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they're simple because they don't exist.
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not for you anyway
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Aug 25, 2014 06:50
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clitoral stimulation works 90% of the time and if you can't find the clit you might be an idiot
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Aug 25, 2014 06:53
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love dat pussy son
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Aug 25, 2014 06:55
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Female orgasms are a secret club that only cool people get into.
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Aug 25, 2014 06:58
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some women can't achieve orgasm until well into their 30's, and some never do it's karma for being sluts in past lives
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Aug 25, 2014 06:58
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2 finger cul de sac
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Aug 25, 2014 06:58
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The Protagonist posted:sluts chill on dat hate speech my boy
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Aug 25, 2014 06:59
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what hate speech? i love sluts. sluts are great. sluts make the world go 'round. slut is also gender neutral
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Aug 25, 2014 07:01
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The Protagonist posted:what hate speech? i love sluts. sluts are great. sluts make the world go 'round. You're suggesting that being a slut generates negative karma that results in punishment when in fact being a slut generates positive karma and increases orgasmic output upon each reincarnation.
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Aug 25, 2014 07:03
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You're suggesting that being a slut generates negative karma that results in punishment when in fact being a slut generates positive karma and increases orgasmic output upon each reincarnation.
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Aug 25, 2014 07:04
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As a man, I've never been able to achieve female orgasm.
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Aug 25, 2014 07:05
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Benedick Cuckold posted:As a man, I've never been able to achieve female orgasm. Try more butt stuff.
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Aug 25, 2014 07:06
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Benedick Cuckold posted:As a man, I've never been able to achieve female orgasm. edge a bunch of times, then have someone peg you with a dildo that curves to hit your prostate. don't touch your dick at all while that's happening.
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Aug 25, 2014 07:06
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You're suggesting that being a slut generates negative karma that results in punishment when in fact being a slut generates positive karma and increases orgasmic output upon each reincarnation. This is dharma *world-crushing orgasm*
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Aug 25, 2014 07:07
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You're suggesting that being a slut generates negative karma that results in punishment when in fact being a slut generates positive karma and increases orgasmic output upon each reincarnation. oh man i've had it so wrong so what explains the unfortunate ones though?
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Aug 25, 2014 07:10
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The Protagonist posted:oh man i've had it so wrong extreme prudishness
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Aug 25, 2014 07:10
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dont be rude gently caress a prude
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Aug 25, 2014 07:11
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The Protagonist posted:oh man i've had it so wrong Puritanical sex-negative upbringings & the fact that most men are terrible at pleasuring women.
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Aug 25, 2014 07:13
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Business Gorillas posted:they're simple because they don't exist. you are bad at sex hth
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Aug 25, 2014 07:15
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Escape sexual samsara with this one weird trick! The Patriarchy hates it!
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Aug 25, 2014 07:16
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We should all just sever our fun bits so we're all on equal footing imo.
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Aug 25, 2014 07:17
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The Protagonist posted:We should all just sever our fun bits so we're all on equal footing imo. It's a bad workman that blames his tool.
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Aug 25, 2014 07:18
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pulsating pussy hole
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Aug 25, 2014 07:19
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lol if you've never felt contractions on youre weiner
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Aug 25, 2014 07:21
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I'm gonna back up on my Karma theory for a second here. Now, hear me out, it's not the sluttiness that is the problem, but the greediness. So in their next life it's all like Tantalus of the Org
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Aug 25, 2014 07:23
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devin2 posted:you are bad at sex i get what i want then i bolt out the door. this is what a man does. a man
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Aug 25, 2014 07:24
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Lol if you think goons are in a position where their learning about the female orgasm would benefit them or anyone else in any way
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Aug 25, 2014 07:25
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It's easy and I'm willing to help out any ladies that would like proof. Except fats. no fats or post-ops
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Aug 25, 2014 07:25
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I only bang old dudes, who have mastered the art of pleasing a lady.
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Aug 25, 2014 07:26
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Quickscope420dad posted:Lol if you think goons are in a position where their learning about the female orgasm would benefit them or anyone else in any way Goons should always be reminded of the myriad of amazing real life experiences they will never get to witness. Cuniculous posted:I only bang old dudes, who have mastered the art of pleasing a lady. This unironically.
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Aug 25, 2014 07:29
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Cuniculous posted:I only bang old dudes, who have mastered the art of pleasing a lady. same
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Aug 25, 2014 07:30
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:lol if you've never felt contractions on youre weiner
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Aug 25, 2014 07:30
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Trixie Hardcore posted:It's a bad workman that blames his tool.
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Aug 25, 2014 07:31
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Trixie Hardcore posted:It's a bad workman that blames his tool. yeah well im poorly equipped
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Aug 25, 2014 07:33
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Frostwerks posted:yeah well im poorly equipped do you have fingers and a tongue
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Aug 25, 2014 07:34
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i have neither. it's why i cant talk to women
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Aug 25, 2014 07:34
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Cuniculous posted:I only bang old dudes, who have mastered the art of pleasing a lady. But think of all the poor, unsatisfied women he has had to go through to refine his techniques! Every orgasm he expertly divines from your flesh is nothing less that the fruit of a maiden's spoiled expectations and fertile frustrations. Do the world a favor. gently caress a complete loser and pay it forward.
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Aug 25, 2014 07:38
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Berk Berkly posted:But think of all the poor, unsatisfied women he has had to go through to refine his techniques! Every orgasm he expertly divines from your flesh is nothing less that the fruit of a maiden's spoiled expectations and fertile frustrations. Nice try but not even all those words will get you laid
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You're suggesting that being a slut generates negative karma that results in punishment when in fact being a slut generates positive karma and increases orgasmic output upon each reincarnation.
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