GBS FANTASY FOOTBALLLLLL 2014

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texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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This ain't real sports so you can't get hurt, pussy

Link: http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/tools/join?leagueId=1332365&inviteKey=2aa5c
Password: lowtax

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 23:37

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:36

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Fog Tripper posted:

when is the draft

Date: Tue, Aug 26, 2014
Time: 7:30 PM ET

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 23:52

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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ilikedirt posted:

i might do this if i remember to!!!!

what are ya fuckin' scared?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 23:56

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Business Gorillas posted:

lol if you care about football

lol u cared enuff to post in dis thread...

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 00:00

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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jalopybrown posted:

this is actually official SA approved and lowtax is going to provide a FABULOUS PRIZE for the winner, this may be a lie but it also might not.

his name is the password for a reason!!!!!

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 00:05

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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If you haven't joined this league you suck dick

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 02:26

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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draftin' tomorrow night at 6:30pm central time....

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 19:03

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Al Borland posted:

OP i hate you so much as I am a good fantasy football player and I am not in!

I will double check tomorrow maybe I can open some more spots.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 22:04

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Quickscope420dad posted:

I have no idea wtf i'm doing and know nothing about american football players so i am literally going to pick players on the basis of the sound of their names

use this a guide dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 16:16

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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This one too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1nGjGM2p8

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 16:18

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Big Beef City posted:

Draft a football man!!

One hour right?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 23:37

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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ilikedirt posted:

tips for u non football fans: DONT pick from the cleveland browns or oskland raiders. they are NOT the best teams in the league by leaps and bounds and DID NOT win the last 10 superbowls combined between them

Only pick players from "America's Team" Google it if you don't know who they are

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 23:47

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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SaltLick posted:

14 team leagues are for faggots

i wanted in

Still time to make another league brah, GBS 1.4 = 14 team league dude deal wit it

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 00:09

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Al Borland posted:

which payton?

E: im ar etard lol i was thinking manning.

E2: PROTIP

Don't get any giants. The giants are rear end for points.

cooltown coolguys selected the rams D/ST with the 10th overall pick, gotta love Michael Sam lol

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# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 00:58

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Poop Doop drafted Terrell Owens what a good decision

My draft:

code:

STARTERS		WK 1		2013 SEASON		WEEK 1
SLOT	PLAYER, TEAM POS	ACTION		OPP	STATUS ET		PRK	PTS	AVG	LAST		PROJ	OPRK	%ST	%OWN	+/-
QB	Drew Brees, NO QB  PBreaking News	
@Atl
Sun 1:00		2	348	21.8	--		--	29th	98.6	100.0	+0
RB	Reggie Bush, Det RBRecent News	
NYG
Mon 7:10		12	174	10.9	--		--	14th	97.5	100.0	+0
RB	Chris Johnson, NYJ RB	
Oak
Sun 1:00		8	189	11.8	--		--	28th	58.5	100.0	+0
WR	Larry Fitzgerald, Ari WRBreaking News	
SD
Mon 10:20		16	146	9.1	--		--	28th	96.1	100.0	+0
WR	Reggie Wayne, Ind WR  PRecent News	
@Den
Sun 8:30		68	61	3.8	--		--	22nd	30.6	100.0	+0
TE	Jason Witten, Dal TERecent News	
SF
Sun 4:25		5	127	7.9	--		--	14th	90.6	100.0	+0
FLEX	DeAngelo Williams, Car RB	
@TB
Sun 4:25		21	128	8.0	--		--	6th	14.0	100.0	+0
D/ST	Cardinals D/ST D/ST	
SD
Mon 10:20		5	164	10.3	--		--	4th	90.9	100.0	+0
K	Mason Crosby, GB KBreaking News	
@Sea
Thu 8:30		8	153	9.6	--		--	4th	96.3	100.0	+0
BENCH		WK 1		2013 SEASON		WEEK 1
SLOT	PLAYER, TEAM POS	ACTION		OPP	STATUS ET		PRK	PTS	AVG	LAST		PROJ	OPRK	%ST	%OWN	+/-
Bench	Tony Romo, Dal QBBreaking News	
SF
Sun 4:25		10	252	15.8	--		--	3rd	36.3	100.0	+0
Bench	Brandon LaFell, NE WRRecent News	
@Mia
Sun 1:00		50	86	5.4	--		--	4th	0.9	13.6	+1.1
Bench	BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Cin RB  PBreaking News	
@Bal
Sun 1:00		30	107	6.7	--		--	7th	0.5	6.9	+0.2
Bench	Steve Johnson, SF WRRecent News	
@Dal
Sun 4:25		56	73	4.6	--		--	22nd	1.0	17.6	-3.4
Bench	Jonathan Dwyer, Ari RBBreaking News	
SD
Mon 10:20		91	16	1.0	--		--	12th	0.0	2.0	+0
Bench	Mike Tolbert, Car RB	
@TB
Sun 4:25		40	83	5.2	--		--	6th	0.3	5.0	+0.4
Bench	Mike Williams, Buf WRRecent News	
@Chi
Sun 1:00		110	31	1.9	--		--	18th	0.3	4.3	+1.4

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 01:48

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Yeah aaron hernandez gonna bust out and score 50 tds

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 02:01

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Two kickers and 2 special teams

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 17:07

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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should have went with Michael Vick over Brady, dude

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# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 18:29

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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First game is next Thursday. The NFL goes by a 17 week schedule each team plays 16 games and gets a "bye" week. You will need to adjust your roster accordingly. Most games are on Sunday and normally one played on Thursday Night and one on Monday Night each week. They also play on Thanksgiving Day and there are games on Saturday in December.

http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2014/REG1

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 03:01

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Fat Lowtax posted:

I can't join this league? Gaaaay. Can I fight someone for their team? I am a bro

Someone just create another league.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 00:45

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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One more week to the first Sunday of games. Today is the worst Sunday until February

# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 16:44

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Michael Sam now a Dallas Cowboy, he is first openly gay nfl player. On the practice squad not on 53 man roster, yet

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 23:06

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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ilikedirt posted:

guys i hope ur as pumped 4 football as me. to get ready i have a CLASSIC hanks william song for us to enjoy (only 90s kids will get this)

http://youtu.be/K8LLKO0-PAE

Still angry about ESPN changing the song cuz of how hank Jr felt about Obama. Just pure horseshit

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 01:41

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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ilikedirt posted:

how do u feel about the football robot (v important opinion)

stupid it should only be Hank

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 02:05

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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elestupendojudio posted:

Don't leave me out of the running just yet, something awful forums poster Al Borland

Who is on your team?

