing his rear end last, sure just let the rear end water run down your legs and get microscopic poo poo particles stuck to the leg hair
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# ? Aug 25, 2014 00:05 |
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jalopybrown posted:lmfao @ al borland washing his rear end last, sure just let the rear end water run down your legs and get microscopic poo poo particles stuck to the leg hair yo dog if you do this your rear end probably legit smells all the time
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# ? Aug 25, 2014 00:06 |
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Business Gorillas posted:al borland knows how to properly wash his body I just got back from the shower. Trip Report: I kept op's list in mind and accidentally washed my rear end first then wiped the wash cloth all over my face while smiling. I feel cleaner than ever before! Wow op was onto something everyone should try washing their butts first you feel younger and cleaner than ever!
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# ? Aug 25, 2014 00:07 |
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vyst posted:yo dog if you do this your rear end probably legit smells all the time im not talking about a big stream of filthy brown water but the small poop molecules that are in the anal creases
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# ? Aug 25, 2014 00:08 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 02:31 |
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fashion a bubble out of plastic and avoid germs floating in the air, stay inside bubble at all times to protect yourself it's a wonder anyone has lived more than a few years without these bubbles that I live in, the filthy humans
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