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Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
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Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
when is the draft

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

jalopybrown posted:

in it 2 win it, no idea wtf it is or anythign about american football though

trust me, it never matters

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Business Gorillas posted:

lol if you care about football

lol at the hipster

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
only 4 out of 14 manly men so far :smith:

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
St Louis Looters will steal your hearts

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
6 slots left to join the cool people

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Y-Hat posted:

lol at fantasy football with divisions.

evey league I've been in had them :shrug:

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Al Borland posted:

depends, could be bidding, could be snake, I'm just mad I didn't get in.

You guys should compete for the most criminal people to be on your team. Like the guy who decked his wife. They usually have great seasons. Thug teams go go go.

IIRC the commissioner has a way to drop teams from the league.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Al Borland posted:

just buy up all the QBs and hold them hostage in exchange for players you want goons.

by QBs you clearly mean RBs

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
As I mentioned in real chat, draft means poo poo. Game starts when players begin to get injured.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Quickscope420dad posted:

when i said i have no idea what i'm doing i meant it

i just dropped most of my team under the impression i was about to refill it with more interesting player names

now i have a half-filled team and noone on the bench

i am the best

you ARE THE best



now go to the list of undrafted players and pick from them

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

ilikedirt posted:

somebody c/p my team i cant do dat poo poo on nmy iphone

would help if we knew which owner you were

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

ilikedirt posted:

cocaine cowboys

QB Aaron Rodgers, GB
RB Le'Veon Bell, Pit
RB Frank Gore, SF
WR Alshon Jeffery, Chi
WR T.Y. Hilton, Ind
TE Dennis Pitta, Bal
FLEX Eric Decker, NYJ
D/ST 49ers D/ST
K Steven Hauschka, Sea
Bench Khiry Robinson, NO
Bench Jarrett Boykin, GB
Bench C.J. Anderson, Den
Bench Nick Folk, NYJ
Bench Dexter McClusterfuck, Ten
Bench Aaron Dobson, NE
Bench Ronnie Hillman, Den

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

elestupendojudio posted:

Someone should also post mine my iphone won't let me I am poop doop my team is great.

QB Philip Rivers, SD QBRecent News Draft
RB Jamaal Charles, KC RB PBreaking News Draft
RB Giovani Bernard, Cin RBRecent News Draft
WR Michael Crabtree, SF WRRecent News Draft
WR Roddy White, Atl WRRecent News Draft
TE Kyle Rudolph, Min TERecent News Draft
FLEX Andre Ellington, Ari RBRecent News Draft
D/ST Chiefs D/ST D/ST Draft
K Robbie Gould, Chi KRecent News Draft
Bench Bishop Sankey, Ten RBRecent News Draft
Bench Matt Ryan, Atl QB Draft
Bench Dwayne Bowe, KC WR SSPDRecent News Draft
Bench James Jones, Oak WRRecent News Draft
Bench Zach Ertz, Phi TE Draft
Bench Johnny Manziel, Cle QBRecent News Draft
Bench Terrell Owens, FA WR Draft

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Quickscope420dad posted:

Okay so i finally have a full roster again but just shifted the players around a bit so i guess it will take a while to update

how long until the first match? i don't undersatnd this poo poo at allllllllllllllllllllll

The new players you picked up are on waivers. Depending on what position you drafted, that determines if and how many people may have an opportunity to grab those players before you. I think after 2 days if nobody else higher on the list than you picks them up, they are yours.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
How many teams in our league have people on auto pilot?

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Quickscope420dad posted:

Okay so i finally have a full roster again but just shifted the players around a bit so i guess it will take a while to update

how long until the first match? i don't undersatnd this poo poo at allllllllllllllllllllll

did you drop half of your loving team again?

a guy on your bench is out for the season and another is suspended

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

ilikedirt posted:

tips for u non football fans: DONT pick from the cleveland browns or oskland raiders. they are NOT the best teams in the league by leaps and bounds and DID NOT win the last 10 superbowls combined between them

winning irl games means little in the realm of fantasy football. Some of my highest scoring players were doing so due to playing from behind.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Quickscope420dad posted:

scored a lot by playing from behind huh ;)

are you a fan of wide receivers or tight ends?

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Quickscope420dad posted:

The american dream was stillborn

The silver lining of your team sucking so bad is that at least everyone gets to play you one week.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Quickscope420dad posted:

Lol if you went full aspergers on your player selection rather than just choosing clearly the most ridiculous and therefore best player names

the answer is something in the middle

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

ilikedirt posted:

if u aint pickin a logo for ur team im smdh at u. my teams logo is a puking kiss band member

cannot figure out how to do it it chrome. Only allows a choice of default or default.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Al Borland posted:

welp if he keeps playing like this not gonna be good bait.

Hows yours score lookin QuickScope?

He has a total of 14 points for the week. Seeing as half his team did not play or were completely on a bye week...

edit:
http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/boxscorequick?leagueId=1332365&teamId=10&scoringPeriodId=1&seasonId=2014&view=scoringperiod&version=quick



His bench has twice as many points as his "active" roster for the week. Good job douche

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Theparker posted:

You picked the wrong football human being

should the human being he picked been you?

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Al Borland posted:

Man I wish I was in on this.


Also lol he ignored all my advice about points to put off his bench and just kept the FA and others in.
:psyduck:

Tex could always boot his rear end and allow you his spot. Not to late to salvage something from free agents.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
:dance:

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

texaholic posted:

gently caress THIS GAY EARTH

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Quickscope420dad posted:

You guys all losing despite actually spending time pickign your players based on real merits hahaha

counterpoint: you almost doubled your scoring total from last week

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Quickscope420dad posted:

how's that a counterpoint?

touche

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Not looking good for the looters this week. On the bright side I think I may be past most of the teams who are taking this very serious game remotely seriously.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Team 15 has John Stewart in his lineup, so I'll just laugh this week off.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Fog Tripper posted:

Not looking good for the looters this week. On the bright side I think I may be past most of the teams who are taking this very serious game remotely seriously.

after this week that is :ohdear:

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

texaholic posted:

Israel Dads, good looking lineup this week GLHF


edit: Also, I'll suck yo cock for Jimmy Graham

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/trophycase?leagueId=1332365&teamId=13&seasonId=2014

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Sympathies for Pyccka Tane Plape Orb having Eli Manning on the bench this week.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
negative scoring for d/st? The gently caress kind of scoring system is this, tex?

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

texaholic posted:

Maybe you should get a better team, brah

- posteth the 0-3 team owner

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

texaholic posted:

Well you play nine players a week and 5 of yours were not playing this week because it is their teams bye week or they are not on a team at all.

clearly you just don't "get" him, tex.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
I think I need to get back into a pay league next year. I am caring way too much about a league that has owners who ironically suck.

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Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Al Borland posted:

That depends, can you beat half the bot teams of inactives?

I don't think I've played one yet.

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