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Roy
Sep 24, 2007
don't you mean gbs fantasy hand egg?

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
such as

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

texaholic posted:

This ain't real sports so you can't get hurt, pussy


Link: http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/tools/join?leagueId=1332365&inviteKey=2aa5c
Password: lowtax

league is full i hate you. Half these dildos don't even know what a sport is.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Quickscope420dad posted:

Okay i made a team name and stuff but i can't select any players i don't think


i have no idea how to do this thing

what is this thing

a football thing?

we have to wait until the draft then it's like at school where you take turns to pick the 1 dude at a time i think

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

play a real sport

big talk for a nerd

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Robo Reagan posted:

big talk for a nerd

i'll talk you to school @ olympic breastfeeding

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

jalopybrown posted:

we have to wait until the draft then it's like at school where you take turns to pick the 1 dude at a time i think

depends, could be bidding, could be snake, I'm just mad I didn't get in.

You guys should compete for the most criminal people to be on your team. Like the guy who decked his wife. They usually have great seasons. Thug teams go go go.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Al Borland posted:

depends, could be bidding, could be snake, I'm just mad I didn't get in.

You guys should compete for the most criminal people to be on your team. Like the guy who decked his wife. They usually have great seasons. Thug teams go go go.

My team is called Real Cool Dads so i hope i get lots of those kind of players

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Quickscope420dad posted:

My team is called Real Cool Dads so i hope i get lots of those kind of players

Oh there are TONS of deadbeat dads some of then good QBs too.

E;

I think Tom Brady had some kid and didn't do anything to support it. May be wrong but I think i'm right on that.

E: Adrian Peterson too good running back.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
draftin' tomorrow night at 6:30pm central time....

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

your all fags

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Right when I create a fake account so I can do fake football, the league fills up :bahgawd:

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
OP i hate you so much as I am a good fantasy football player and I am not in!

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Al Borland posted:

OP i hate you so much as I am a good fantasy football player and I am not in!

I will double check tomorrow maybe I can open some more spots.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Al Borland posted:

depends, could be bidding, could be snake, I'm just mad I didn't get in.

You guys should compete for the most criminal people to be on your team. Like the guy who decked his wife. They usually have great seasons. Thug teams go go go.

IIRC the commissioner has a way to drop teams from the league.

Trevor Weedheart
Jan 9, 2009

naruto headband rockin ice niggas
I dropped so now Al Borland can join. Vaya con dios gbs friends have a great season.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
hope yall ready to get sweeped by the yayo cowboys!!!!!!

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
I am taking this super seriously and I'm going to not just lurk around I'll bra good manager. I feel like the camp robbing hermit but of GBS, finally free to post at will after years of solitude...

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
less than 9 hours till the draft ladies, get doing the mock drafts like me so u kno how this poo poo works

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
I have no idea wtf i'm doing and know nothing about american football players so i am literally going to pick players on the basis of the sound of their names

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Quickscope420dad posted:

I have no idea wtf i'm doing and know nothing about american football players so i am literally going to pick players on the basis of the sound of their names


tahts what im doing right now, thank god it tells you what positions to fill or id have a team of quaterbacks which might not work

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

jalopybrown posted:

tahts what im doing right now, thank god it tells you what positions to fill or id have a team of quaterbacks which might not work

Wait can we start yet? i just logged into it and i don't even know what to click ffs

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Quickscope420dad posted:

Wait can we start yet? i just logged into it and i don't even know what to click ffs

no you can go to mock draft lobbys and see how it works, there's even a chatbox

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

jalopybrown posted:

no you can go to mock draft lobbys and see how it works, there's even a chatbox

can't wait to chat to all the people who take this poo poo seriously

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
Remember to draft a good defense and kicker in the first few rounds.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
im going to draft someone specifically to kick you in the nuts if you keep trying to tell me what to do

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i bought a drafting table, so i think im ready

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Quickscope420dad posted:

I have no idea wtf i'm doing and know nothing about american football players so i am literally going to pick players on the basis of the sound of their names

use this a guide dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
This one too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1nGjGM2p8

ExtraFox
May 22, 2003

~all of these candy~
Not a Yahoo league, won't join.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Quickscope420dad posted:

I have no idea wtf i'm doing and know nothing about american football players so i am literally going to pick players on the basis of the sound of their names

Pick Ricky Stanzi. He's going to have a breakout year this year.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
is this anything like an mtg draft bc im allergic to card ink. its makes my skin break out

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Draft a football man!!

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
how is your poopy doo doo league lookin?

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Al Borland posted:

how is your poopy doo doo league lookin?

55 minutes until draft, did u get a spot?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Big Beef City posted:

Draft a football man!!

One hour right?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
tips for u non football fans: DONT pick from the cleveland browns or oskland raiders. they are NOT the best teams in the league by leaps and bounds and DID NOT win the last 10 superbowls combined between them

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
heh heh heh they will totes fall for my recerse psychology :ninja:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

texaholic posted:

One hour right?

I don't know I didn't get in the league but I want you to know that I'm rooting for all you guys who did.
YOu did it. You're doing it.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You guys want some actual advice?
Go to Fantasy Football Calculator and go to the ADP page and select a 14 team league then pick the highest available player left on the board when it's your turn to draft I've seriously won like 4 leagues because of doing just that in every draft. It's retarded and people at drafts get fuckin MAD when you walk in with 2 sheets of paper and a pen instead of like magazines and binders and poo poo.

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