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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
can you imagine if you were in the wendy's girl's group of friends and no matter what you were doing she was constantly bringing up wendy's and trying to get you to eat wendy's and poo poo, like you're just trying to play cards or watch a movie and she keeps forcing wendys into the conversation and when you finally accept just to get her to shut up she goes 'now that's better' every time

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the Gaffe
Jul 4, 2011

you gotta believe dawg
as long as i could give her a smooch heh

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
almost read a couple of those words

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

the Gaffe posted:

as long as i could give her a smooch heh

she'd smell like a square burger though

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I find that SmartFood is the best food for thought

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!

the Gaffe posted:

as long as i could give her a smooch heh

I'd go not gay for wendy's girl

Ransom
Jan 8, 2001

JOLLY RAPIST
that would be pretty cool cause I like Wendys and she'd be all guess what time it is and I'd be all what time is it and she'd say spicy chicken sandwich time and I'd be like damnit lets ride!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
no one likes the new wendys ad campaign.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Wendy's girl is my dream girl.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Wendy's girl is my dream girl.

She is a pretty dream girl, but the company has been falling since her adoptive father died. also that wendy isn't the real wendy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Would.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
She can open her mouth real wide.

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I would give her a grown up smooch on her wendy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

she's hot. but she aint wendy

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

She is a pretty dream girl, but the company has been falling since her adoptive father died. also that wendy isn't the real wendy

I know she's not the real Wendy. Real Wendy was in a few commercials then they got rid of her bc she was fat.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

she's hot. but she aint wendy

She's hot and juicy

I'd turn her into a pretzel roll

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I know she's not the real Wendy. Real Wendy was in a few commercials then they got rid of her bc she was fat.

she's not even that fat.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

you fags watch commercials

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
id like that redhead take a greasy disgusting fast food poo poo right in my mouth

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

you irl posted:

can you imagine if you were in the wendy's girl's group of friends and no matter what you were doing she was constantly bringing up wendy's and trying to get you to eat wendy's and poo poo, like you're just trying to play cards or watch a movie and she keeps forcing wendys into the conversation and when you finally accept just to get her to shut up she goes 'now that's better' every time



lol someone photo shop it so she's about to chow down on a big ole dong

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
food for thought? foods rich in omega 3 fatty acids like cod op. hth!

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
i thought wendy's served burgers but that's not a burger in the pic

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ahundredbux posted:

i thought wendy's served burgers but that's not a burger in the pic

thats why we thought you were an idiot!

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Remember when Dave Thomas died and they tried to make his daughter (the actual Wendy) the new spokesperson but she was a gross fatty so the ditched her and acted like she never even existed and then introduced this super socialmedia trendy annoying version of Wendy?

lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Remember when Dave Thomas died and they tried to make his daughter (the actual Wendy) the new spokesperson but she was a gross fatty so the ditched her and acted like she never even existed and then introduced this super socialmedia trendy annoying version of Wendy?

lol

that's because advertising is for people with no soul

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

that's because advertising is for people with no soul

yep. The real wendy was cool as hell!

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
you know whats really cool? a super hot redhead deep throating a wrap or a taco or whatever the gently caress that is

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

thats why we thought you were an idiot!

what the fcuk do they serve then i 've never been to one I'm pretty sure they're known for having square burgers or some poo poo but this lady is not even holding a burger

man actually it's you who is the idiot, its supposed to be a burger god drat

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Frostwerks posted:

you know whats really cool? a super hot redhead deep throating a wrap or a taco or whatever the gently caress that is

EveryRedHeadInAnyPorno.txt

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

EveryRedHeadInAnyPorno.txt

most redheads are hot.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Annoying idiot obsessed with fast food.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

i swear we have a thread about wanting to gently caress the wendy's girl once a month. can this become the "want to gently caress the wendy's girl megathread"?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
the only commercials the real wendy ever featured in were after dave thomas died and were about charity stuff the company does, not marketing frosties. i mean it's all about marketing frosties but she didn't do 'normal' commercials

she was way better anyway though, body fat notwithstanding

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

most redheads are hot.

I prefer blondes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

EveryRedHeadInAnyPorno.txt

I don't know why but every redhead I have ever seen is hot. loving Irish i guess.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Saalkin posted:

i swear we have a thread about wanting to gently caress the wendy's girl once a month. can this become the "want to gently caress the wendy's girl megathread"?

as an actor in a food commercial you know she doesn't swallow so it's a no-go for me

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you irl posted:

as an actor in a food commercial you know she doesn't swallow so it's a no-go for me

you never met her and no one cares.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I don't know why but every redhead I have ever seen is hot. loving Irish i guess.

I have no problem with this. :shrug:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

lol someone photo shop it so she's about to chow down on a big ole dong

how about a mushroom that looks like one?

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

you never met her and no one cares.

sorry to ruin the immersion but actors in commercials do not actually eat the food they are selling

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