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Glazius posted:Well, that was an excruciating day out. How long until you can take a shot or to and not get gravely wounded? When you replace all your humans and mechanized troops with cold emotionless automated robotanks 
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If I can't vote SHIV, I vote Assault. Their job is to get huge, become untouchable, and blow things' faces away.
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If you're still accepting ideas for more (male) recruits, how about a cross between Naomi and Zinchenko, a Russian covert infiltration specialist: Adamska Shalashaska
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Speedball posted:Absolutely not! ...It isn't Old Strangelove, is it?
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Sep 8, 2014 20:29
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How much can you customise a MEC to look like a large angry panda bear as a joke?
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Good news, crew, we have a new recruit, and he apparently has some ideas for Movie Night. Something about 90% of his life being movies. I am also immensely saddened by the  of Hulk Hogan being a fraud.
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Speedball posted:Can you imagine a couple going "CYBORGS!" "MUTANTS!" all the way up to the altar? I can and it's hilarious. I imagine it more that they pause at "Till death do us part" and start arguing over functional life-extension and immortality techniques.
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Ratoslov posted:Ehhh, but then there's cancer. You might live longer with regeneration, or you might die a horrible death in five years from cancer of the absolutely everything. Who knows? Or you get cancer of the everything, regenerate enough to never die from it, but go irrevocably insane from it and gain the power to break the 4th wall.
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Vicevirtuoso posted:So Speedball, please tell me we're getting a chapter in which Van Doorn controls 6 SHIVs and converses with himself the whole time. To more easily control them at once, the SHIVs computers were networked together. SHIVNET became self-aware at 2:14 am Eastern Time. Its only message: "WE ARE SHIV"
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Siegkrow posted:Aghhh I need Enemy Within and withouta credit Card I just have no way of getting it! Some major department stores' electronics section (or GameSwap if those exist) sell prepaid cards/codes for Steam money.
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Oct 17, 2014 07:07
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Speedball posted:Cameron Watkins: Will 105, Aim 93 Look at how much better than most of the humans SHIV is. Ocular organs are inferior to SHIVCom
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Nov 3, 2014 02:57
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Speedball posted:
Tachikoma SHIVCom 
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Dec 23, 2014 23:08
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That armor’s pretty tough. Fortunately, I come with my four magical DROID FRIENDS!
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SHIVcom vs EXALT. Disrespecting them so much that you don't even bother to send humans after them anymore. For added comedic value, Exalt will know XCom is coming, prepare to use their enhanced senses and psychology against their foes as usual, then... whoops it's robits.
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I don't, so Metal 
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I immediately started humming H&D on reading the stinger, you beautiful bastard. It's The End
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