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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Two kickers and 2 special teams

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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
The one kicker was by accident, I was looking at another players sheet and I ran out of time. loving kickers. . .

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
QB Tom Brady,
RB Ray Rice,
RB LeGarrette Blount
WR Josh Gordon
WR Kenny Britt
TE Martellus Bennett
FLEX Mike Evans
D/ST Rams D/ST
K Shayne Graham

this is my starting lineup for my hollywood story of redemption

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
should have went with Michael Vick over Brady, dude

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
who has adrian peterson?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
somebody c/p my team i cant do dat poo poo on nmy iphone

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Quickscope420dad posted:

when i said i have no idea what i'm doing i meant it

i just dropped most of my team under the impression i was about to refill it with more interesting player names

now i have a half-filled team and noone on the bench

i am the best

you ARE THE best



now go to the list of undrafted players and pick from them

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

ilikedirt posted:

somebody c/p my team i cant do dat poo poo on nmy iphone

would help if we knew which owner you were

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Fog Tripper posted:

would help if we knew which owner you were

cocaine cowboys

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
Someone should also post mine my iphone won't let me I am poop doop my team is great.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

ilikedirt posted:

cocaine cowboys

QB Aaron Rodgers, GB
RB Le'Veon Bell, Pit
RB Frank Gore, SF
WR Alshon Jeffery, Chi
WR T.Y. Hilton, Ind
TE Dennis Pitta, Bal
FLEX Eric Decker, NYJ
D/ST 49ers D/ST
K Steven Hauschka, Sea
Bench Khiry Robinson, NO
Bench Jarrett Boykin, GB
Bench C.J. Anderson, Den
Bench Nick Folk, NYJ
Bench Dexter McClusterfuck, Ten
Bench Aaron Dobson, NE
Bench Ronnie Hillman, Den

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

elestupendojudio posted:

Someone should also post mine my iphone won't let me I am poop doop my team is great.

QB Philip Rivers, SD QBRecent News Draft
RB Jamaal Charles, KC RB PBreaking News Draft
RB Giovani Bernard, Cin RBRecent News Draft
WR Michael Crabtree, SF WRRecent News Draft
WR Roddy White, Atl WRRecent News Draft
TE Kyle Rudolph, Min TERecent News Draft
FLEX Andre Ellington, Ari RBRecent News Draft
D/ST Chiefs D/ST D/ST Draft
K Robbie Gould, Chi KRecent News Draft
Bench Bishop Sankey, Ten RBRecent News Draft
Bench Matt Ryan, Atl QB Draft
Bench Dwayne Bowe, KC WR SSPDRecent News Draft
Bench James Jones, Oak WRRecent News Draft
Bench Zach Ertz, Phi TE Draft
Bench Johnny Manziel, Cle QBRecent News Draft
Bench Terrell Owens, FA WR Draft

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Okay so i finally have a full roster again but just shifted the players around a bit so i guess it will take a while to update

how long until the first match? i don't undersatnd this poo poo at allllllllllllllllllllll

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
First game is next Thursday. The NFL goes by a 17 week schedule each team plays 16 games and gets a "bye" week. You will need to adjust your roster accordingly. Most games are on Sunday and normally one played on Thursday Night and one on Monday Night each week. They also play on Thanksgiving Day and there are games on Saturday in December.

http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2014/REG1

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Quickscope420dad posted:

Okay so i finally have a full roster again but just shifted the players around a bit so i guess it will take a while to update

how long until the first match? i don't undersatnd this poo poo at allllllllllllllllllllll

The new players you picked up are on waivers. Depending on what position you drafted, that determines if and how many people may have an opportunity to grab those players before you. I think after 2 days if nobody else higher on the list than you picks them up, they are yours.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I can't join this league? Gaaaay. Can I fight someone for their team? I am a bro

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Fat Lowtax posted:

I can't join this league? Gaaaay. Can I fight someone for their team? I am a bro

Someone just create another league.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
How many teams in our league have people on auto pilot?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
One more week to the first Sunday of games. Today is the worst Sunday until February

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Quickscope420dad posted:

Okay so i finally have a full roster again but just shifted the players around a bit so i guess it will take a while to update

how long until the first match? i don't undersatnd this poo poo at allllllllllllllllllllll

did you drop half of your loving team again?

