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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Declaring that the only acceptable brand of clogs to wear are wooden ones you have carved yourself.

THANK YOU! Finally someone gets it.

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platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
:lol: at every1 itt who is mad bout what shoes other ppl wear

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
My dad wears crocs everywhere. He is cool and could beat up your dad op, so there :colbert:

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
like the aug thread, if you defend them, you should have to post a pic of you wearing them.

try and get your disgusting belly hanging out the bottom of your stained hawaiian shirt in shot too.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

Obscuritatem posted:

like the aug thread, if you defend them, you should have to post a pic of you wearing them.

try and get your disgusting belly hanging out the bottom of your stained hawaiian shirt in shot too.

lol u care what people wear on their feet

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
i can fuckin smell yours from here.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I wear crocs. Eat poo poo lace havers.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

Obscuritatem posted:

i can fuckin smell yours from here.

lol

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

cynic posted:

My sister-in-law is a nurse and has worked A&E, and it's mostly because when you're on your feet 12+ hours your priority is something comfortable and cool first and foremost, something you can rinse off and disinfect very quickly secondly (to prevent you having to keep 4 or more pairs of new shoes with you), and protecting your feet from blood, poo poo and urine is a fairly low third place.

it should also be noted nurses aren't exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer, and they're fairly disgusting people on average

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Obscuritatem posted:

like the aug thread, if you defend them, you should have to post a pic of you wearing them.

try and get your disgusting belly hanging out the bottom of your stained hawaiian shirt in shot too.

lol look at this goon trying to round up foot fetish material for his spank bank

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
i love a cankle covered in wiry black hair.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

platedlizard posted:

lol u care what people wear on their head
agreed, who cares. crocs, the controversial fedora for your feet?!? and clogs, the trillbys for your feet?

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vx-OQx3ohc

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

Xaris posted:

agreed, who cares. crocs, the controversial fedora for your feet?!? and clogs, the trillbys for your feet?

wearing shoes and hats is a horrible fashion crime I agree

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.
you're a lizard you don't need shoes anyway

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
places where hats are acceptable socually:

hiking
baseball games
at a ska concert (before detonating your suidice vest)

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Cream_Filling posted:

places where hats are acceptable socually:

hiking
baseball games
at a ska concert (before detonating your suidice vest)

forgot as part as a work uniform.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Any man who does not dress exactly like Tim Gunn should just kill themselves ASAP.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

InterFaced posted:

Any man who does not dress exactly like Tim Gunn should just kill themselves ASAP.

sorry tim gunn looks pretty bad alot too

"fashion-forward" showbiz clothes half the time just make you look like a clown irl

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Cream_Filling posted:

sorry tim gunn looks pretty bad alot too

"fashion-forward" showbiz clothes half the time just make you look like a clown irl

That's just because we're so far ahead you can't comprehend how great our clothes are; not that we expect anymore from you plebs.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I once saw a dad wearing uggs it was confusing

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Cream_Filling posted:

sorry tim gunn looks pretty bad alot too

"fashion-forward" showbiz clothes half the time just make you look like a clown irl

I feel like Pharrell has fallen into this trap

Closeknees
Oct 16, 2007

Splendid
My 2 1/2 year old son has a pair of Yo Gabba Gabba Crocs. Here awesome because he can put them on himself, and we can just toss them in the washing machine when he trashes them. In summary, crocs are for toddlers.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i wear flip flops when it isnt cold

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Thanks a lot now goons are going to rage so hard the strain gives them a heart attack

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

make them green make shoes purple slap the marvel logo on it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Now go mow your yard in them and become outraged at the funny looks.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

weve done it guys. the ultimate shoe

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

bonestructure posted:

I feel like Pharrell has fallen into this trap

eh pharrell is an entertainer. dressing in ridiculous flashy clothing is fine and good when youre performing. its when youre a normal person who wears it to the mall that you look like an idiot.

naem
May 29, 2011

They look pretty fucjin' comfortable guys I mean

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

God yeah sign me up!

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

TOILETLORD posted:

Seriously, who the gently caress wears shoes? i only wear shoes if i'm going to a restaurant, or work.
Yeah this. I hate wearing shoes.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

omg, that's the most amazing thing I've every seen

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
lol if you didn't see the croc-ugg-toeshoe photoshop yet

losers

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
you're mom op

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uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy
Wanna bang whoever posted the Cruggrams.

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