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 14:09

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Fog Tripper posted:

winning irl games means little in the realm of fantasy football. Some of my highest scoring players were doing so due to playing from behind.

Romo is a great fantasy QB definitely top 5 and arguably top 3 for stats. But as a Cowboys fan he is the bane of Sunday afternoons, awesome 4th quarter comebacks capped with back breaking turnovers and loses.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 00:40

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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The U

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 01:59

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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FA means free agent which means they are not currently employed in the NFL. You need to get rid of those guys.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 12:49

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Quickscope420dad posted:

then why the gently caress are they even available for selection in this fantasy farce? "LOL HERE'S A poo poo TON OF LITERALLY USELESS PLAYERS FOR YOU TO CHOOSE"

The NFL has 53 man rosters which are pretty tight. When people get injured or in the case of a kicker misses too many field goals they get cut and a free agent gets picked up and plays . So you are starting reserve reserve-players. LMAO. The ESPN fantasy draft had a lot of hilarious players who will never see the field again including Terell Owens, daunte Culpepper, and Aaron hernandez. The last player is in jail awaiting a trial for several capital murders. I imagine until a player officially retires they are classified as a free agent. In the case of the literal murderer he hasn't been convicted yet and could be picked up by a team if they thought his release was imminent.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 17:23

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Quickscope420dad posted:

Lol wow.

Well the main thing that matters - if i have a free agent on my lineup, does that mean they can't play?

Because my priority here is retarded names, not winning

It means they are unable to score points for your fantasy team because they aren't currently playing in the NFL. In the middle of the season they could get picked up and start scoring points for your fantasy football team.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 18:05

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Waroduce posted:

YOU'RE GUNNA COME OUT OF THIS LOVING AMERICA, JESUS AND lovely LIGHT BEER.

Also white guys going deep with black guys....

# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 17:11

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Fog Tripper posted:

the answer is something in the middle

Trade me for marques colston, I am the Texas Texans just pick a player with a cool name and let me know.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 21:00

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Al Borland posted:

Holy poo poo who has Romo? This is fantastic.

I got Romo but he is on the bench, I started brees. Was hoping Romo would be good trade bait if someone got injured or sucked.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 23:44

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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ilikedirt posted:

things are looking grim for the texas texans!!!!

Got 4 all stars playin tonight

# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 14:46

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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gently caress THIS GAY EARTH

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 11:15

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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The worst off the field NFL player this year is actually Darren Sharper, dude is a serial rapist.

quote:

After retiring, Sharper worked briefly for WWL-TV as an analyst in August 2012 before leaving to take a position with the NFL Network. On January 18, 2014, it was announced that Sharper would be suspended immediately without pay until further notice from his position at NFL Network, in light of his sexual assault charges.[18] On February 28, 2014, Sharper was officially fired from NFL Network.[19]

Criminal charges against Sharper began being filed in 2014 in Arizona, California and Louisiana, alleging he is a serial rapist. On January 17, 2014, Sharper was arrested in Los Angeles on 2 separate counts of sexual assault.[1] The alleged incidents are said to have happened in October 2013 and January 2014.[1] According to USA Today, the New Orleans Police Department indicated that it also was investigating an allegation of sexual assault which was filed Sept. 24, 2013 against Sharper.[1]

On Friday, February 14, 2014 Sharper was officially charged with two counts of rape by use of drugs and five related felony counts. Sharper was released on $200,000 bond, which at the request of the prosecution was raised to $1,000,000. Sharper has pleaded not guilty to the charges. Conditions of his bail include not to frequent any establishment that served alcohol as well as not to be alone with any women he has not had a previous relationship with prior to October 13, 2013, the date of his first alleged rape.[2][3] Sharper could face up to 30 years in prison if convicted of all counts.[2]

On Thursday, February 27, 2014, officials in Orleans Parish, La., filed two charges of aggravated rape against Sharper and another two counts against Erik Nunez, 26, related to the alleged September 2013 incident in New Orleans. Investigators said a second woman came forward with a complaint following an initial report shortly after the alleged rape. Louisiana law states that a person convicted of committing aggravated rape shall be punished by life imprisonment at hard labor without benefit of parole, probation or suspension of sentence.[4]

On March 12, 2014, Sharper was charged with an additional sexual assault in Arizona.[5]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Sharper#Legal_troubles

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 18:51

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 16:27

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Israel Dads, good looking lineup this week GLHF

edit: Also, I'll suck yo cock for Jimmy Graham

# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 16:31

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Didn't realize Visanthe Shiancoe was still in the league and since GBS loves gay things, he is a well known huge cock haver because he flashed the nation on network TV. You do not get fantasy points for the dong btw.

http://www.celebritypenispics.com/visanthe-shiancoe-penis-slip

# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 17:03

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:36

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
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Fog Tripper posted:

negative scoring for d/st? The gently caress kind of scoring system is this, tex?

Maybe you should get a better team, brah

# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 22:32

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