a guy on your bench is out for the season and another is suspended

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Fog Tripper posted:

How many teams in our league have people on auto pilot?

more than half did autopilot during the draft

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Fog Tripper posted:

did you drop half of your loving team again?

a guy on your bench is out for the season and another is suspended

nope i haven't been on there in days lol

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Michael Sam now a Dallas Cowboy, he is first openly gay nfl player. On the practice squad not on 53 man roster, yet

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

texaholic posted:

Michael Sam now a Dallas Cowboy, he is first openly gay nfl player. On the practice squad not on 53 man roster, yet

america's team????? not my america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
guys i hope ur as pumped 4 football as me. to get ready i have a CLASSIC hanks william song for us to enjoy (only 90s kids will get this)

http://youtu.be/K8LLKO0-PAE

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

ilikedirt posted:

guys i hope ur as pumped 4 football as me. to get ready i have a CLASSIC hanks william song for us to enjoy (only 90s kids will get this)

http://youtu.be/K8LLKO0-PAE

Still angry about ESPN changing the song cuz of how hank Jr felt about Obama. Just pure horseshit

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

texaholic posted:

Still angry about ESPN changing the song cuz of how hank Jr felt about Obama. Just pure horseshit

how do u feel about the football robot (v important opinion)

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i like football robots canned jumping jack animation personally. it gets me pumped for football actions

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

ilikedirt posted:

how do u feel about the football robot (v important opinion)

stupid it should only be Hank

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Okay so I finally have a full roster and lineup with no injured or suspended players, selected on nothing but the ridiculousness of their names. I have no idea who any of these players are, nor their stats or projections. My lineup:


Case Keenum
Latavius Murray
Naufahu Tahi
Marques Colston
Mohamed Sanu
Visanthe Shiancoe
Seyi Ajirotutu
Browns D/ST
Olindo Mare

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
haha holy poo poo. IF Ilike tex or fog don't win this I'll be baffled.

IT seems like everyone else forgot about it.

I'm going to cheer for ilikedirt because tex didn't include me in the league.

Also props to quickscope420 for being totally loving clueless but still in it to win it.

lol @ your team players quickscope. Seriously holy poo poo you just picked based on their names, didn't you?

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
Don't leave me out of the running just yet, something awful forums poster Al Borland

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

elestupendojudio posted:

Don't leave me out of the running just yet, something awful forums poster Al Borland

Who is on your team?

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
M Ryan, P Rivers -QB
J Charles, G Bernard, A Ellington, B Sankey, S Jackson - RB
M Crabtree, R White, M Floyd, D Bowe J Matthews - WR ( though I'm gonna get TO back off waivers if Matthews blows)
Z Ertz, K Rudolph - TE
eagles dst (gonna stream this poo poo)
Gould is my kicker

A solid team imho

Anyone wanna trade a WR for one of my RB? REAL OFFERS ONLY PLEASE DONT INSULT MY INTELLECT

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Al Borland posted:

haha holy poo poo. IF Ilike tex or fog don't win this I'll be baffled.

IT seems like everyone else forgot about it.

I'm going to cheer for ilikedirt because tex didn't include me in the league.

Also props to quickscope420 for being totally loving clueless but still in it to win it.

lol @ your team players quickscope. Seriously holy poo poo you just picked based on their names, didn't you?

The greater my disbelief that someone would name their child x, the higher x's priority in my team selection

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
Pick up Josh Gordon, the car salesman.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

ilikedirt posted:

tips for u non football fans: DONT pick from the cleveland browns or oskland raiders. they are NOT the best teams in the league by leaps and bounds and DID NOT win the last 10 superbowls combined between them

winning irl games means little in the realm of fantasy football. Some of my highest scoring players were doing so due to playing from behind.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Fog Tripper posted:

winning irl games means little in the realm of fantasy football. Some of my highest scoring players were doing so due to playing from behind.

scored a lot by playing from behind huh ;)

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

ilikedirt posted:

guys i hope ur as pumped 4 football as me. to get ready i have a CLASSIC hanks william song for us to enjoy (only 90s kids will get this)

http://youtu.be/K8LLKO0-PAE

this is PERFECT masturbation cadence, footballs just a boneus huhuhuheh

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
LETS GO PACKERS!

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